Breakfast topic: Whoops MT
by Mike Schramm 
Apr 30th 2007 at 8:13AM
"Hey guys, anyone want to run SL?"
"Sorry, can't, about to log."
"Sure, what classes you have?"
"Just me and the tank right now."
"I'll go, invite me."
"And that's when I had to whip it out, right in front of everyone."
"... what?"
"WTF?"
"Whoops MT sorry."
"wow."
What's the craziest mistell you've ever heard?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
PM Apr 30th 2007 8:34AM
After getting terribly drunk I tried playing and somehow sent a tell to someone that consisted of all w's (wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww). I apologized and told him I was wasted and he told me about his times playing super smash brothers... I laughed.
Teros Apr 30th 2007 8:36AM
lol.. I don't get it
Falgorn Apr 30th 2007 8:58AM
Not quite the same thing but in a previous MMO I went on a complete rant about a player who had annoyed me a couple of times. The person I was ranting to turned out to be his brother, and the person I was ranting about was sitting right beside him and also happened to be the Guild Master.
"You have been removed from 'insert clan name here'."
Gene Apr 30th 2007 9:03AM
Actually this is kinda of amusing because my friends and i will go to random servers and create lvl 1-5 characters and then randomly "mistell" people with bizarre and wierd things. we also do a /who 70 and and find someone in shadowlabs or some instance and then go to general chat and say that * person in shadowlabs* is offering free runs to anyone who wants one pst them now.
BaboonNL Apr 30th 2007 9:09AM
...people pay for Shadow Lab runs?
FireStar Apr 30th 2007 9:34AM
I know a couple times in EQ i was complaining about a useless party member in whispers, but i accidently sent it to the whole group. that always sucks lol..didn't want to hurt his feelings and doubt i could help him.
kirby1612 Apr 30th 2007 9:46AM
He meant free runs for lowbie instances or something.
Back on topic: My guild leader all of a sudden once said this
Guild Leader: Yeah that stuff in jail is true, I got raped like Ohio State vs the Gators.
Me:...mistell?
Rest of guild: what...the...hell, LOL, ROFLMAO, you got PWNED
GuildMaster has left the guild
You are now leader of
He got invited back, and was made leader again too, but wow, it was kinda funny
John Apr 30th 2007 9:15AM
This is kinda a misstell - from a previous game, I used /gquit to quit the game....I think you can figure out what I accidentally did this weekend...yeah I /gquit and I'm guild-less, now I am waiting for someone to come on when I'm on to reguild me. I am lame.
idburns Apr 30th 2007 9:39AM
I am referred to as the "King of Misstells" in my guild. On more then one occasion I've been talking shit about someone in whispers or a private chat channel and accidentally broad-casted into guildchat.
Doodzin Apr 30th 2007 9:37AM
My wife started playing recently and is still getting used to the chat system. She didn't realize after saying something in guild chat, the next message would default into guild chat. So she told the whole guild something about how much she loved me. Cute, but embarrasing.
Pingmeister Apr 30th 2007 9:39AM
My mistell is from me concerning a young player who I had helped with a Quest and then he started non-stop begging for help and money.
He was well-meaning, just not very motivated to work through things himself.
He joined a Guild and recommended me to the Guild Leader who asked me to join.
My reply SHOULD have gone to the Guild Leader but instead went to the young player who we will call SMITH. The curse of auto-reply.
"I'll be honest, I would be tempted to join your Guild but because SMITH is in it I can't bear to give him more reason to beg from me for everything he tries to do in-game."
Bunkai Apr 30th 2007 9:48AM
My wife made the biggest MT that I can remember on Vent one night while doing Ony before an MC run a little over a year ago. There was major drama going on in the guild at the time (a guild that we left shortly there after). We were still in the guild and still wanted to help out as best we could, but the GM was completely being an Asshat, so there were some tells between myself(Forums Admin, Master Looter, and Druid Class Leader), the Assistant GM, and the GM. I was trying to nicely explain that they had screwed up and people were not happy about it, and things began to escalate from there.
