Breakfast topic: DND
by Elizabeth Wachowski 
May 5th 2007 at 7:55AM
I've never put up a Do Not Disturb message -- as a rogue, I'm just not popular enough to warrant constant group invitations. But I know they're a must for tanks, healers, raid leaders, and quasi-famous people who don't want to be bothered, and as my paladin levels higher I'm beginning to think I might want one in the future. Holyo of Kilrogg has started a forum thread asking people for their best DND messages, and the forums have responded:
- <DND>: Playing D&D.
- <DND>: _____ is ignoring you.
- <DND>: No.
- <DND>: Do you really think I have two other people out here in the middle of nowhere to summon you?
- <DND>: I have 1/2 in Imp Sap. How lucky do you feel?
- <DND>: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
What's your DND message?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
sklave May 5th 2007 8:53AM
: Associal mode ON.
: Not today.
Boterham
Aurendar May 5th 2007 8:56AM
Great ones!
I usually use :I'm Beastmastery Specced Anyway...
Chris M May 5th 2007 10:50AM
": Do you really think I have two other people out here in the middle of nowhere to summon you? "
I need to use that one often-ish. :) lol
I keep
:Soloing without idiots, check back later- might need one.
on when I want to be alone...
Chris
Sylythn May 5th 2007 11:09AM
Ohh, I so need to make one for my Pally that simply says, "I'm Ret".
Druid dude May 5th 2007 11:25AM
I bounce back and forth between feral and resto a lot, depending on what the guild needs. The tells come in all day, "Hey are feral?" "Hey wanna tank ___ for us?" "Hey wanna heal ___ for us?" About 2 to 1 tanking to healing.
This post gave me a great idea to cut down on that dramatically.
Im a BOOMKIN
ptrostli May 5th 2007 11:34AM
I use;
Insert 1g for a stack of food and/or water.(Not guaranteed)
Vogen The D0rf Hunter May 5th 2007 12:39PM
My favorite is, "Yes, I'm THAT Forum Troll."
Dirtyboy May 5th 2007 1:37PM
: NOT looking for Group/Guild/Beggars
Memzer May 5th 2007 1:50PM
I don't have any food/water/money/portal reagents and I don't run lowbies.
Lex May 5th 2007 2:29PM
When it gets really bad on my priest:
Learn first aid, fool.
phalanx May 5th 2007 2:26PM
no I don't want your gold you spaming c*nts
Tonio May 5th 2007 2:54PM
When i'm sitting around in orgri/shat
stack of water/food: 1g; Portal: 2g
Zetard May 5th 2007 3:50PM
I use Everytime you ask me to join a random-PUG god kills a kitten, please think of the kittens!
Trippy May 5th 2007 5:41PM
I'm sorry one of my 7 cats has taken over the keyboard, as they like to take turns it might be a while before I get back to you.
Imrielle May 5th 2007 9:35PM
I'm a druid as well, and fairly well known on my server. I get near constant spam for tanking/healing, or invites to raids when a guilds short a healer. And of course, the beggars.
And, of course, the constant "Are you feral/resto?"
Here's mine. "I'm no spec'd."
Theserene May 6th 2007 6:46AM
On my 70 Warlock:
"I don't have two people with me to summon you"
"If I wanted to do instances I'd be IN one"
(and for when I'm in low-level areas"
"Boosts through instances cost 10G per half hour"
Mad Cow May 7th 2007 8:20AM
+1 for the druids. I constantly get spammed for tanking/healing ... CONSTANTLY. I can't take much more, seriously. Why can't Blizzard put together some sort of privacy rules in the chat system?? ... such as; only allow whispers from friends/guild, block all whispers, afk/dnd messages ON MOUSEOVER, and/or allow all spam.
38 minutes in Kara last night, 247 messages ... WTF!!!!!!! Yes, I counted ... its not easy to make lines on a piece of paper while trying to dps curator adds.
My goal for today: Find a mod that will block anyone under level 60. I don't care if its whisper, general chat, trade, wtf ever ... I just want to play without seeing more purple/pink text than guild chat.