A Christmas story from Warsong Gulch
The holidays have wound down, and hopefully you had as good a time hanging out (and eating and drinking) with family and friends as I did. Unfortunately, I didn't have too much time to visit Azeroth over the past week or two, but lots has been going on, especially in the battlegrounds. And from Cowmoo on Haomarush comes what might be the most heartwarming story I've ever read on the forums.It's about a Horde PUG who rocked (Horde FTW), a little female gnome who wasn't so slick, and a Shaman (Shaman power!) who decided to make a player's day. I know it's long but it's a great story, and you should check it out-- it might even bring a little post-holiday warmth to your cold, January, Burning Crusade-awaiting hearts.
And for the benefit of those of you at work and unable to reach the forums, I've posted it after the jump.
Christmas PVP (A Story by Cowmoo from Haomarush)
I often play PUGs, and I encounter a lot of bad players on the opposite team. But, I just can't take it when they're female gnomes. I have a heart, and it just feels so bad killing those small buggers, especially around christmas times.
My story begins with me playing my shaman. I run up to a female gnome mage and slay her without her being able to do anything. Now I do this another 5-6 times and that poor female gnome mage is like the only alliance who dares to step outside their flagroom (EVERYONE DEFEND FTW!)
It is a really bad player, I don't even have to try very hard and could just autoattack kill the poor female gnome. She tries to channel fireballs, I ES and she wont even channel another fireball before my ES is ready again. She never silences and overall she's like one of the worst players I ever seen. (but at least she tries to move out from the flagroom and WIN the game!)
So, I just can't take it anymore. I see that gnome mage running up to me for like the 7-8th time and I look at the scoreboard, the mage got like 0 HKs and 10 deaths. She starts channeling a fireball and I just let it hit me. And let another fireball hit me. She doesn't have very good gear, it's noticable - still decent gear though. I hit her 2-3 times, with windfury deactivated to not get some lucky instant killing WF crits.
And I die after a time. I don't know why. Somehow in my mind I see this dad, who actually plays the character, who sits with his kid and lets him play. Because it was really THAT bad play, slow reactions and everything.
And that female gnome.. I just couldn't.
I respawn again, the score is 2-0 at this time and we're really dominating the game. The female gnome, who still is the only alliance stepping out of the flagroom, is now in our base, running VERY slowly and stopping on every corner. Which only makes me believe even more it's a someone showing a small kid the game. Move around the corner, standing still for a few seconds, move a bit further.
The only reason she managed to get this far, was because all other 9 hordes are killing the defenders in their flagroom.
I follow the gnome (looking at the female gnome around the corners by rotating my camera) slowly into our flagroom. She entered our base from the ramp, and from entering it took probably 1 minute to get into our flagroom - which for a "normal" player takes a few seconds tops.
Now she stands in front of our flag, totally still. Nothing happening for 10 seconds, and in my mind I'm so sure that it's the dad saying "Good kid, now rightclick on this flag and run fast back to our base!". I'm so sure of it, I can't believe anyone who's level 60 can play this badly and move around so slow if they level hours & days by themselves.
She picks up the flag, and I run in. Hey, can't have them capture without having to fight for it. The female gnome mage stops, looks at me for a bit and after 4-5 seconds starts channeling a fireball. After a epic battle of attempting to make it look like a epic battle, she brings me down. She slowly moves closer to my corpse, then a bit closer and then loots my corpse. She turns around, stands there 3-4 seconds before she runs the 10 yards to reach the tunnel in our flagroom. Stands still another 4 seconds then she turns facing the tunnel and after another 3 seconds she starts running forward.
I'm so sure now, but no matter - a player that bad and who's the only one who actually is trying to win the game needs to be rewarded for the fighting spirit.
"/bg Hey guys, the one who picked up our flag is a friend of mine, it's his little kid playing. He loves this game and is it ok if we let him score 1 time to make a little kid happy? It's christmas week after all."
Ok, it's a lie. I don't know the guy, and I don't know if it's a kid. It can just as well be a really bad player. But believe it or not, the brutal hordes all show a great heart. The female gnome runs through the middle to their tunnel, which takes probably a 3 minutes. The hordes are all ganking people who's defending their flagroom now, it's actually quite a slaughter. All of the hordes, including me, are in their flagroom killing everyone trying to get in there.
Then our favorite gnome comes running into the room, she almost hits the glasswindow straight ahead before he stop. Waits 3 seconds, turns 90 degrees to 3 seconds later walk straight into the middle of the room. He walks a bit to far to the west, so it takes another 3 seconds and he moves backwards a few steps with all the hordes watching. She turns around facing their flag. Moves forward, stops for a second, then moves forward again and the female gnome mage captures the horde flag!
Horde picks up the respawning flag and runs back to the base with a female gnome mage untouched shooting fireballs after them. Some people stops to /wave and /dance with the female gnome mage, and let her kill them - as she don't have the speed to keep up with the flag carrier.
Horde wins 3-1, but one little happy mage ended 4th in killing blows (among alliance) with her 8 KBs and 17 deaths.
Maybe it wasn't a kid playing, maybe it was a handicapped person, maybe it was a regular person watching TV while playing, or maybe someone who just opened a ebay account. I have no clue.
But I had a merry christmas.






