Guildwatch: Back in the swing of things

I think I can now safely say that most guilds have either survived the expansion drama, or reformed as guilds that can, because things are really rolling in the endgame lately. Lots of guilds are moving up through Karazhan, and we're finally seeing those 25-man groups out there working on Gruul. Raiding times are here again?
This week's GW starts right after the jump, but don't forget-- next week's Guildwatch is completely and totally supported by your tips! If you've got info about drama, downed, or recruiting going on around the servers, get 'em in the email right now, please: wowguildwatch@gmail.com!
DRAMA
- This week on GW, we just don't report drama: we cause it, baby. Last week, we reported that Bloodbath and Beyond on Anetheron had a main tank who reportedly ninja'ed the Chess Event chest, and got /gicked for it, but not before bringing the guild bank with him. This week, GW received (in our personal emailbox, mind you), an angry email from a "top officer" of said guild saying that the ninja alert was completely false. Another member of the guild emailed us with his Armory profile, and said that we should check our facts-- their guild bank, "Chicamin," is still with them. Only, we looked at his guild listing, and didn't see any Chicamin. In fact, there is no Chicamin in the Armory at all. So either the bank Chicamin is below level 10 (and thus doesn't appear on the Armory), or BB and B needs to get their facts straight. At any rate, we'll use this opportunity to remind you, dear readers, that everything printed in Guildwatch is submitted anonymously, and all rumors about guild drama are just that-- rumors. In their defense, repeated requests by GW for proof of the ninja from the anonymous tipster went unanswered.
- Whoops, I almost forgot the best part of the above note. The guild member who emailed GW also mentioned that the guild also wants to post a recruiting notice-- wait for it-- for tanks to run Kara with them. But it's not what you think; their previous tank just "had some changes in their scheduling."
- Awesome official forum drama. I'm a little bit "TL;DR" about the whole thing, but our tipster breaks it down like this: The Fourth Seal was a guild created just pre-BC "by ravaging two of the best Alliance guilds on Detheroc," IO and Pheonix. From what I can tell, ripping apart two guilds to try to squeeze people into one just didn't work out.
- Nox Eternae on Darkspear-H just suffered an exodus. Their MT along with the top warlock and a ranking mage to join Death Wish on Cho'gal, and then the warlock (typical) came back to the guild's forums to claim another guildie was planning on leaving with them, but was too chicken to do it. So lots of good drama from that. But an insider from Nox tells us what's done is done-- they've survived members leaving before, and they'll do it again. They, too, however, are now looking for a good tank.
- Godspeed on Medivh showed up in the endgame to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and they used up both doublemints: They've dropped Gruul and cleared 11/12 in Karazhan (including up to the Prince in four hours). Nice!
- Dead Presidents on Archimonde (with an assist from Guildless) took Moroes out like chinese food, and then went up and two shotted the Big Bad Wolf (that fight is freakin' fun, man).
- Den of Evil on Kel'thuzad-A dropped Nightmare (pic above). Does that mean they woke up-- or he did?
- Nameless on Executus-A kilt High King Maulgar, and here's the photographic evidence. Grats!
- Kingdom Knights on Draenor-A (EU) have finished off the Opera event and the Curator. They're also looking for some help moving up-- specifically resto druids and holy priests, a few locks, and shaman and prot warriors.
- Omega Rising on Azgalor-H wants you!
- iDemise (winner of this week's Best Guild Name award!) on Shattered Halls-H wants 65+ droods, shammies, and warriors. Why don't warriors have a cute nickname?
- Sword of Azeroth on Undermine-A is a guild that has plenty of adjectives that describe them: casual, friendly, laid-back, and mature. They're looking for level 20+ people who are cool and like to have fun.
- Wraith on Icecrown-H is a frequently raiding guild looking for a mage, lock, hunter, and a resto druid to move past Gruul and beyond.
- Monkey Grabs the Peach (which came so, so close to the Best Guild Name award this week) on Bloodhoof-A is recruiting a few healer for Karazhan. They say they're working on Moroes, so I'm guessing they want priests for shackle-y goodness, but maybe they just need more healing in general.
- The Lollipop Guild on Alleria-A is made up of mostly 20s and 30s (several couples who play together) that are looking for players of all levels to group up and enjoy themselves in Azeroth.
