Life when your realm is down
With new patches come new problems. Disappearing items have caused Blizzard to hotfix and restart every realm, with the side effect of lots of realms being offline and some (including my home realm, Magtheridon) having disappeared entirely. I just got back from a weeklong vacation, and with it being patch day, I've been dying to get in-game. But other than staring at the realm list, what can you do when your realm is down?
- Play with the character generator. Make the most attractive character you can for each race and gender. Then make the ugliest. (Does anyone ever use the human female with the wrinkled face?) Try to make a facsimile of your own appearance!
- Try out some new realm types. Are PVP server chats really meaner than on RPPVP? How far can a level 1 get into enemy territory if you stick to the roads on a PVP server?
- Create a reputation for yourself. Roll an Alliance and Horde character on a PVE server. Go into major cities and proceed to talk about how much of a jerk your alt on the other faction is. Feel free to make up outlandish stories of ninjaing, sexual harassment, etc. Then do the same on the other alt. See how many people you can get to whisper you and condemn your "actions."
- Try to catch people cybering on RP servers. Or, if you're into that sort of thing, create a night elf/blood elf and do a little mailbox dancing, see how much money you get, and then donate it all to some lucky noob.
- Hang with your guildies on Vent. It's amazing how much you can actually get done when the server's down. It's a good time for an officer meeting, or an all-guild DOTA competition, or finally creating that Screaming Raid Leader Drinking Game you've been working on.
Have you been annoyed by the recent outages? What do you do when WoW is up, but your realm isn't?
Filed under: Patches, Realm Status






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Fabbyfubz May 22nd 2007 8:40PM
I can't even log in =(
xtian May 22nd 2007 8:40PM
Bah, I stare and I wait.
Alexander May 22nd 2007 8:39PM
i usually go find some heroin, or some other equally addicting substance as WoW, and get hooked on that until i can get my real love back.
Paulallen May 22nd 2007 8:46PM
head hits keyboard, sleep time.
haha jk :P
Twitchy May 22nd 2007 8:47PM
ummmm lets see authentication down = no WoW at all
= /
Shystey May 22nd 2007 8:49PM
Ain't nothin left to do but drink... drink and QQ
Mikayla May 22nd 2007 8:51PM
I go to youtube and watch some videos about WoW!!
Aiggan May 22nd 2007 8:49PM
Of course Tuesdays are generally way better than they were in the past but it doens't make a lot of sense that after weeks of running the patch update on the test realm that there would be so many issues.
Addie May 22nd 2007 9:09PM
Maybe I'll sift and crop and post my screenies. *bleh*
Andy May 22nd 2007 9:14PM
On Scilla (US) my friends and I all made Taurens and found about 30-40 other people in the starting zone. We made a dance line then ran to Thunder Bluff and performed mass suicide. Then we rezzed, got ported to Orgrimmar from a mage, hopped on the zeppelin to STV and raided Westfall.
Andy May 22nd 2007 9:19PM
My bad, it wasn't Scilla (US).. it was Auchindoun (US).
toots May 22nd 2007 9:39PM
Everybody who's realm is down should get a day subscription back. It isn't a lot for 1 person, even at 4million players not getting to play that = $1,360,000 lost by Blizzard at a mere $10 per month. Or $680,000 lost for only 12 hours.
Kyle May 22nd 2007 10:12PM
I sleep until Wow is back, then play...rinse and repeat.
Unregistered May 22nd 2007 10:44PM
i play db2 lod SP
sethosayher May 22nd 2007 10:42PM
We (my WoW cohorts)played CS for the first time in months
ZOMFGPALADIN May 23rd 2007 1:54AM
I beat off the dog. and thats my story im sticking to it
harry.j.macdonald May 23rd 2007 1:56AM
On reflection actually stay up all night re-reading the patch notes drinking coffee worryng about my paladin nurfs nd then i usually am pleased about rogue buffs and then i get the patch downloade going and check out WoWinsider.com Wtfthissitehasallthenewsibrokemyspacebarwtftalkingboutitkekekek
Libri May 23rd 2007 4:02AM
I just boot up Command and Conquer 3 and kick a bit of Nod ass while i wait, nothing like sending about 30 Mammoth tanks into Nod and looking at the havoc and lovely destruction :P
Thijz May 23rd 2007 5:30AM
Time to see if my CoD2 skills are still what they used to be...
Cross May 23rd 2007 8:14AM
I tried out LOTR online