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Unkle Jan 3rd 2007 2:12PM
Maybe it was a bot.
Clementure Jan 3rd 2007 2:24PM
Great heart on a heartless horde. :-> (Have I mentioned how heartily I hate horde premades?)
They don't have battleground bots, do they?
Keystone Jan 3rd 2007 3:23PM
Thanks for showing me that wonderful story. I think the next time my human mage wtfpwns a horde mage several times in a row, I will stop and let them win one. I think all BG'ers could learn a little from this story.
Aeigelus Jan 3rd 2007 3:35PM
Amazing story. Thanks for telling this.
hamsammich Jan 3rd 2007 4:33PM
It's funny that this story would surface. Ever since I started playing WoW (during its beta), I've wondered who is controlling each of the toons I run into, both Alliance and horde alike.
I have two daughters, 6 and 11 years old, and they both love to play WoW. My 11 year old pretty much gets the concept, and is quite skilled with her level 32 NE hunter. My 6 year old, on the other hand, is just that...a 6 year old. She's just learning big words. She can't type very well. She doesn't get the concepts of Attack Power, Weapon Speeds or DPS. She has no idea where distant lands like "Westfall" or "Hillsbrad" are...she loves the cartoon characters and can go kill Wild Boars with her level 13 Warlock (which dad leveled for the most part) every now and then.
I always think about these things when I'm out and about in Azeroth. I make sure I'm not rude to other players. I try to watch how offensive my typing is when I don't know my audience. I see that lowly Alliance character trying feverishly in general chat to get help with a quest five levels below them that we all took for granted and finished when it was three levels above us.
I think about these things a lot. I think of how much something like the World of Warcraft means to people of all ages, adults and young children alike. I try to step back and, before I've made a rude, inappropriate comment or emote, think that it could possibly be somebody else's 6 year old daughter behind that keyboard playing their little hearts out.
So, kudos Cowmoo...kudos. There IS still a spirit of gaming alive and well, even if our "normal" travels in WoW don't reveal it.
aaron Jan 3rd 2007 4:29PM
botting ftw
multikast Jan 3rd 2007 10:50PM
@2
you do understand that as a horde pugger, we hate the alliance premades just as much, right? horde isn't the only ones with premades, and i've had run-ins with many alliance premade AB and WSG. it's probably a 50/50 chance that i go against a premade or pug.
FOR THE HORDE!
Gurei Jan 3rd 2007 4:22PM
These story made me /awww ,i kinda like horde for these stuff,moronic inmature alliance woulda probably just killed the gnome.
Spaz Jan 3rd 2007 10:58PM
Heart lifting. This story made my day, thanks for posting it.
Unkle Jan 3rd 2007 4:32PM
Pretty much sounds like a bot to me. Slow reactions, constantly stopping, and turning, as if it were scanning for something to tab/target.
Also relentlessly doing the same thing.
Mike Schramm Jan 3rd 2007 4:36PM
Unkle and aaron, you guys still think Santa Claus doesn't exist, don't you?
Boszorkany Jan 4th 2007 8:58AM
What a nice story! Bravo to the team of Horde who gave this little Gnome a chance to feel good!
Cody Jan 3rd 2007 5:59PM
AWESOME story. I, too, have two little girls and this story made my day!!
Fayewren Jan 3rd 2007 6:20PM
Great story! Thought you were talking about me for a minute but I only made it to the tunnel. LOL.. just getting that far made my day.
I suck in WSG! I find myself either alone in the middle of the field or standing at the horde flag looking around waiting for someone to grab it so I can help. I die.. a lot. But I run right back out and try again. BTW.. I'm a female and play an adorable pink haired female gnome mage. Why does everyone assume I'm a guy?
Trippy Jan 9th 2007 9:21AM
Awesome, Simply Awesome!
Kupcakes Jan 3rd 2007 9:40PM
Sounds like a bot...
Squiggle Jan 4th 2007 7:30AM
Just lovely. =)
Amy Sep 7th 2007 12:58PM
Eh, it could have been someone like me, a 40 year old mom playing on a laptop half the time with kids pressing into either side of me. I pretty much suck at pvp, get two-shotted by rogues all the time. I'd blame it on druids sucking, but I think I just suck. I have a track pad, not a mouse, I can't mouse turn, and my gear isn't that great. My 37 year old sister plays too, and I can tell you that sometimes my 7 year old is better than she is. The stopping and waiting to channel a spell sounds just like my sister, ROFL, although she is only level 28 and on her first toon. But I can tell you my sister doesn't even know what BGs are and I'm not going to tell her. =)
dan Jan 6th 2007 6:45AM
I play WSG in the alliance at 19 level, and we always (99.99%) loose. A lot of kids playing, some of them running dead on the field searching for their corpse, a lot of 11-12lv naked guys , versus undead rogues with fiery enchants, you should try once on the side of the alliance. It can be frustrating.
Krianna Jan 15th 2007 1:06PM
Thank you for reminding me that nice folks are around, too!
We've got an 11 year old-- Spellspitter, the mage. Alright, he's not great at his class, but he's polite, sweet, and he loves the game so much that it's actually fun to play with him. How many folks do you know that actually get excited when they get to loot the fireworks in SM and Gnomer?