- The Astral Order on Eldre'Thalas-A is already running a few Karazhan groups, but are always looking for good players (especially healers and tanks, but they're not picky) to join them and have fun doing it
- Ascension of Blackwater Raiders-H just downed the Prince for a Hordeside first, and want to fill out their 2nd and 3rd Kara teams. Loot hogs and egomaniacs not welcome, but adult, experienced, team-oriented raiders always are.
- Orion of Aerie Peak-A wants some shadow priests and holy pallies to assist with Gruul. You've gotta have Vent, and they say NO DRAMA. But that's no fun!
- Cessation of Burning Blade-A wants, IMHO, the best WoW players ever: casual, with some raiding experience, and decent gear. Great players, but hard to find.
- Sin wants all levels on Exodar-H.
- Fallen Fury on Firetree-H luvs WoW Insider (thanks, buddy!), and they're looking for some leet healers to help them out with endgame raiding. And you know if they love us, you healers will love them. <3!
- The Hobo Liberation Front on Malygos wants you to join them, and I'll let them close the column today with this one: They say they've "downed more bosses than Lindsay Lohan's downed drinks!" Well played, HLF. Well played.
Filed under: Guilds, Instances, Raiding, Guildwatch, Bosses






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Lythrdskynrd May 2nd 2007 4:34AM
I'm outraged!
Rumor, conjecture and Lies spread *GLOBALLY* about a bunch of anonymous nerdy kids' heroic exploits?!
BB & B should be suing for libel *AND* slander...
they will "WTF zOMG PWN!!!!111!! J00 in COURT!!!!!11! "
Judge Judy Style
:D
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LOL ... just kidding!
once again loving guild drama this week!
keep up the good work!
bernard May 3rd 2007 9:17AM
Characters lower than level 10 will not appear in the armory
Adarkara May 2nd 2007 8:50AM
wasn't this posted last week?
Adarkara May 2nd 2007 8:51AM
misread, nevermind
Ahoni May 2nd 2007 9:49AM
On Rexxar-H, I see many more unguilded folks in Org or Shatt than I used to. Pre-BC I would see 8 out of 10 high level people guilded. Now it seems 50% of the people I see are unguilded. Anyone else seeing this on their server?
Ana May 2nd 2007 10:37AM
Hey Ahoni. Aerie Peak was very similar. We had more changes to the "list of guilds" wiki page during January - March than we probably had in the whole history of the server. As Mike mentions things seem to have calmed down somewhat... I'm not convinced it's for good though. On AP, at least, the progressions guilds have just made it past Dramazhan and the casual guilds are just starting to head in there. We might be in the eye of the storm rather than at the end of it. :)
ben1778 May 2nd 2007 11:03AM
Useless info of the day:
"Monkey grabs the peach(es)" is the name for a martial arts maneuver which (in it's basest form) involves the attacker (the monkey - usually set very low to the ground) moves up close, even underneath the male opponent's groin, and of course.... grabs the peach(es) and pulls...HARD.
In contrast, "Monkey breaks the coconut" involves climbing up the opponent (footholds on the hip and shoulder), smashing the person in the side of the head just above the ear (or in the temples) before "riding" the opponent to the ground and rolling off them once they hit the ground.
Pentjak Silat FTW. :-D
Drurnan May 2nd 2007 12:22PM
Damn right Ben. Hence the name we gave the guild, and the reason why raid bosses fear us so.....except Maiden. She just laughs and Holy Fire's us some more :(
Makrakken May 2nd 2007 1:52PM
Thanks for sharing the Kingdom Knight's progression in Karazhan with the WoWInsider World Mike, much appreciated.
For those of you on Draenor (or any other EU server) that may be looking for a good social Guild that actually balances the social aspect of the game with decent Raid progression, visit our website at www.kingdomknights.co.uk for more info.
Heck, why not sign up and fill in an Application Form while you're there!
Makrakken
Kingdom Knights Recruitment Officer
PS - Love the site folks! I wile away many a working hour here. Please keep up the great work.
Whut May 2nd 2007 7:03PM
Thanks for Best name of the Week, WowInsider!
-Whut,
Officer of iDemise.