Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits
by Mike Schramm 
May 18th 2007 at 2:10PM
Chuck Norris is no stranger to gaming, but my hunch is that as funny as this is, it's actually photoshopped. In all my Azerothian travels, I've never seen a sleeveless, unbuttoned denim shirt. But you never know-- if Col. James Braddock called up Blizzard and told them he was going to be in the game, they'd have no choice but to comply.
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Filed under: Fan stuff, Odds and ends, Humor
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Zotiko May 18th 2007 2:24PM
Maybe I'll be first:
Once, Chuck Norris had sex inside of a tractor trailer. We now call that truck Optimus Prime.
Baluki May 18th 2007 2:26PM
Definitely photoshopped. You can especially see it on the upper-right shoulder on the jacket. The shadows and colorations match the photo exactly. And on the part just above the beltbuckle on the right side.
Pretty funny though.
James May 18th 2007 2:34PM
Nonsense. Ya'll just think its photoshopped, but its really part of the next expansion, which is when the new Chuck Norris class will be introduced. You have a choice between that outfit and the Walker Texas Ranger outfit (instead of a male/female choice) If you choose the Walker model, you'll get a Dodge Ram mount complete with missile launcher for those pesky dragons and helicopters. And you'll get it at level 1.
Blizzard is hinting at this even now on their webpage. The countdown is at World of Warcraft today. Tomorrow, the page will just have one giant picture of Chuck Norris, thereby letting us know that the next expansion will be solid Chuck Norris.
superbeef May 18th 2007 2:36PM
That pic is SOOOOOO old. I saw it before I started playing WoW in January.
Antenora May 18th 2007 2:43PM
Psh, Brock Samson can kick Chuck Norris's ass any day of the week.
Sherief May 18th 2007 2:43PM
10/10 for James' comment.
Tyler May 18th 2007 2:56PM
Brock samson is a notorious ganker a$$hole from my server, Kel'Thuzad.
drew May 18th 2007 4:22PM
Samson is a god amoung men and chuck norris isnt worthy to kiss his d!ck.
10pound May 18th 2007 6:13PM
Now children...........................
Chris May 18th 2007 10:55PM
Anyways...
it looks like he used that picture to make the texture or skin or whatever for the pants and shirt.. not necessarily photoshopped.
Thijz May 19th 2007 4:21AM
Take a screenshot of a human with a blue shirt on, take a screenshot of a human without a shirt. Cut the sleeves off the shirt and put the pictures together, done.
Krab May 21st 2007 1:53PM
If you are a tailor look up Azure silk vest and you will see it is dead on with this picture
James May 21st 2007 2:30PM
@11
Are you daring to imply that Chuck Norris is human? Or for that matter, that Chuck Norris looks human?