Shadow priests have a website to call their own [Update]
by David Nelson 
Oct 25th 2006 at 10:00AM
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While I don't think Blizzard has sanctioned this website as the Official Shadow Priest homepage, they probably should. At first I thought this was just the rantings of a 13 year old leet gamer, but the proper grammar and lack of typos leads me to believe it is just a clever little piece of satire. The author certainly sounds like a veteran shadow priest with observations like...- "Shadow priests are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful and sweet." Can't argue with that logic!
- His liberal use of the term "melt faces".
- Shadow priests being so cool that they cause the author to lose control of, well...you should go and check that part out yourself.
- Finally, he tells an amazing tale of a shadow priest at an inn that you must read to truly appreciate.
[This website might be slightly NSFW due to colorful language. And upon further review, the Official Shadow Priest site is a parody of another site dealing with the only thing that might be cooler than shadow priests, that being ninjas.]
[Update: Sorry guys, but as Ken said in his comment "Geocities ftl". Hopefully the link will be back up soon! While we wait, be sure to check out the comments, as Undying has the text from the site.]
Filed under: Priest
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Mordiceius Oct 25th 2006 10:22AM
The site got owned. Bandwidth exceeded.
Ken Oct 25th 2006 10:32AM
Lol /agree. Geocities ftl.
Undying Oct 25th 2006 10:53AM
I have a copy in my cache, here it is:
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Hi, this site is all about shadow priests, REAL SHADOW PRIESTS. This site is awesome. My name is Jefti and I can't stop thinking about shadow priests. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Shadow priests are mammals.
2. Shadow priests fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the shadow priest is to flip out and melt faces.
Spells and skills:
Mind Blast Mind Flay
Shadowform
Testimonial:
Shadow priests can kill anyone they want! Shadow priests melt faces ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they melt faces ALL the time. I heard that there was this shadow priest who was eating at an inn. And when some dude dropped a spoon the shadow priest melted everyone's face. My friend Kutani said that he saw a shadow priest totally melt some gnome's face just because the gnome opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that shadow priests have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will melt your face!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Shadow priests are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Shadow priests are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start WoW next year. I love shadow priests with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about shadow priests?
A: Shadow priests are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they melt faces in PVP, but on the other hand, shadow priests melt faces in PVE.
Q: I heard that shadow priests are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, shadow priests can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do shadow priests do when they're not melting faces?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they heal. (Ask Kutani if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Kutani showing off.
He's a shaman and actually has 300 skill in fishing,
which is bragable.
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The guy uses the same template and colours as the other site. It is hilarious!
Dubious Oct 25th 2006 11:25AM
Uh am I the only one that recognizes this as the ninja centered, real ultimate power website? They just kinda swapped out ninja for shadow priest...
Redead Oct 25th 2006 11:29AM
This is a pretty blatant rip-off of the ninja centered, real ultimate power website. They just swapped out ninjas for shadow priests...
Rory Hinnen Oct 25th 2006 12:00PM
Sounds like RealUltimatePower.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
steph Oct 25th 2006 11:35AM
"the Official Shadow Priest site is a parody of another site dealing with the only thing that might be cooler than shadow priests, that being ninjas"
The dude who wrote the post about the site noticed it, so no, I don't think you guys are the only ones. :)
Abe Oct 25th 2006 12:30PM
Who's the noob priest in the picture? He's wielding Julie's dagger. chance-on-hit proc for a caster = wth?
Nice way to waste 30g.
top Oct 25th 2006 12:32PM
it's true...Shadow Priests rule. However they are misunderstood by the unwashed masses and often forced into healer roles they neither want nor are geared for, hence their propensity to melt faces...
Undying Oct 25th 2006 12:57PM
What makes me laugh the most is the ninja web site... what a looser!
Verdugo Oct 25th 2006 1:02PM
. Lol /agree. Geocities ftl.
Posted at 10:32AM on Oct 25th 2006 by Ken
/concur
Ken, waddups!
jpc Oct 25th 2006 2:35PM
Are shadow priests viable for pvp?
Rosemary Oct 25th 2006 4:36PM
The REAL ultimate priest (sorry, presit) is Exe. Go to page 2 of this thread to see him in all his glory:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html;jsessionid=7653C82C0522BDD73F8A6F4A7B0AA798?topicId=32103972&postId=322115186&sid=1
rich Oct 26th 2006 1:41AM
blatant ripoff of realultimatepower.net
lame.