If the WoW movie were even semi-realistic:

EXT. STRANGLETHORN VALE - DAY

Two battle-hardened soldiers of the Light stand victorious over the corpse of an eldritch Forsaken warlock, foul ichors still streaming from its wounds.

DEADLYGNOME: so then i was all pewpew amirite???

R0FFELWAFFLE: lol

DEADLYGNOME: lol skillcoil lol GTFO

ROFFELWAFFLE: nerf locks

LETHALGNOME: ya srsly so gay

EXT. STRANGLETHORN VEIL - DAY

The warlock's incorporeal form lingers in a netherworld of shifting gray light. Overhead towers a majestic angel. Through some fel incantation, we are able to hear the warlock's thoughts!

HAMSANDWICH: wats ur spec shit wwwwwwwwsssaaaa3 SHIT GANKERS11111!!!!

HOLYPALLY: lol u suck

HAMSANDWICH: fuck u learn to hael nub

HOLYPALLY: lol ignore

The warlock, down but not defeated, calls upon Arcane Energies! Using naught but the power of his indomitable will, he sends forth a plea to his vicious allies!

[1. General][HAMSANDWICH]: can sum1 help me kill sum gankers plz
[2. Trade][HAMSANDWICH]: can sum1 help me kill some gankers plz
[3. Local Defense][HAMSANDWICH]: can sum1 help me kill some gankers plz
[4. LookingForGroup - Stranglethorn Vale][HANSANDWICH]: can sum1 help me kill some gankers plz

From the far reaches of the Aether, a valorous Orcish warrior, sinuous and strong, hears of the warlock's plight and offers advice born of countless battles!

[1. General][SEPHIIROTH4]: l2pvp nub reroll carebear realm rofl FOR TEH HORDE!!!!!

[1. General][HOLYPALLY]: hahahahahaha

Exeunt omnes.

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