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7-14-2007 @ 7:07PM
1. Because of complaints from Level 60 players that they cannot earn enough gold to afford an epic mount, Hellfire peninsula will no longer award quest experience. Gold will be rewarded in place. 2. Epic mounts now only give a 75% speed increase.3. NEW!! Racial Side affects! We feel this may increase realism!Human: Friendly and Kind emotes removed. Humans now may also become overweight when well fed.Dwarf: Cannot become drunk. In fact, Dwarves begin to malfunction without a beer an hour.Night elf: May not learn to use rifles, as these are out of place with them. Also, only females can shadowmeld.The /dance emote is removed, along with all romantic emotes. Shadowmeld can only be used at night.Gnome: Gnomes cannot swim.Draenei: Horseshoes: Draenei become infected with a virus if horseshoes are not purchased every 2 weeks. Horseshoes are 30g.Orcs: Orcs must buy a Chew toy and use it for ten minutes straight once a day or their teeth will grow too big and Circe through their lips and kill them.Trolls: trolls have no side affects if they are shamans.Tauren: If they have cow or beef in their names, they loose all stat bonuses. Also, if they eat meat, a lv 70 elite mob spawns and kills them.Undead: Undead must return to undercity and regenerate for one day straight once a week.Blood elf: If no magic is used for 5 minutes, blood elves get drunk and have 50% speed reduced.4.Arthas has decided his throne needs remodeling. He now walks around the entire world and kills everything he sees. In addition, the first person he kills in a newbie area every 3 days will be stalked by him forever.5. Mankrik's wife's body is now invisible.
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