Forum Post of the Day: Randomly funny things in Outland
by Elizabeth Harper 
Jan 22nd 2007 at 5:30PM
Have you seen anything in Outland that's just made you stop and laugh? Commenters in this thread are sharing the humorous things they've found in Outland, starting with this random chatter you'll find if you idle in Honor Hold for very long:
Magus Filinthus says: A mailbox? Well is that not the salt on the wounds! Twenty years cut-off from the world and now a mailbox! WONDERFUL!
Ah, so many funny moments, so little time.
Filed under: Features, The Burning Crusade
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Dude32 Jan 22nd 2007 7:31PM
In guild chat:
Two rogues just flew in on fly mounts and ganked me. It was so cool!
Daniel Jan 22nd 2007 6:23PM
Flintlocke's Piloting Pants - http://www.wowhead.com/?item=25979
emir Jan 22nd 2007 7:16PM
i dunno if blizzard did this on purpuse but since i entered outland i cought myself singing the music tunes every time i entered a new zone. then i realized that they are very much like diablo 2 or starcraft themes. very much reminded me of protoss background music as i played and it cant be just coincidence its way to obvious imo, so am thinking blizz wants to hint us something. maybe someone got some hints in quests(i never read it fully)?
Ariel Jan 22nd 2007 7:46PM
This isn't in Outland, but it's new since the expansion (or one of the patches for the expansion). In Stonard, there's a Blood Elf named Cersei Dusksinger, and occasionally she says to her succubus: "Oh, would you please stop checking your nails and spanking yourself, for one moment? Really, no one cares!"
Trollyboy Jan 22nd 2007 8:12PM
Hah, found a few funny things. For instance, if you follow one of the Fel Reavers to the west where it despawns, you'll see it do some knee bends and toe touches before it disappears.
Also, there are some Blood Elves at Falcon Watch near one of the catapults. One of them says "We're never going to get to fire one of these are we?"
And one of the npc's next to a catapult over at Spinebreaker Post says "Go on, cut the rope! You've got the knife!"
Hahaha, and in Shattrath City (forgive me if everybody knows this) you can find the Blizzard version of He-Man, Battlecat, and Orco. Oh, how I LoL'd
klinko Jan 22nd 2007 9:05PM
Read the one clickable tombstone the graveyard at Honor Hold.
Trollyboy Jan 22nd 2007 9:41PM
Okay Klinko, just as soon as I've fought my way past the guards I'll do that. I'm guessing it's an alliance "in-joke", seeing as you're not the first person I've seen that's failed to elaborate on the joke.
paul Jan 22nd 2007 11:05PM
mehhh no real wow players care about ally anyway. :-)
klinko Jan 22nd 2007 11:15PM
Sorry, I'm just lazy, plus I think it's funnier if you see these things for yourself. Anyway, here's what it says:
"Here lies the remains of Peon stout hearted.
He tried to fight, but only farted."
Arlenna Jan 23rd 2007 2:27AM
The Draenei fighting guys by the flight master have voice emote loops, and one of them says to another "You are not normal," followed by the not-normal guy starting to cry.
Arlenna Jan 23rd 2007 2:28AM
in Shattrath that is :P It's late.
Duggie Jan 23rd 2007 11:08AM
One of the goblins at the zepplin crash says "They shot us down, who would have thought the Bruning Crusade would be so mean!" or something like that.
Tetelestia Jan 23rd 2007 4:30AM
I was on my last pvp quest to be able to get the ring reward after I turned it in. I was waiting, trying to cap the last tower of the 3 that I needed. I was seconds away from it then a level 70 rogue flew in and chopped the crap out of me. I was somewhat ticked, but dang it was cool. I can't wait to do that.
Korrina Jan 23rd 2007 5:10AM
The insane druid in the ruins east of Shattrath City mumbled, 'There are FOUR LIGHTS!'. ST-TNG reference.
Sånguinius Jan 23rd 2007 6:29AM
in Shattrath City theres a female npc in the tavern named Haris Pilton...of course shes in a bar..great location Blizz...LOL!
cynthia Jan 23rd 2007 9:57AM
At Expedition Point, there are two outhouses, with an NPC walking around them. If you walk up there, she says (and I'm paraphrasing here, at work and can't get in-game to quote exactly) "Can't you see there's a line?"
Tsel Jan 23rd 2007 12:43PM
They mention the Draenei starting area quest "The Kessel Run" in the thread -- it's a timed quest where you have to go from one side of the island to the other in 15 minutes. Well after you've completed the quest, when you get to Blood Watch, one of the NPCs says, "Oh I know you. You're the one that did the Kessel Run in under 15 minutes."
Laughed at that one.
toolmonkey Jan 23rd 2007 3:30PM
Nesigwary Safari in Nagrand:
The crashed plane has snakes on it.......I thought it was funny.
Doug Jan 23rd 2007 1:04PM
A blonde blood elf NPC named Haris Pilton in one of the Lower City Bars (I think)
Gnemesis Jan 23rd 2007 1:24PM
one of the Scryer NPC's told me "Stay the course."