Anyway, I ended up telling my wife all about it. She had been using Person-to-Person chat in vent so that she could still voicechat but not across the "open" channel with the rest of the raid, and she was telling a friend of ours about what was going on. We were getting buffed and ready to run in on Ony and there was a brief silence over the vent channel. Well, she accidentally hit the wrong key and ended up announcing to the entire raid, that after that run, the GM, AGM, and I would be having a private conversation to talk about all the drama and what they had screwed up.
Oops!
Icecoldbea Apr 30th 2007 10:08AM
@8, We had something similar in our guild. We had just did MC, got our first Rag kill, and everyone's blood is pumping. We were all on Teamspeak, hooting and hollering, just plain stoked. All of the sudden, we hear, "I love you" from one of our female guildies over TS. The entire guild, without hesitation, in unison said, "We love you too." Utterly classic. She was on the phone with her boyfriend, pressed her elbow accidentally on her push-to-talk button, and was saying goodnight to him. We still rag on her, 2 years later, by greeting her when she logs on by saying, "I love you." =P
Kuhtarl Apr 30th 2007 10:04AM
I'm the MT ninja in my guild.
When guildchat becomes stagnant or stops altogether, I'll string some random BS together and then wait a second or two before following it up with a 'mt'. I do this on purpose but always play it up like it's accidental. The reason for this is if I ever drop a genuine MT, I can play it off as 'staged'.
With the folks in my guild, it's well received and helps break up the monotony.
"I'm not really into that sort of thing. I tried it once in college and ended up in the trunk of someone's car with a tattoo around my nipple."
MT.
BeardedFerret Apr 30th 2007 10:24AM
A workmate of mine tells the story of a half PUG he ran once consisting of himself, his girlfriend, a customer of ours who we sometimes played with and two randoms. We tended to only play with the customer occasionally because he was incredibly full of himself - he was an Arms Warrior and used to come into the store (EB peons unite!) and brag to us about how his (Pre-BC) GM gear used to crit for 2K and other such stuff that I, as a low level Warlock, didn't understand or care about.
Anyway, my colleague grabs the final man for the PUG by whispering him and invite. As he's joining the group, my mate whispers the new guy to just let him know that the customer was a bit full of himself and hard to take, but just to ignore it.
Well, turns out he'd whispered the customer by mistake. They finished the run in relative silence and we didn't see him in the store for days afterwards. My workmate was pretty embarrassed, but we figure someone had to tell the guy eventually. The customer wound up quitting the game.
Whoops.
MacAllah Apr 30th 2007 12:31PM
In my old guild, the GM and I (2nd in command) were very close. My best friend was also in the guild among other people I knew relatively well.
We had an array of separate channels with only certain people in them for talking about guild politics and general decisions before letting everyone else know.
Well, after talking on /5 for a while and a certain guildy being particularly annoying our GM made a /6 and told me to join it. He started complaining about the annoying guildy... except in the /5 again.
She heard (read?) everything.
The Cannabis Connoisseur Apr 30th 2007 10:48AM
"My nipples are hard..."
"MT!"
Zooeyglass Apr 30th 2007 11:00AM
@13 I once did that too during guild chat down time, just to see what would happen.
Me: and that's when I told my mom I was gay.
Me: OMG mt
bishbosh Apr 30th 2007 12:20PM
During my main server downtime, the boyf and i created little alts on a RP server to see what it was like. We did the whole, strip a NE down and dance the women together for the kids, whilst talking dirty. I /1 instead of /s and ended up announcing to the server "god yeah, i love to rug munch. nothing better than a paid of juicy c*** lips for breakfast." ..... oops. Lets hope they had the profanity filter on :/
Melf Apr 30th 2007 11:11AM
http://pc.gamespy.com/articles/588/588908p1.html
Classic Flintlocke :)