Forum Post of the Day: Guilds and the constitution...
by Elizabeth Harper 
Nov 28th 2006 at 5:00PM
Maybe this is just a very sad attempt to troll. Maybe the person posting it is actually trying to be funny. At least I hope so -- because it's very difficult for me to understand how someone could really be this dense. After all, this is America and we all have a constitutional right to be a member of a raiding guild -- and have our choice of phat loots, of course. If you wonder -- like I do -- which constitution the original poster is referencing, poster Mikey makes a good guess:
Congress shall make no law obliging any class to spec a certain way, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom to whine, or to make forum posts; or the right of the people peaceably to raid, and to petition the guild master for a redress of grievances. Furthermore Congress shall not make any law mandating the use of ventrilo, nor shall the burdensome system of Dragonkill Points be applied to any resident, be they citizen or foreigner.
Giggle.
[Thanks, ChrisM]
Filed under: Odds and ends
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Mats Nov 28th 2006 6:11PM
Oh? Is this America? I must have taken a wrong turn.
Hammer Nov 29th 2006 5:02AM
Eh? That's just nonsense.
Luclan Nov 28th 2006 10:43PM
sounds like rules for a bad guild with no order and no hopes of going too far past brs
Trollyboy Nov 28th 2006 11:01PM
It was probably that left turn at Albuquerque...
I kinda thought I was in Australia, but it's pretty much all the same thing these days.
Alx Nov 29th 2006 12:18AM
I bet this guy is a lawyer...
Prauche Nov 29th 2006 1:40AM
Can't be a lawyer. Not enough big words that we all would have to go to Black's Law Dictionary to find out. (Well, those who aren't in the legal profession at least.)
Donner Nov 29th 2006 12:31PM
Wow that was dumb why the heck did someone waste their time creating that? Really where did this person get the idea for this? Its just plain out weird.
Annorah Nov 29th 2006 3:15PM
The post that inspired the WoW Constitution:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=49617431&sid=1&pageNo=1
mind Dec 5th 2006 3:29AM
this thread's original post is, oddly enough, repeated word for word on argent dawn server. it is about another guild with a latin name, but the guild's first guess as to who it was became a joke in the server forum. the thread went on longer than i cared to read (i stopped after 5 or 6 pages). seems like it's just a very stupid joke...