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6-28-2007 @ 6:28AM
If the WoW movie were even semi-realistic:EXT. STRANGLETHORN VALE - DAYTwo battle-hardened soldiers of the Light stand victorious over the corpse of an eldritch Forsaken warlock, foul ichors still streaming from its wounds.DEADLYGNOME: so then i was all pewpew amirite???R0FFELWAFFLE: lolDEADLYGNOME: lol skillcoil lol GTFOROFFELWAFFLE: nerf locksLETHALGNOME: ya srsly so gayEXT. STRANGLETHORN VEIL - DAYThe warlock's incorporeal form lingers in a netherworld of shifting gray light. Overhead towers a majestic angel. Through some fel incantation, we are able to hear the warlock's thoughts!HAMSANDWICH: wats ur spec shit wwwwwwwwsssaaaa3 SHIT GANKERS11111!!!!HOLYPALLY: lol u suckHAMSANDWICH: fuck u learn to hael nubHOLYPALLY: lol ignoreThe warlock, down but not defeated, calls upon Arcane Energies! Using naught but the power of his indomitable will, he sends forth a plea to his vicious allies![1. General][HAMSANDWICH]: can sum1 help me kill sum gankers plz[2. Trade][HAMSANDWICH]: can sum1 help me kill some gankers plz[3. Local Defense][HAMSANDWICH]: can sum1 help me kill some gankers plz[4. LookingForGroup - Stranglethorn Vale][HANSANDWICH]: can sum1 help me kill some gankers plzFrom the far reaches of the Aether, a valorous Orcish warrior, sinuous and strong, hears of the warlock's plight and offers advice born of countless battles![1. General][SEPHIIROTH4]: l2pvp nub reroll carebear realm rofl FOR TEH HORDE!!!!![1. General][HOLYPALLY]: hahahahahahaExeunt omnes.
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