"You guys suck at this game"
by Mike Schramm 
Dec 22nd 2006 at 2:28PM
We've all heard the "50 DKP minus" guy (it's become nothing less than a WoW classic), but imagine if all of that took place inside a chat channel, and you've got this (a lot of the text is not safe for work, if you aren't supposed to read cursewords at work) A more stunning display of angry raidleading I have never seen. This guy has more ways to say "you suck" then there are to actually wipe a raid.And that's why it's so great. I think my favorites are "this is MC level sh*t," and "I don't care how you did it in your guild-- your guild sucked, that's why you're in my guild." Seriously, almost everything on this page is comedy gold: "Just pull and let god sort it out." Dives was funny, but I think Sebudai is my new favorite raidleader.
Filed under: Fan stuff, Guilds, Odds and ends, Humor, Screenshots
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Wartoad Dec 22nd 2006 2:44PM
Sweet. That is just too [Sebudai] &%$#ing [/sebudai] sweet.
Derelict Dec 22nd 2006 2:54PM
"That probably means you don't want to buff on the pull, shoot on the pull, look at the mob funny on the pull ..."
Hilarious :) And painfully true!
D
Patricio Marquez Dec 22nd 2006 3:12PM
damn! Sebudai should be knitting with old ladies instead of playing wow... lol
Melthias Dec 22nd 2006 3:14PM
This has inspired me to go back to school to become a rocket surgeon, whatever that is.
I wonder if these types are really that mad all the time or if it's more of a drill sergeant thing where that's their method of keeping people in line. Either way, it's good entertainment for the rest of us.
Kai Dec 22nd 2006 3:17PM
This guy is my idol.
I want a raid leader like him, hate idiots :P.
Lets all migrate to doomhammer :D
Ehrgeiz Dec 22nd 2006 3:35PM
I'm waiting for the screen shot of the guild /gquiting then this guy in guild chat asking why everyone is leaving.
Me Dec 22nd 2006 4:02PM
@6 He'd probably just call them all names.
Thatisfun?? Dec 22nd 2006 3:57PM
It's actually pretty sad. Not the Leader venting. Atleast he is being brutally honest.
What's sad is someone is putting up with the abuse for loot.
Anyone in that guild deserves every bit of crap for staying in it.
His guild ...is sad. Why do they even play warcraft? I doubt they are having any fun.
Funkbeard Dec 22nd 2006 4:32PM
"God I hate people. There isn't a bus big enough to run over all the people I hate."
LOL!
Anorax Dec 22nd 2006 4:43PM
FWIW Sebudai runs the most successful guild on our server.
http://www.juggernautguild.com/
Cheesehound Dec 22nd 2006 5:01PM
At least he doesn't use leetspeak
Prauche Dec 22nd 2006 5:06PM
ROFLMFAO Thank you to Anorax @ 10 for posting that link so that I could go to their About Us page which in addition to other things listed Member Conduct.
In part, member conduct states: We expect our members to behave and interract with other players in a mature and civilized manner. We expect our members to be polite and fair at all times.
Sebudai, you completely obliterate that portion of Member Conduct with your Raidleading! Ohhhhhh my, I needed that today.
ROFLMFAO
Prauche Dec 22nd 2006 5:08PM
Oh yes, and my favorite:
It's pretty easy to figure out how much DPS you're doing as a corpse on the ground.
My ribs hurt.... LOL
Bendyr Dec 22nd 2006 5:27PM
IT'S NOT ROCKET SURGERY ftw...
I've got to start using that in everyday conversation.
Robr Dec 22nd 2006 5:44PM
Not to be a sourpuss, but am I the only one who finds this not funny at all? I mean, this is not your average everyday teasing, but rather textbook "abusive dad"-style criticism. This guy is viciously demaning to people "under" him, provides no constructive feedback, and confuses a person's foibles at a *game* with their value as a person.
The fact that we're viewing this as funny somehow is sad - this guy is just a sad dude who chooses to express himself in a really bitter and hateful way. The fact is that, in real life, this mode of relating is very often a prelude to serious violence. (And given the fact that he's chewing out his "subordinates," it reminds me most of violence perpatrated against kids. Happens a lot.)
Applauding it just seems a bit immature to me.
Zuty Dec 22nd 2006 9:55PM
Ive had this happen alot in raids. People need to chill and learn that not everyone can read your mind and know exactly what to do. Shit happens so if someone dies in a raid, a healer doesnt cast fast enough, MT cant hold aggro, or you have a wipe or two you really shouldnt sweat it.
Only time I got mad at anyone in WoW is when our MT in scholo had lvl 30-40 armor and wasnt using a shield. Even then I didnt tell him that he cant play his class or anyhting like that.
Ive had people pst me during a raid saying stuff like Sebudai says, I usually ignore them because I am there for the lewt and have no time for complaining.
Kunkoh Dec 25th 2006 3:12AM
It's funny because I've felt the same way as some of the things he says. If someone is in a raid and they lolligaging, they are wasting 39 other peoples time. If nothing gives him the right to call them out; then nothing gives them the right to waste MY (and 39 other peoples) Time. You can only tell them so many times before you kick them, or ream them in the hopes they'll improve.
So, for those that dislike what he's saying; ask yourself if you'll ever see anything past MC. Chances are - NO. It's a logistics nightmare to get 40 people together for a high end raid.
There are those that want to be the best, and those that don't. His guild is one that wants to be elite (in this game); and it's no different than people that want to be the best at anything else.
Orsraunia - EU SWC Dec 25th 2006 11:35AM
Sebudai is a god! all these lines are freakin' hilarious :D
Marduk Dec 25th 2006 10:16PM
Most of these comments scream to me "I have never done a cutting edge encounter or even raided past molten core in my entire life."
Not everything is TANK THE ADDS, KILL THE BOSS. One person screwing around is all it takes to destroy a naxx encounter and when you're blowing 15 gold worth of consumables and repairs every death it's a serious problem
Xoya Dec 27th 2006 1:31PM
Seb's actually an amazing raid leader and a fun guy to be around. As long as you're not screwing up (and if you are you won't make it in Jug :)) you won't hear this kind of stuff from him. I'd rather have a raid leader who calls people out on their mistakes than one that just lets things slide because he/she doesn't want to hurt anyones' feelings!