WoW Rookie: Speak Like A Human
I used to be a pretty hardcore, uber priest if I may say so myself. Being a priest in WoW has a couple advantages, and a couple disadvantages. One of the big advantages is that you are a required element for almost any group. Sure, a druid could fill in (and do a fine job I might add), but when most groups are looking for a healer, they are looking for a priest. With that kind of popularity, you get a lot of tells asking you to join various instance parties. Now let me ask you which tell is more likely to garner you the healer your group needs...[Leetganker] whispers: plz, plz plz join our gruop. need healz for wc. plzzzzzzzzzz
OR
[Sindy] whispers: Heya! I was wondering if you felt like hitting WC tonight. We have a group all set, we just need a healer. We could even summon!
If I had a dollar for every time I got a tell very similar to the one Leetganker sent, I would have, um... let's just say I'd have a lot of dollars. How many times did I take Leetganker up on his offer? Never. I would never join a party with someone who talks like that. It gives the impression of being an immature moron, and whether Leetganker is an immature moron or not, I'll never know, as I am not grouping with the guy.
Sindy is much more friendly. She starts with a nice greeting...imagine that! Then she asks politely if I would like to go to Wailing Caverns tonight, lets me know the status of her group and even offers a summons. No typos, decent grammar and she comes off like someone who won't be an idiot once we get into the instance.
Now you don't have to be a spelling bee whiz or a National Grammar Rodeo Champion (held in Canada, no doubt), but you should remember that you aren't texting your best buddy. When talking in the general channels it is even more important not to make a spectacle of yourself. With that in mind, here are some tips to help you when socializing in WoW:
- If you don't have anything interesting to add to the conversation in general chat, don't say anything at all. Chuck Norris jokes, any references to religion or politics and flaming a guy who stole your chest in a level 10 zone do not count as something interesting.
- Be friendly when you are asking someone a question. A simple "hello" is usually appreciated.
- Do not spam the Looking For Group channel. As we all know, the LFG channel has become a haven for idiots. Don't be one of the idiots. If you are looking for a group, speak up. If you want to mention something your cat is doing, keep it to yourself.
- Familiarize yourself with the acronyms that are used in the various channels. You need to know what DM LF2M means. If you see an acronym or word that confuses you, go punch it into WoWWiki. Some of the most common acronyms can be found here.
- It is never a good idea to /yell. It is annoying, and unless you just recorded a server first C'Thun kill, or your girlfriend just agreed to marry you, don't do it.
- Never, ever, never, ever use leet speak. While some people don't care,others hate it with a passion.
- If you want some help with commands in the WoW chat client, as always, WoWWiki has a nice summary for you.
Any other helpful chat advice from our WoW vets?
Filed under: Priest, WoW Social Conventions, WoW Rookie






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
midtown Jul 31st 2009 8:42PM
i'd be much more likely to group with leetganker. i'm also puzzled by people who feel that leetganker "sounds like a moron;" to me, even taking into account all the hypothetical, caricatured kiddiespeak in this thread, the stupidest-statements BY FAR come from kim.
Crooth Sep 22nd 2006 4:55PM
Oh man this is a huge pet peeve of mine. When somebody decides to ask you for something and says 'do this 4 me plz' I immediately think - not only is this person a moron, they don't even respect me enough to type out the entire word. How many characters did that really save? Why am I not worthy of you taking the time to type correctly?
I feel sorry for the hunt and peck typists out there, especially the young ones, but that doesn't excuse taking at most an extra second to type the word please instead of plz or for instead of 4.
Unkle Sep 22nd 2006 5:09PM
Tru3r w3rdz w3r3 n3/er 5p0k3//.
If you are going to ask anyone for help, show some dignity and respect, and formulate complete sentences. And yes, start with a "hello" or an "excuse me."
By the way, if anyone hasn't read that wikipedia thread on leet speak, it is worth your time.
Hilarious, and very in-depth article.
SilentBob Sep 22nd 2006 5:32PM
Ok, I know I'm gonna catch heat for this but in the same article you flame people for shorthanding "please" but tell them to know and use LF2M... It's pretty much the same thing man. Now by no means am I saying those idiot "OMG I'm soo Ub3rz I r0xx0rz ur s0x off" peeps are right... far from it they're damn annoying, but I've been chatting since BBS' in the 80s and "pls" "tks" and such are just part of the online lexicon now. Yeah I can type at 70wpm, but that doesn't mean I want to type a novel to get a port. Usually it's " 'scuse me, could I get a port to Darn pls? " to isolate abbreviation is a bit absurd, but feel free to let loose on the 1337sp33k kiddies.
Just my $0.02
Unkle Sep 22nd 2006 5:39PM
I wouldn't flame you, but there is a big difference between "DM LF2M" and "Scuse me plz."
Abbreviation in the LFG channel helps to keep clutter down, and is generally accepted as the norm. The names of instances, and often long, and complicated. Also, when advertising, you are not just asking a specific person for help, but offering a spot in your group.
Also, it is expected that people ask for groups and players in that channel, so it is not just some random request.
When you run up to someone and say "scuse, wtb pr0t plz" you are directly targeting them with a request. You could just use the courtesy to ask in a more polite manner. You will get a positive response much more often when you ask that way.
mindtrigger Sep 22nd 2006 5:49PM
Having been a part of the internet since about 1992, and BBS Boards before that, I can put up with a lot of crap online. For some reason though, I want to choke people out when I see them use '4','U', 'R' as words. I don't mind some time saving abbreviation, but most of the little dorks out there using leetspeak also dialog like they are 3 years old. "roflcopters...u r fuNnNnnNny!".
Go Die.
