Forum post of the day: One time my Astral Recall crit
by Elizabeth Wachowski 
Jul 15th 2007 at 7:30PM
One of the funniest threads I've ever seen on the WoW forums starts out in a fairly innocuous way: "One time my Astral Recall crit ... Found myself in New York," wrote the shaman Spaceshock. From that, the thread evolved into a pure being of win and awesome, as other players imagined what would happen if some of their abilities crit. The best include:
- One time my Tame Beast crit, and I ended up with a litter of kittens.
- One time my Lay on Hands crit, and I got sued for sexual harassment.
- One time my Ritual of Doom crit, and Kil'jaeden showed up.
- One time my Detect Traps crit, and I realized the rebuilt Death Star was fully operational.
- One time my Drain Soul critted and, well, it is really useless in the end and death is really the only thing to look forward to. Death is preferable to the endless swirling darkness that is the way we treat each other at the best of times.
- One time my Track Hidden crit and I found Osama.
- One time my Volley crit, and we had to fight in the shade.
- One time my Recklessness crit. I ran eighty-seven red lights, took eleven cars off the road, and smashed into a Wal-Mart.
- One time my Summon Treants crit, and I saved the rainforest.
What do your abilities do when they crit?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 7)
Rothoscand Jul 15th 2007 7:37PM
One time my Divine Shield crit and suddenly I was in the Pope-mobile.
brendan Jul 15th 2007 7:45PM
One time my Inner Fire crit and I found myself in intensive care.
Liquidis Jul 15th 2007 8:04PM
One time my Vanish crit and it worked.
nate Jul 15th 2007 8:06PM
One time my herbalism crit... and i was high for days.
TenaciousT Jul 15th 2007 8:12PM
One time my Vanish crit and it worked.
Hahahaha.
Krishan Jul 15th 2007 8:13PM
LOL found Osama ^^
What a funny post- makes me glad I'm a part of the WoW community to laugh at this and to have my mate behind me wonder wtf I'm laughing at :)
One time...oh I wont even bother trying to be funny ^^
Krishan Jul 15th 2007 8:14PM
hehe contributing to my last post-
I saw this as a reply on the forums and it make me lol IRL.
" One time my spell steal crit and I turned into a Warlock "
Krishan Jul 15th 2007 8:16PM
Lol sorry to spam but there just too funny ^^
" One time my Vanish crit, and I got disconnected"
Niyx Jul 15th 2007 8:29PM
One time my feint crit.
I awoke in a daze several hours later.
Jas Jul 15th 2007 8:30PM
One time my Freeze Trap crit and I got the blue screen of death.
I tried.....!
Shotgunbadger Jul 15th 2007 8:33PM
One time my Taunt crit and my party aggroed me.
Krishan Jul 15th 2007 8:33PM
Last Post I promise ^^
" One time my Distracting Shot crit, and the mob got ADD. "
" One time my Lifebloom crit, and the target got pregnant. "
" One time my Summon:Eye of Killrog crit and all of Killrog appeared "
" One time my microphone crit and I got kicked from vent. "
LOL Damn American Forums are sooo much more funnier then the EU (QQ) ones.
In my case I guess one time my post crit and I posted various times :P
Acariquara Jul 15th 2007 8:34PM
Last time my Corruption crit, GW got elected.
Scott Jul 15th 2007 8:57PM
One time in band camp...wait, wrong thread.
Chris Anthony Jul 15th 2007 9:02PM
One time my Kill Command crit... and Nagrand still hasn't respawned.
One time my Summon Charger crit, and I turned into a mount vendor.
One time my Arcane Intellect crit, and Marilyn vos Savant started writing in to /my/ column.
-Chris A.
http://www.etherjammer.com/blog/
Adam Jul 15th 2007 9:06PM
One time my Bear Form crit and, well, you've seen the movie Grizzly Man right?
Trancet Jul 15th 2007 9:09PM
One time my Ice Block crit, and caused an ice age
epsilon343 Jul 15th 2007 9:09PM
I suppose I'll give this a shot, can't guarantee quality here...
One time my Heroic Strike crit and Stormwind shut down for weeks.
Maureen Jul 15th 2007 9:10PM
One time my fairie fire crit. and Tinkerbell lost her job.
I tried!
brianwhaley Jul 15th 2007 9:25PM
One time I crit making water... and I got wine instead.
One time I crit making cinnamon buns... and got fishes instead.
One time my Challenging Shout crit... and everyone thought I was E.F Hutton.
one time my winter's chill crit... and we entered a new ice age.