Breakfast Topic: Famous Last Words
![[Not one of our finer moments, let me tell you. But BOY was it funny!]](http://www.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2007/05/smwipe.jpg)
I think these kinds of stories are really kind of universal in WoW, no matter what language, countries, or other differences we may have separating us. In my case, I've been involved in wipes in places as varied as Wailing Caverns where we jumped in the wrong place, not knowing you needed to clear all of the Scarlet Monetary Cathedral before you pull Mograine, and level aggro jumping off a balcony pulling huge amounts of the dungeon down on us in BRD.
Of course, my personal favorite involved watching a Shaman say "Check this out!" and putting on Water Walking. He then decided it would be cool to run down the river as opposed to the land as a means of showing off. This, in and of itself, was no real big deal. However when he got to the end of the river rather than stopping he apparently completely forgot that he had Water Walking on and decided to take a swan drive over the waterfall. His intent was to just land in the pool below and swim to the side while the rest of the party had to ride down the cliff path in the Hinterlands. The only problem with this is that if you leave Water Walking on, it tends to makes the water react like you've just jumped onto solid ground. Needless to say that Shaman immediately died, and the guild mates he was showing off to still haven't let him live that one down as yet. (And frankly, we probably never will because he never lets us live ours down, either.)
What famous last word situations have you been involved in? Are there any that your guild mates still haven't let you live down? Anything that made you completely howl with laughter when it happened and still makes you chuckle even now? Share your stories!
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Virtual selves, Odds and ends, Breakfast Topics, Humor






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Androdar May 31st 2007 8:40AM
Being a shaman can really be hard at times. Especially if you put your Resurrection and Astral Recall Hotkeys next to each other.... Needless to say, the group had a good laugh when I reincarnated and astral recalled after a wipe.
TV Genius is a Dumb ass May 31st 2007 8:54AM
Famous Last Words?
"PSH we got this."
"How Elite could he be?"
"Wheres the tank?"
"Wheres the healer?"
::Vanish:: "Where did the rogue go?"
"WTF WHO HIT THE TANK WITH A @$*%ING SNOWBALL!!!!"
"Strats?! Just nuke the shit out of him"
"Wait I got jumper cables...Nope its a wipe :\"
bwest0526 May 31st 2007 8:59AM
Unfortunately most of my expereince comes from EQ and not WoW--YET! But the short time I did play I was run through WC a lot mainly for loot by a friend, having a lack of knowledge of WoW compared to EQ I figured that when you are in an instance aggro was different, I mean I stayed back being only lvl 11 but I had no idea that it would be that bad of aggro, Last Words..Back UP!
GrumblyStuff May 31st 2007 8:59AM
zomg a rare!
...which happened to be elite but if you only pay attention to the silver dragon, well....
FireStar May 31st 2007 9:04AM
I'm pretty sure i can take on these 6 guys.
petunia May 31st 2007 9:14AM
"I wonder if we can hit the water from here" as we're staring over a cliff at the lake below. I managed to hit a small ledge and jump again, into the water, while the rest of my group hit the ground and died. It was alot of fun standing over them and laughing before I rezzed.
Onomatopoeia May 31st 2007 9:40AM
"Follow me. I've got a cunning plan."
And then the two of us were chased across STV by pretty much everything.
Kompost May 31st 2007 9:40AM
While getting mana and eating (over vent):
Rogue: "Watch out! Pat!"
Priest: "Huh?"
Rogue: "Pat! Pat! Back up!"
Priest: "But my name is Mike."
*roaring laughter, followed by a wipe*
I'm still not totally sure how anyone these days don't know the term "pat" for patrol. I guess we all gotta learn sometime.
Lisa Poisso May 31st 2007 9:58AM
Our guild's most recent favorite:
"Well, they weren't elites when I pulled them!"
Palanor May 31st 2007 11:01AM
runwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Deewee May 31st 2007 10:15AM
Right after the Warriors Arrow goes off for pulling...
Priest: AFK, House is burning.
Masik May 31st 2007 10:43AM
Instance cleared, guildie engineer declines mage portal:
"No, thanks, I'll use my new Ultrasafe Transporter."
bwest0526 May 31st 2007 10:26AM
ROFLMAO!! OMG I can't stop laughing at a few of these, wspecially the Pat! Pat! Back up! but my name is Mike! OMG!! my sides hurt! Thanks for lightening my day, it definately needed it after the car bomb going off earlier...
1Adam12 May 31st 2007 10:30AM
In BFD, After killing Kelris.
Guildie: "Ok, now we have to light the torches around the alter"
Me (Pally): "I'll do it"
Guildie: "ok, so when you light them some mobs should show up and... NO NOT ALL FOUR AT ONCE!!!"
Me: "Huh? All four, ok"
Guildie: WAIT!! WAIT!!! Nooooo!!"
So you can guess what happened next, right?
Koomber May 31st 2007 10:31AM
Myself have caused a fiar few wipes by forgetting that my pet is thick as mince and they jumping of cliffs/stairs or running over slightly rough goround whilst my pet procides to run through (and agro) a bajillion mobs.
Done this in Ulda/BRD/Gnomer to name a few.
seduxion May 31st 2007 10:36AM
I launched a greench in Uldaman. That was a very memorable experience and my guildies bring it up every time someone mentions that instance.
Meg May 31st 2007 10:48AM
So I'm a lock with kind of an ummmmmmm.....slight ego, and we were in Shadow Labs for the 100th time attempting to get our warriors shoulders to drop. We are in the room with the mountains of skellies. Anyways, we have a druid and myself for aoe. The druid's barkskin was on cooldown so I said, "don't worry guys...I got this." Now normally we have the druid start up the aoe so all the aggro is on him. Well.........I seeded one side, then turned and seeded the other. *BOOM* Dead warlock.....kind of the WoW version of "hold my beer and watch this."
tallguy59 May 31st 2007 11:33PM
In the Wailing Caverns last night...
"Alright pally [me], you go forward and round up those raptors... I'll go for the serpent lord... you guys keep the raptors busy..."
"WAIT!"
"waitwaitwait"
"zomgzogmzomg"
And so on.
It... it wasn't pretty...
yotix May 31st 2007 10:50AM
Some classics ...
"Hey, where's my pet?" [me playing my hunter twink]
"I think I pulled something" [BRD, my Warlock after taking one too many step backwards - into a room full of mobs]
"Don't worry, of course I can pull just the pat" [.25 seconds later, we had three groups on us :)
"Ooops, wrong button" [Me playing Pally. Instead of healing the tank, I did a Blessing of Protection ...]
"Oooh! Lickle Skellies! Seed of Corruption! Yes!" [My Warlock in Scholomance. Unfortunately, using Seed of Corruption on the instance's ground floor will damage critters one level below -- and therefore aggro the entire cellar ... ]
Beldoro May 31st 2007 10:59AM
When his mage got invisibility, our GM thought it was funny to pop it before pulls and pretend to run into rooms full of mobs. On our first Kara run, I was scounting ahead marking on my rogue, and could see mobs had stealth detection. Anyway, thats the point the GL played his 'prank' for the last time.
One wipe later and a very embarrassed mage! He still hears about it!