For your consideration: an AB/WSG flame post form letter
by Elizabeth Wachowski 
Dec 11th 2006 at 8:30PM
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Have you won or lost an AB or WSG match to a cross-server team lately? Did this win or loss stick in your heart, causing you to burn with pride/resentment? Now you, too, can share the exciting details of how much you crit for against those noobs with their entire realm forum, using this handy fill-in-the-blank PvP Flame Post Form Letter! I'm sure you've seen about five hundred of these on your realm forum, so it should come as no surprise that making your own is both easy and fun with our template!
Option #1: The Loss
Title Possibilities: Good Job Cheaters, ____ Is Overpowered, You Got Lucky
Dear (Guild/Team Name/Jerks), congratulations on beating us. Lucky for you that (our team was entirely filled with alts/our flag holder fell through the universe/God was on your side.) We were laughing too hard at your (warrior in Lightforge/pitiful attempts at offense/stupid faces) to concentrate on the game. I hope winning this game was worth (the time you have put in to get the gear you used to beat us/the hour that you spent turtling at the graveyard/your life, because I plan to hunt you down and spear you with a steak knife.) While you losers waste your life in BGs, I'm going to be (sleeping with my Malaysian girlfriend/running over lesser geared players in my Corvette/polishing my Heisman Trophy.) Cheers!
Option #2: The Win
Title Possibilities: ____ is Overrated, GG ____, _____ Loses to Scrubs Like My Team
Dear (Guild/Team Name/Losers), GG in AB/WSG today. Way to lose to (a team in Tier 0.5/a team that was lagging badly/a team that was played by trained ferrets.) I see you're really using your (Tier 3/High Warlord/Mythril) gear well. Maybe next time you should (actually try defending nodes/afk out against premades like my team does/go back to spending time with your wife and kids, jerk.) I'm sure your realm would like to see (how bad you are at PvP/that a group of accomplished PvE players may not be optimally specced for PvP/yet another cleverly cropped AB scoreboard!) Hope to beat you again!
Option #3: The Team That Consists Of Two Druids, One Prot Warrior, And What Seems Like 50 Healers All Following the Flag Carrier
There is nothing you can do about this team. AFK as soon as possible and try to drink enough to forget them.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Woild Dec 11th 2006 8:47PM
This made me lol, I just got into running with premades and by far the best fun I've had (next to actually winning for a change) is fighting other org groups (esp when we win!)
We aren't a guild team or anything, just a bunch of Puggers that got sick of being omgwtfpwned by other orgs/pugs/guilds and so we set up a channel for people to organise org ABs from. All different guilds, gear and skill levels.
Premade groups don't lose much, in fact we only lost 2 last night (including meeting countless other premades and orgs) and they were to Nax guilds so all in all it felt good (they didn't 5 cap us but which was probably a change for them! Let's hear it for holding ST!)
Anybody who isn't in an org or premade, get on it! Especially when you face other premades, it's PvP the way it should be!
klinko Dec 11th 2006 9:20PM
How about how I lost in AV to a premade the other day? They must of used an addon to queue at exactly the same time (I know I've seen such an addon before) or something because there were 37 of 40 horde from the same server, mostly the same guild. On the plus side, we all had a good laugh that it took a premade to secure a win for the horde in AV. It also took them over 30 minutes to do so, which isn't all that fast for the effort it took.
Thokk Dec 11th 2006 10:35PM
I wish they would just make AV available to premades again. It requires more organization that any other BG, and Blizzard forces us to play it in 40 man PUGs. I play horde, and to clarify, while we occasionaly (like once ever since I have been playing AV) will win a rush game, horde normally has to defend and crawl in order to achieve victory. So 30 mins is actually really freaking fast for a horde win. You got wtfpwned. Most horde wins are turtle affairs that last 45min to as long as 2 hours.
But I digress. The form letters were incredibly funny. That sort of nonsense on the forums is why I rarely read them to begin with, but I might have to check and see if anyone used the forms. =D
Chaos Dec 12th 2006 1:20AM
Thokk... look at Klinko's post...
AV is very possible to be premades, it is available, but you don't need an addon inorder to get AV premades.
What I do with my 3 friend to get into the same AV is be on Vent/ Teamspeak and in the same raid group than as I say "join", we all click join first available at the same time.
There is only one AV premade guild in the X-realm BG server I am in, and that's the Windrunner Hordes.
Now... to the topic...
Yea, the Form Letters were pretty funny, but if it was me, I usually just say positives no matter if I lose to win.
Alex Dec 12th 2006 7:55AM
I love the new honor system, but these @guild posts have become one of the most annoying aspects of it. I don't care that some guild of quadriplegics beat some premade full of no-names from my realm. Tell them GG, queue up again, and remember there's always someone better than you at PvP.
Jacob Pulliam Dec 12th 2006 10:23AM
I suggest doing what our server does, we keep track of other servers flaming us so we can look back and laugh. The threads other servers post in our forums are usually pretty funny. Check it out http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=54919210&sid=1
jpc Dec 12th 2006 11:45AM
/me lols and goes back to bed with his Malaysian girlfriend.
Orcsbane Dec 12th 2006 11:52AM
Since patch I have gotten in with a cross server AV pre-made group. We are all on vent, and I have to say Its the most fun I have had PvP'n ever. Of course Alliance already pwn's AV, but our pre-made makes it insane. Yesterday played for 6 hrs. straight, average time per AV run was 13 mins, and average honor per AV run was 380 according to my mod. We only lost 1 run, horde won in 8 mins, and only got 60 honor total for killing Vann, and we had 240 honor(most honor is the real winner). Long story short I got almost 10k honor in 6 hrs, not to bad for my day off from work.