What's Your Best Pet Name?
by Mike Schramm 
Aug 4th 2006 at 9:45PM
It's finally the weekend-- let's list our best pet names!My hunter loves changing pets all the time, so I've had a vulture named Leroyjenkins, a panther named Misterclaws, an alligator named Luggage, and an owl named (wait for it) Oreilly (but I had it before the auctioneer in Booty Bay, so I wasn't stealing). This forum thread has a bunch of great ones, too:
-a cat named Imwithstupid
-a gorilla named Kong
-a bird named Mango
-a spider named Phobia
-a wolf named DeeOhGee and a cat named SeeAaTee
I forgot about my pet lava spider, too-- that's him in the picture over there, his name was Fireball. Let's hear it. What's the best pet name you've ever seen or had?
Filed under: Hunter, Virtual selves, Odds and ends
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
PsyClerk Aug 4th 2006 9:54PM
I named my pet crocolisks Crikey mainly to annoy an Australian friend of mine. He hated Steve Irwin.
gill Aug 4th 2006 10:31PM
I had a gorilla and named it DonkeyKong
Thunderforge Aug 4th 2006 10:38PM
My warlock's imp is named(by blizzard) Kal'gore. He almost won the presidency but got ganked so he started showing my groups a powerpoint presentation about how Azeroth is going to end cos of global warming....
Now i play a warrior. No kidding about the imps name tho.
TF
Runetotem
angeldevoid Aug 4th 2006 10:51PM
My friend clint got a crab and asked for a name.
I told him "citizensnips"
nailPuppy Aug 4th 2006 11:10PM
I had a pet crab named Herpes. Last time I tried to name one that it wouldn't allow me too.
I should have stuck with the old one.
djr Aug 5th 2006 12:10AM
A gorilla named Kong. Whoddathunkit?
Ghostle Aug 5th 2006 12:28AM
Bears:
Huggy
Paddington
GentleBen
Cats:
Brackish
Drew Aug 5th 2006 12:34AM
I had an Orc hunter named Despairagus, with a cat named Shoccoli, but the best I've ever seen is my girlfriend's succubus, named, fairly appropriately, Naztai.
Brad Aug 5th 2006 12:41AM
Not mine, but I took this snapshot on Kilrogg: http://www.mmzguild.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/ScreenShot_071506_172001.jpeg
obo Aug 5th 2006 12:46AM
I've got a tamed raptor (Takk the Leaper) named Tiktakk. I've seen a crab named Pinchybutt (its owner advertises free butt pinches with every enchant in Trade), a tiger named Murray (Stripes lol), a turtle named Cushion.
But the cake-taker is a spider named Exgirlfriend. Ouch.
kurn Aug 5th 2006 1:34AM
i had a polar bear named klondike and a brown bear named Yogi
:)
cheezedog420 Aug 5th 2006 2:07AM
Not that I have, but If I made a Warlock, and mannaged to get myself a Succubus.... Elvira.
troller Aug 5th 2006 2:08AM
a person ive run across in IF once or twice on Jaedenar.
Hunter: Derelict
Pet: Myballz
gg
Fen Aug 5th 2006 2:46AM
Raptor:
Dinobot
Bear:
Paddington
Cat:
Tigatron (Black and white striped)
Currently:
Owl (Yes, I have an owl called owl. I'm a sentimental fool)
Grendalsh Aug 5th 2006 3:27AM
Alt NE Hunter has a white fetish.. white skintone, white leather armor.. named Pallorfax.
I tamed Mageclaw, the white bear..
I named him Polarfax.
Alt Orc hunter had a raptor for a while.. he was my first hunter, and I didn't realize how much pets ate.. since the tag under the pet's name says , I named him "I Just Ate" .
There was a cat - Stimpy. And a Boar - Scrapple.
I think I'll need a CrocoStimpy next...
biddle Aug 5th 2006 3:47AM
1. Make the pet's name the same as a damage-addict in your guild, preferably a rogue or mage.
2. Set DamageMeters to say 'treat pet data as your data' in General Options.
3. Next time you are in a group with that player, you inherit their damage too (they may not like this .... )
Lori Aug 5th 2006 4:03AM
I have a cat named Morris. A guildie has a crokalisk named Dundee and another guildie has a Boar named JenniferLopez.
ObtuseMoose Aug 5th 2006 9:05AM
Peeve
Lycane Aug 5th 2006 9:44AM
Wind Serpent = Nibbles
Boar = Bebop
Raptor = RipIt
Scorpid = DrClaw
Turtles = Toka,Vega,Tanky
pets rock!
Ivan Sep 23rd 2006 3:49PM
I have a pet boar named 'Pigglesworth' ...
Now if I could just get a shark with a laser on it's head ...