When bosses get bored
The latest news from the front, both Horde and Alliance, is that there's another planet on the other side of the Dark Portal! It's called "Azeroth," and it's supposed to be two continents full of instances and dragons and quests! I don't ever remember visiting the place myself, but it's supposed to be pretty cool.From that distant realm comes this conversation from the forums, about what all the bosses "back home" are up to.
{Drakkisath} dammit i'm bored. where are all the mobs?
{Ragnaros has come online}
{Nefarian} hey rag.
{Ragnaros} TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURON
{MajordomoExecutus} wtf caps
{BaronRivendare} o_O
{Nefarian} you dont have to put on your show, there arent any mobs around
{Ragnaros} where the hell is everyone
{Level 64 human warrior has come online}
{Nefarian} niiiiiice
{Nefarian} Im not even gonna use my skellies
{BaronRivendare} same
{Level 64 human warrior has killed Drakkisath}
{Nefarian} ....
{BaronRivendare} wt...
{Level 64 human warrior has killed BaronRivendare}
{Nefarian} jesus
{MajordomoExecutus} /inspect
{MajordomoExecutus} wtf he's wearing greens!
Funny. Wherever this "Azeroth" place is, I'll have to check it out sometime.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Odds and ends, Instances, Expansions, Humor, The Burning Crusade, Raiding, Bosses






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
endofworld Jan 18th 2007 1:39PM
"{MajordomoExecutus} wtf he's wearing greens!"
That made me chuckle a little bit. I think this is a good subject for a WoW movie.
Lex Jan 18th 2007 11:02AM
I lol'd, and I probably wouldn't be the first except that everyone's in Outland right now and not looking at the page. This is the first website I've looked at in two days. Including email.
umamasyean Jan 18th 2007 11:27AM
Haha, Teir-3 till level 67 I heard...denial from all those players who grinded 2 years for it? ;)
Pruflas Jan 18th 2007 11:14AM
gads.. with BC open it's impossible to clear out old quests for blackrock, scholo or strat. As someone who started on a "new" server about a month and a half ago (hit 6o the night BC was released). I've got about 20 quests.. out of the 20, 17 are dungeon related. Trying to find a group to clear out some - instead of looking for 60's to run scholo, UBRS.. I've resorted to levels 55-57 to run them with me.
should i even bother trying to get attuned to BWL? Or even do the quests at all.
Ryan Jan 18th 2007 11:09AM
Yes I definitely lol'd as well... that's some funny stuff.
jbob Jan 18th 2007 11:19AM
Forget all your old quests. You'll get better rewards, drops, gold, and XP in outlands.
Say goodbye to Blackrock, Plaguelands and Dire Maul.
Clear your questlog completely, you'll need the room.
Gold Farmer Jan 18th 2007 11:26AM
Pruflas- I am in the same boat. I have a ton of quests in the level 60 dungeons but can't decided if I should even do them.
Matt Jan 18th 2007 11:38AM
Bwahaha, I replaced my T1 belt with a blue from Blood Furnace.
Oriion Jan 18th 2007 6:55PM
I'm just lvl 62 (hunter) but I still havent replaced any of my tier 1 or tier 2, sure the greens are good, but all have been sidegrades at most. Some blues look ok, maybe I just havent had any drop yet. Only thing I've replaced was my Brood ring (/sob) with a green quest item and only because it had like 10 more attack power, and of course the dire maul trinket for Bladefist's Breadth.
Brantub Jan 18th 2007 6:41PM
I'm still just the wrong side of 60, but the last few nights I have been running LBRS with a few guildies. I'd never been there before, but they tell me that the drop rates are WAY up. We had a recipe for greater fire protection potion drop 4 times. There's a good few rare mobs wandering around too. Outland? They can keep it.
Dwalker Jan 18th 2007 4:33PM
I know it is like 10 years old, but why do I feel Rag should say "WAZZZZZZZZZUP" in that little exchange.
Genius Jones Jan 18th 2007 5:29PM
omg I lol at this and my co-workers stared at me.