Breakfast Topic: Which Boss Walks Out Of The Thunderdome?
by David Nelson 
Aug 29th 2006 at 8:00AM
If all the bosses in WoW got thrown into one big cage, and only one walks out, which boss reigns supreme?
Everybody would be in there, from VanCleef on up. I guess smart money would be on an Old God like C'Thun or the latest and greatest, Kel'Thuzad. However, the lesser bosses would almost certainly team up to get rid of the super-bosses. It would only make sense that they'd work together to get rid of the biggies, then turn on each other.
In fact, I think it would be much more interesting if some dark horse like Garr showed up with his posse and won the thing. It would have a good shock value, and it would make him the biggest superstar in all of Azeroth. You could sell hundreds of Garr t-shirts to the orphans in Stormwind alone. It would be like Rocky, except, you know...much, much more lame.
Who do you think would be walking out of that cage?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
night Aug 29th 2006 8:22AM
Well Kazzak vs Ony has been done :P
Kazzak won after getting supreme mode ^^
foip Aug 29th 2006 8:40AM
Unless he's the first to die: Mandokir. He'd also be level 255 by the time he walks out.
Geo Aug 29th 2006 8:44AM
Hogger of Course. ;-)
Larawen Aug 29th 2006 8:45AM
I got my money on the Murlocks. If there are enough of them, they can kill anything.
PodMonkeys Aug 29th 2006 8:48AM
The Defias Messenger would probably be the first to make it out. That bastard would probably cut and run like he always does and make it out just before the door closed.
I havn't yet gotten to 60,so I can't comment on the bigger bosses, but I can tell you one thing for sure: Leeroy Jenkins would definitely NOT be walking out of there.
James Aug 29th 2006 8:53AM
C'thun Eye's Eye Beam hits Garr for 254835354 damage.
I could see that happening (and yes thats how much dmg he's done to me).
I wonder if Kel'thuzad will have any insta-kill for people that are screwing around..
Hammer Aug 29th 2006 9:27AM
I'm with Larawen. Those Murlocks are plotting something.
They've probably got some superweapon stashed away somewhere.
Elodren Aug 29th 2006 9:24AM
Morladim would win in the end. That bastard is an expert at jumping on people in the back when you least expect him.
Elodren Aug 29th 2006 9:27AM
I wouldnt be surprised to see Morladim win in the end. That bastard is an expert at jumping people from the back when you least expect him.
Dave Aug 29th 2006 9:47AM
I would say Geddon. Once he makes any of those mobs the bomb, no way they're gonna run away to save the others. And if he chose C'thun... well game over man. game over. Eyeball juice all around.
Raadun Aug 29th 2006 9:59AM
I'd have to say Vael at full power, i dont think anyone could take him
Raadun Aug 29th 2006 10:00AM
Vael hands down
Thominalaska Aug 29th 2006 10:12AM
MURLOCKS FTW!
matt Aug 29th 2006 10:17AM
Vaelastrasz, if he started with 100% health.
thatguy Aug 29th 2006 10:31AM
Definetly Hogger.
Swiftlydead Aug 29th 2006 11:28AM
I say Bloodlord or Kazzak.
Swiftlydead Aug 29th 2006 11:44AM
actually, now that I think about it, there's no way another boss could ever beat Lethon. He's the one with the 100% health DoT, right?
Swiftlydead Aug 29th 2006 11:47AM
Nevermind - that's Emeriss I'm thinking of.
B Aug 29th 2006 11:46AM
Emeriss -- 100% health dot 3 times before he dies.
Mark Gregory Aug 29th 2006 1:32PM
As far as I can tell, no bosses are wearing Ony cloaks, so I would have to go with Firemaw!