Our roguish Azerothian advice columnist, Stabstab, answers your questions, often before you even ask them!

Dear Stabby, far too often I find my friends and guildmates referring to me as a "rouge". Should I correct them or would that be rude?

-- Perplexed in Orgrimmar

Dear Perplexed,

A rogue worrying about someone else's feelings? That's like the Unabomber sending postcards instead of packages and hoping someone gets a nasty papercut. Rogues don't worry about being polite. They worry about landing their ambushes when their victims least expect it. It's called "backstab" for a reason.

Given that, I think calling you "rouge", "lipstick", or even "powder puff" is entirely appropriate.

My other advice is to reroll as a shaman -- everyone else is. Of course, in your case they'll probably call you a "sheman"....
 

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