"Now rezzing %t... stand back, this could get ugly."
Some people say "Liiiiiive agaiiiin!" Some people make jokes. Some people, as they're rezzing me, just say "Rezzing %t in 10 seconds" (useful, but boring). Invidiously over on LJ is looking around for a rezzing text macro. It's a little /say that you stick on the casting of a rez spell to let other people know they're about to come back to life.There's an art to writing stuff like that, really. A few mods do it automatically (I believe Castparty will send a /party chat for you, and Serenity is mentioned in the threat), but the best ones are homegrown and customized. Invidiously has some good answers to choose from: "%t, your subscription to Life has expired. Would you like to renew?", "Warriors now have a Feign death. It just requires a Priest reagent, right %t?", and "Now ressing %t. Please don't anyone else try because we could end up with half each, and that would just be awfully messy" (for the noobs, the "%t" in a macro just substitutes the target of your spell; in this case, the person you're rezzing).
But some of the best text macros aren't even for rezzing-- tonight I had a mage in the party that cast Polymorph: Pig with the simple "Water into wine, enemies into swine." And warlocks go crazy whenever they summon people-- I've seen paragraphs of text coming from them, everything about who to call if this summon goes bad (a lawyer, obviously) to "Click on this portal to summon someone to do your job for you!" (that one comes from a mod, I believe, but not one I've used). Some warriors (I used to do this, in a previous MMORPG) even shout out a macro when they're pulling something, just to make sure the party is ready.
For my characters, a normal "Sheeping %t..." or "Rezzing %t..." seems to work just fine-- it's quick, utilitarian, and to the point. But some people go all out, and I do chuckle when I see the good ones. What do you think-- waste of screen space or fun way to keep other players informed? And of course, what are the best ones you've seen?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Kyle Oct 12th 2006 2:41AM
I think it's a fun way to keep others informed. I mean, yeah, you can just say "rezzing %t" or "sheeping %t," but if you (and others) will be seeing it often enough, might as well have a good chuckle.
Me, I like having my mage say "Squeal like a piggy!" When I polymorph:pig, though I have to say, that water-swine one cracked me up something fierce.
Cyber-Blade Oct 12th 2006 3:13AM
I love the funny ones... My warlock also have a macro for summoning...
"Please someone click the portal so that %t wont end up like a mutatet #race# where each bodypart has its own coord"
I have made it with a script so that i can use the targets race :D
Teut Oct 12th 2006 3:46AM
My favourite summon macro is "Load %t,8,1:Run"
Not many people know what that means though :( Seems I am too old.
Cyber-Blade Oct 12th 2006 3:47AM
Can you explain it?
Sylythn Oct 12th 2006 3:54AM
I've been playing around with some for my major demon's abilities. I haven't settled on many yet, but my succubus gets the following on a seduce.
"Seducing %t, you break it and Bronwyn gets to have her way with you...no no, the painful way."
rahi ER-EU Oct 16th 2006 5:30AM
"My favourite summon macro is "Load %t,8,1:Run"
Not many people know what that means though :( Seems I am too old."
Ah those times. Commodore 64 (or 16/20/128) and floppydrives.
doug Oct 12th 2006 4:22AM
A mage in our guild has this macro: "Now sheeping (target name & lvl), U SPANK IT, U TANK IT!!"
Sorry, i'm noob, don't know the macro l33tsp34k!
Lori Oct 12th 2006 4:22AM
One for when a Soul Stone is put up: %t is now stoned.
Sylythn Oct 12th 2006 4:34AM
Ok, so this post - and being bored at work, made me finish off my others (for my Warlock anyhow).
Sac - Voidwalker(Graz'thyk): "One of us is dying today Graz...guess who."
Banish - "Banishing %t. The big bad demon can't hurt you now."
For the non-combat ones I let them get a bit long.
Summoning - "Now connecting two points in this worlds through the nether reaches of the universe. Please keep arms, legs and head inside the swirling vortex at all times. Warlock is not responsible for demon attacks that occur while in transit."
Soulstone - "Placing %t's soul in storage. Warlock is not responsible for degradation of stored souls. Decomposition of body may occur if not used soon after death. Warlock is not liable for pending ressurection creating another member of the Forsaken."
Aaron Oct 12th 2006 5:00AM
My favourite summon macro is "Load %t,8,1:Run"
Bwahahahaha....
That is just F-ing Brilliant.
And for those that don't get the joke. That is the syntax for loading and then running a program on the old Commadore-64 that was the first home computer for a lot of us "older" people.
Blacksabre Oct 12th 2006 7:06AM
Our guild has a cute little polymorph comment...we often use two mages for crowd control, one sheeps, and the other pigs...so the sheep caster yells out "MUTTON!!!" and the pigger yells "BACON!!!". Good for a laugh just before you happen to be jumping Jandice Barov, or someone similar.
Lex Oct 12th 2006 7:22AM
Just saw this one last night:
"Now Polymorphing %t (try to keep your pants up)."
Cort Oct 12th 2006 8:57AM
There are several warlocks who do funny stuff in my guild... One even has a rotating macro, which produces one of three or four random messages (both on summons and on soulstones). We have "Naked Gnome Airlines," as well as some of the more mundane messages.
My favorite that I've seen was from a friend in another guild... "Click the portal, win a [class name]!"
Tom Bridge Oct 12th 2006 9:33AM
A couple from repetoire:
Soulstone:
"If you love the great taste of mass suicide, now can self-resurrect, so feel free to take those extra pills, Terrell."
" is now stoned. Not that this is much different than their usual state, but I felt I should share."
Summon Felhunter:
"What's that ? Timmy fell off the bridge in ZG again?"
Summon Dreadsteed:
"Look at my giant flaming red pony!"
Chleo Oct 12th 2006 9:51AM
I have the SpeakEasy mod that says a random phrase everytime I ressurrect someone.I have about 40 or so. Some of my favorites include:
You know, %t, there are easier ways to look up my dress.
You may have just been brutally mauled to death, %t, but I have great news! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Remember, %t, when I said I'd rez you last? I lied...
Ty M. Oct 12th 2006 11:13AM
I have all of my polymorphs macroed to different /says. Sheep being "%t says 'Baa baa!'", and the porker being in the same like "%t says 'Oink oink!'", but I reached and impass when I recieved Turtlemorph. So... what does a turtle say...
"%t in a half shell! Turtle power!", obviously.
Magick Oct 13th 2006 9:32PM
My incoming message used to be, "Incoming %t. Club it like a baby seal." Some people showed offense to the message so I changed it to, "Incoming %t, club it like a baby gnome." Oddly, no one had problems with that one.
James Oct 12th 2006 11:46AM
Our mage always says in Vent before she portals:
"If you don't see the purple dots, I'm going and you're not!"
mushi Oct 12th 2006 11:48AM
hey, rogues can have fun too,
" >_< %t is Sapped!"
Michael Oct 12th 2006 12:46PM
A little something I find funny for my warrior.
Battle Shout:
/s Here comes the "Pain Train"!
/train
Its amusing, everyone should try the /train part at least once, funny stuff.