Breakfast topic: Knee-slappers
by Mike Schramm 
Apr 25th 2007 at 7:49AM
I really wanted to share this with you guys, but I couldn't think of a good place to put it. So instead, we'll turn it into a Breakfast Topic, and you guys can share some of your favorite WoW jokes.I love this, from the EU Forums:
Q: What do a noob and a rogue have in common?
A: They both pick locks!
HA! A while back I posted another warlock joke that still makes me laugh (I guess everyone wants to pick on warlocks), but if you've got any other WoW jokes (or jokes that have been adapted to fit the WoW setting), let us hear them, the cornier the better.
Ok, one more:
Q: What do Undead Tauren say?
A: Boo.
HA! Ok, one more:
Q: How many CMs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, it's working as intended.
HAHAHAHA!
Filed under: Virtual selves, Breakfast Topics, Humor
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Jorane Apr 25th 2007 7:57AM
:lol: Mike, have you been drinking again?
mewyn Apr 25th 2007 8:06AM
There was one I heard a few weeks back, "Improved sap comes from tree druids."
Gitr Apr 25th 2007 8:02AM
A gnome, a human, and a dwarf walk into a bar...GAH! I forgot the rest.
Klysandral Apr 25th 2007 8:17AM
One of our Warlocks was in a group party last week doing Underbog instance when the warrior in the group told him off for ninjing the soul shards
Savok Apr 25th 2007 8:23AM
If census stats are anything to go by, noobs still pick rogues and hunters.
That last one is great though
BaboonNL Apr 25th 2007 8:57AM
What did the Murloc say to the bold Tauren?
GARBLRRBLRBLRLRBLRBLRRBL.
Larawen Apr 25th 2007 8:58AM
"I am a pally short and stout!
Here is my hammer, here is my mount.
When I see a horde I scream and shout!
Pop my bubble and hearthstone out."
Matt Apr 25th 2007 9:45AM
I like that lock joke.
Mad Cow Apr 25th 2007 9:53AM
lolz @ 7
Todd Apr 25th 2007 10:01AM
Good call with the CM's... it's highly appropriate and accurate.
Sozay Apr 25th 2007 10:14AM
A warlock, warrior and paladin are all drinking at an inn.
"Did I ever tell you about the time I fought 100 demons?", asked the warrior. The warlock and paladin grumbled and nodded in agreement. "Yeah, I fought all 100, and all 100 died!", the warrior proclaimed.
The warlock raised his glass and said, "Yeah? Well I once fought 200 arakkoa and they all died!"
The paladin chimed in, "Yeah? One time I fought 300 murlocs...and no one died."
Laurens Holst Apr 25th 2007 10:18AM
“There’s no point crying over lost spidersilk!”
Ohohohoho!
~Grauw
Rokza Apr 25th 2007 10:23AM
Your mom's an epic mount
The Cannabis Connoisseur Apr 25th 2007 12:47PM
Don't quit your day job, comedy isn't your forte...
Ash Apr 25th 2007 11:02AM
"Behind every successful mage is an OOM priest"
Sylythn Apr 25th 2007 11:16AM
Paladins do it with a god's blessing...unless of course they're being being difficult - then we capture them and keep them in the basement.
Franchi Apr 25th 2007 11:10AM
@13
Lol that's awesome
Joshua Ochs Apr 25th 2007 1:26PM
Methinks the poster has been drinking, and the audience is high.
I like the idea of such a breakfast topic, but humor is subjective - and from where I sit, the innaugural entry is rather lame.
Flit Apr 25th 2007 11:49AM
@11: best joke here.
Here's one i heard a ways back
"Is all rain in Mulgore a Taurential Downpour?"
AkinPsYcHoTicK Apr 25th 2007 12:16PM
"Rogue's do it from behind, but Pally's use protection"