Chris Sep 22nd 2006 6:08PM
Don't address me as Dwarf, or hey Hunter, mage or whatever I am playing. At lease use my characters name, thats what it is there for.
Mike Schramm Sep 22nd 2006 6:15PM
Hey Chris, personally I do call people by their classes. If your name is Aethor or Ziiemba, I don't want to sit there and type the whole thing. I'd rather say "taunt war", or "sheep mage", especially in a battle where time is of the essence.
Then again, now that I've heard your point I'll try to use names more often. I guess I never gave much interest to my own ingame name-- I have no issues with just being called by the class I play.
Chris Sep 22nd 2006 6:49PM
Oh during battle is one thing, example of when I don't like it. (Hey dwarf we are bla bla bla join us) calling me sheep mage during battle would just make me laugh, lol
monkeywraith Sep 22nd 2006 7:46PM
that annoys me as well. my mains name is admittedly difficult, mahoutsukai is difficult for most westerners to pronounce and time consuming to type, but there is no reaosn not to use maho. people use name shorthand in real life, so no reason not to feel comfortable with them in game, and i often ignore anybody referring to me as mage.
Keeper of the Dumplings Sep 22nd 2006 8:48PM
I do like when I am referred to by my character's name, its a little sign of respect. I myself try to always be polite when asking a stranger to join my instance group or for anything actually, and it's taken me quite a ways!
And if you say please, you can have some dumplings!
http://murlocdumplings.com
Argent Sep 22nd 2006 10:38PM
my guild has 2 rules. this is rule 1:
Vowel discrimination is forbidden. No use of plz, thx, ne1 or u allowed.
some may think this is over the top, draconian or just plain harsh (and yes, it is enforced to a degree) but i personally think it's one of our best features. :)
Serecon Sep 24th 2006 7:45PM
All my base are belong to this!
See? That was sort of l33t(ish), and yet it's still readable! I seem to be fine with however people talk, as long as they arn't trying to kill me or something. Italso seems fine to hear, "Hey, . We need a heal for WC, can u come?", or even, "Yo, WC? need tank."
One of the worst phrases I have ever heard is, "OMG DUDE WC NEEDS U! WE GATZ TEH TANKZ! U COMEzzzzzzZ!!!one11E1!ERONFwfas!" That is way over the line (I later explained how caps lock did not increase vocal range). Not only did I deny the person, I beat them in 3 duels :P
As for Argent; I disagree to that. It is nice to be able to read what other people are saying, but if you're multitasking, "u" "ne" "1" "r" and "y" are REALLY handy.
So basically, yeah grammer is great and all, but SO WHAT? Without being a moron, you can easily use "acronyms" or "l33tsp34k".
"LF2M WC NEED PRIEST PLZOMG HELP NUBS PLZ"
odgit Sep 25th 2006 11:05AM
%t is my friend when im typing peoples nick (those i can see in front of me that is) dont know how many know this but %t basicly types out the name of whatever you are currently targeting.
but yeah, friendly requests go a long way, even a:
Hey! last spot for dstrat wanna come?
or b) Hey! last spot for dstrat, need your imba healing!
goes a long way, tho i prefer b since i like compliments ;-D
Albacore Oct 5th 2006 12:15PM
I think you guys are taking the game a little too seriously. On an RP server this stuff matters a lot, but on any other type of server, it doesn't. If you need a personalized Hallmark card just to join a group, then people shouldn't group with you in the first place. On the matter of LFG, those who don't like listening to spammers have the option of ignoring the spammers. I know from experience that anyone on my server that complains about LFG spam has their head bitten off by at least five people. It's part of the game, if you don't like it, don't play.
Eddy Jan 7th 2010 2:14AM
......but my cat is really, really cute, and I think everyone should know that she just curled up with me.
Kim Jul 1st 2007 11:38PM
Actually, it's good that some people sound like morons when they ask for stuff. It gives a very clear warning about what will happen if you group with them.
Kim Jul 1st 2007 11:49PM
Oh, and it's not that we take the game too seriously. I expect courtesy in daily life and prefer intelligence in my friends.
Someone asking a stranger to do them a favour in any scenario with no courtesy and in an incoherant manner would get the same response.
I think the issue is that most people spend most of their lives surrounded by people who have the same standards of behaviour that they do, and when they play a game like WoW, they are exposed to people who's standards vary wildly.
The people who ask in the way described first in the article probably don't think it's rude at all, and that typing everything out correctly and politely is totally pretentious, wanky and uncool.
As I said just before. How someone speaks is a good way to guage if you're going to have anything in common.
Phenomenn Mar 12th 2009 8:34PM
Kim seems to be a prime example of "You're taking this too seriously"
We can all understand her perfectly, but her grammar is less then perfect. And if you need a 'personalized hallmark card' to group with a given person then I guess Kim won't be able to join either now will she?
But lets not forget one thing here people. Typos exist. Children exist.
My grandpa, as brilliant as he is, cannot type as fast as you or me. Shame on him for not correcting his typo or for trying to save himself time in his age/time deprived life?
You people should be ashamed of yourself for judging people who aren't as perfect as you are. Stop taking the game so seriously. I myself enjoy RP as much as a fluent Roleplayer, but I also use the letter 'u' to indicate the word 'you'. I hardly notice it, and its the only shorthand I use (that I've noticed). Are you going to kick me out of your guild because of 2 letters?
Seriously, come on people. Use your heads, instead of your. . . nevermind.
Kim Mar 12th 2009 10:27PM
This is what's called the strawman fallacy. You restate what is supposedly my point in an extreme way which isn't what I said at all, and then, because the point you have made is so ridiculous, it's easy to shoot down.