Breakfast topic: Offhand madness

WoW's designers can't get too creative with most of their armor. Helmets can be buckets, crowns, hoods, etc., but they still have to be able to fit on the heads of twenty different models. Same with shoulderpieces and clothing, which are mostly distinguished by color and a little extra ornamentation. There's a little more latitude with weapons, but still, they've got to look something like a hammer/sword/dagger/staff. Indeed, the only items that are allowed to look completely insane are offhands.
Looking at Wowhead's Off-hand Frills page, you can see that the designers had a field day. There are dragon eyes and digested hands. There are sticks of dynamite and dandelions.
I think the coolest offhand that's worth anything is the Talisman of Nightbane, which is a nice offhand for mages and destruction locks and also breathes fire every few seconds. But for pure entertainment, I'm fond of the various offhand fish you can find in the game. Dueling as a rogue with an offhand fish is pretty fun.
What do you think is the best offhand? What about the best-looking one?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
heinricho Jun 25th 2007 9:35AM
sartura's might. not the actual item but the icon.
it's phallic, caused quite a few jokes in raid chat.
toastie Jun 25th 2007 10:23AM
Cookie's tenderizer (rolling pin) FTW! Clam, er Murloc-bake any1?
micah Jun 25th 2007 6:26PM
As a diehard Grateful Dead fan, I was delighted when I got Bouquet of Scarlet Begonias as a quest reward very early in my playing career (probably teens or twenties). At level 70, I still have it.
Strongmark on Arthas Jun 25th 2007 2:34PM
this is the quietest breakfast topic I have ever seen.
I like the fish! and I love the little latterns!!
Laukidh Jun 25th 2007 2:47PM
Mug O' Hurt. (one hand mace)
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