Forum post of the day: Top ten winning Hoard momets for Paladins
by Elizabeth Wachowski 
Apr 3rd 2007 at 12:06PM
The warlocks had Kralnor. The druids had Alamo. Now it's time for the paladins to have their moment in the shining light of a totally incomprehensible forum post. Cless of DEATH STAR on Nazrethim provides this indispensible advice for "Hoard paladins":
"i will always like to start where i usually start in point s
1:make them so the focus is centered and the axe is strong in hand, either left or both its right but doesnt seem make sense t me... maybe blizzard thinks about thisbefore next time
2)
as long as the entrance is open the exit has a natural advantage, always be able to lose sometimes
3)as a paladin it is our duty to protect
4)after doing this it is best to not focus on selfish tides and mindless hooligany, paladins are serious dedication
have fun
never back down
dont need to eat food
paladin can team with warlocks
never let yourself be fooled by paladin jeers. people are jealous even on alliance in levels , u will be the best someday and no one lets u stop if u let them defeat ur
10: duskwood"
Jandrin's response (#29) in the thread is also full of win: "No class that can team with warlocks should be doing such amazingly powerful axe is strong in hand ever. I dont care what spec they are. I don't care what gear they have. I don't care that most pallies think that they aren't supposed to mount running backwards, yet constantly complain on the forums about how weak they farm - even to this day. You are not suppossed to have such entrance open to natural advantage - even though you think it's a exit. It simply isn't balanced and you need some adjustments. You are not supposed to be Kralnor in the Pally forums."
Sure, it's silly and clearly a joke, but everyone needs some dada between the complaining in their gaming day. I, for one, am taking Cless's advice seriously and destroying all my food, teaming up with a warlock, and going to Duskwood. On the way, I will reassess my serious dedication and avoid mindless hooligany.
Filed under: Paladin, Analysis / Opinion, Fan stuff, Humor
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Todd Apr 3rd 2007 12:11PM
Man... I think that guy suffers from some kind of brain damage. That was barely legible.
Flit Apr 3rd 2007 12:22PM
In 20 years, this will be hanging on the wall in an art musuem, as an homage to the video game culture... (que conan o'brien) "In the Year 2000".
Hell, i'll print this off, and hang it in a museum today, and people would rave over it. Thanks Cless!
JJ Apr 3rd 2007 12:28PM
I think I ran with him in a group on Sunday night. I think we've all run with this person at one point or another... I was told by a tiny bopper on Sunday that I was not hip to the way he talked since I was a mom, even though everyone in the group had NO IDEA what he kept trying to say. Does typing on a computer force some ages to leave out vowels? Do they not teach them in schools any more? Now don't get offended if you're a younger person this is in no way ment to offend, just to share the humor of it from all aspects. I know I have mistakes, or typo's, but it's like "Nto instead of not" or misspellings (WoW needs spellchecker in your chat bar :-) ) and I know I'm not perfect, but it's just painful some times to read things.
Ragbar Apr 3rd 2007 12:31PM
From this day on, I am seriously going to make a push for "hooligany" to become an often-used word.
Lenny Apr 3rd 2007 12:45PM
Reading that made my brain hurt. Then I realized that kind of thing was already on my list of "Why I don't read forums."
Sylythn Apr 3rd 2007 12:51PM
Well, my initial thought was that some bits were too "well" constructed to be another Kralnor/Alamo and not just a copy-cat...but after JJ's post, it sounds like we might have the genuine article on our hands.
I've been having a rought time leveling my pally through the 40's...now I understand it's because of my mindless hooligany - I'm going to take my amazingly powerful axe is strong in hand and find myself a warlock buddy.
Does it say something about me that my three main characters are Warlock(Kralnor),Durid(Alamo), and Pally(Cless)...I'm starting to worry.
Friggas Ring Apr 3rd 2007 1:01PM
@ #3
lol jj ur firnds must think u tyep funny cuz u teyp sooooo mcuh wrods in ur sentanse!!! lrn2tyep
Clint Apr 3rd 2007 1:06PM
It's an old thread resurrected, alas, just with a different intro. I can't remember if it's the same person who posted the original a few months back, but you never forget things like:
10: duskwood
I wish he'd at least teeched us 2 burnin croosaid
Freehugz Apr 3rd 2007 1:10PM
I think i just lost some brain cells trying to read that
Jodou Apr 3rd 2007 1:42PM
Nice, this one ranks right up there with the hunter forum famous "Hunters are truly most vigorous" post.
I'm guessing babelfish, but who knows?
Karl Apr 3rd 2007 1:45PM
Please promise me that you will never post another...ouch...thing like think....ouch....again!
Karl Apr 3rd 2007 1:46PM
"thing like *this*"...see what it did to me!?
Bradley Nash Apr 3rd 2007 2:30PM
ZOMG LOLZ!!!!!!!111```~
Hahaha... that was awesome. I agree with #4. Let's make 'hooligany' the new word.
48 LOCK LF PALLY FRIEND!
Oldbear Apr 3rd 2007 2:07PM
I had to have someone else type this... as I've poked out my own eyeballs... Did Babelfish fail this guy or is he just an idiot?
zach Apr 3rd 2007 3:42PM
WTS [Taskmaster Axe] 2 worthy protector 4 serious dedication
hahaha Apr 3rd 2007 4:45PM
@10 - Jodou
Do you have the link for the vigorus hunter? I can just imagine the nonesense coming from my class and I want to see it :p
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Re: JJ's
I know what your talking about and seen it many times. Most of the time it seems to show with kids 14 and under. I've kind of come to the assumption that up to that point most "kids" haven't developed any partial multi-tasking skills. [ie. playing a game (where you analyze what's going on, what your team mates are doing, what the mob is doing, and choosing your actions), having fun, and chatting with scentences that make sense or even contain all vowels/letters.
These three basic processes going on at once seem to be too much for the 14 and under crowd. I wouldn't say any of them are stupid. Instead, their neurons are just firing all at once and cause a jumbled mess of things. Eventually, they'll develop the skill since this world requires atleast that much multi-tasking skill or more.
till then, play "knoice"
:-p
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