Phat Loot Phriday: Darkmoon Special Reserve

Yes, there's lots of things to do in Azeroth, and fortunately, getting drunk is one of them. Our expansion finally shows up next week, so before then, let's have another round on the best tasting stuff you can find.
Name: Darkmoon Special Reserve
Type: Beverage
Damage / Speed: Messes you up but quick
Abilities:
- "An extremely potent alcoholic beverage."
- Yup, this is the hard stuff. When you want to get virtually drunk, settle for nothing less. It's the official beverage of fishing superstar Nat Pagle!
- You know how when you get a few in you, it feels like you can take on the world? This beverage is no different-- after consuming it, not only do you get the normal blurry vision (seen above), but mobs will actually look lower in level to you. Get smashed on this stuff, and a level 50 mob will actually look level 45 or 46. Careful though-- this stuff packs a heck of a hangover. Too bad you can't find a chocolate milkshake anywhere in the game (trust me, that's the best hangover cure ever).
But the other, better way to get it is to stop by the most legendary fishing spot in all of Azeroth. Nat Pagle, fisherman extraordinaire (named after Blue's Pat Nagle), has a nice little fishing spot hidden in none other than Zul'Gurub. At the camp (where you also summon Gahz'ranka). There's a few boxes there, and you can stock up on the Special Reserve to your heart's content. Pagle fished in style, baby!
Getting Rid of It: Drink the stuff-- it does a body good. If, for some reason, you've decided to cut down on the consumption, a vendor will buy it back for 12 copper. Cheers! Here's to the Burning Crusade! See you in Outland!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Luckton Jan 13th 2007 1:35AM
Cute, but I'm confused...does the Darkmoon stuff make you more drunk than anything else? Or just more drunk faster? 'Cause it's my understanding that all drinks have the same alcoholic effect in distorting the world and making enemies appear lower in levels, with the distortion and how many levels weaker being based on how drunk you are.
Mike Schramm Jan 13th 2007 1:44AM
Luck, I believe this gets you drunk faster. You could drink a ton of wine to get as drunk as this, or just one of these. From experience, this seems to keep you drunk longer, too, but that's just my guess from drinking it-- I'm not sure of the numbers behind it.
Stead Jan 13th 2007 8:18AM
And it starts to bother me!
Thomas Jan 13th 2007 8:48PM
Spiders in ZG can get you drunk for free while you're there. :D And I noticed another thing, my frames per second dramatically increased while drunk. Nice trade-off I think.
White Rabbit Jan 13th 2007 10:07AM
I've got myself about 10 of those in my backpack right now, nothing like chugging down for an instance
Oh what? That mob is only 54?? CHARGE!!!...hic!
Ryan D. Jan 13th 2007 1:25PM
IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!
YOU'LL BE F***ING GNOMES IN NO TIME!
YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGHT ELF OR TWO!