Forum Post of the Day: What class trainers tell you
by Elizabeth Harper 
Aug 2nd 2007 at 4:34PM
Trainer: Hey. Hey. You know how when you stealth, you walk really slow?
Rogue: Yeah?
Trainer: You can just walk faster while doing it, with no downsides.
Rogue: DEAR GOD THAT'S BRILLIANT! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!
Trainer: 2 gold plz, kthx
The one I'm really curious about is the Druid's cat form. For bear form and sea lion form, they have to do a complicated quest... but for cat form, all you have to do is give your trainer a few coins.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Dan Aug 2nd 2007 4:40PM
WoW does not have REALISM!
Greta Aug 2nd 2007 4:41PM
Clicking the link above, it tells me that the post has been deleted. :(
Ayva Aug 2nd 2007 4:47PM
poster #1 doesn't have a sense of HUMOR!
Regis Aug 2nd 2007 4:55PM
I guess it was too negative for their liking?
Tiforix Aug 2nd 2007 5:10PM
Actually I recently thought of something similar, related to the next expansion:
Me, at level 72: Hi trainer! I'm here to learn more stuff!
Trainer: Cool! You're gonna love this one. It's brand new.
Me: Heeyy, why couldn't you teach me this before? I had plenty of money.
Trainer: Um... I just learned it myself last week?
Bobby Hansen Aug 2nd 2007 5:26PM
41 Levels ago...
Shaman Trainer: Yes, young learner, you will now learn the methods to shift yourself into a spectral lupine, and gain his speed.
Wolfieone at Level 20 Shaman: A ghost wolf? Hey, does this mean that I can walk though walls?
Trainer: No, young one, but you will be able to go faster.
Wolfieone: Oh well then I'll be able to track my foes with the improved sense of smell the wolf has, correct?
Trainer: again, no, you will be able to run faster.
Wolfieone: Well, I guess that's okay. But I will at least be able to, you know, dance funny?
Trainer: Yes, that you will be able to do. Now prepair to learn.
::Both stare at each other::
Trainer: I'm sorry, learner, they will not fix my training animation until 2.1.
tieryn Aug 2nd 2007 5:37PM
But why is teh funny post gone?
Ruzgob Aug 2nd 2007 8:11PM
A fresh level 40 Warrior walks to his trainer.
Minutes pass...
Trainer: "And that, young grasshopper, is how you dress yourself in plate armor."
Warrior: "Of course! It all makes sense now."
freelancerbob Aug 2nd 2007 5:46PM
yeah what's up with that?
Annwn Aug 2nd 2007 6:53PM
Me: Hey Trainer, I need a skill that will allow me to drop combat and disappear instantly and go to a stealth mode and stops everyone from attacking you, got anything like that?
Trainer: No, but I can train you vanish...
Basic Aug 2nd 2007 6:55PM
Arche ruins every thread he posts in. Ask anyone in the Kil'Jaeden forums.
K Whitt Aug 2nd 2007 8:31PM
awwww. That sucks. This one has the possibility of comedy gold. It disappears so fast. *sniff* Anybody at least have the title of the Forum post. Maybe it only got moved.
Niyx Aug 2nd 2007 8:55PM
Level 40 Paladin: So whaddya got for me matey?
Trainer: Well, did you know that we paladins have no knowledge or special connection with nature, no particular bond with horses, nor the ability to conjure anything at will?
Pally: ...Yeh?
Trainer: Yeh well despite all that, you wanna learn how to conjure a real live freekin horse in 3 seconds?
Pally: Em...yeh?
cheesebanana Aug 2nd 2007 8:59PM
Level 30 Hunter: So anything new?
Trainer: Did you know...if you fall over and stay really really still, some animals might think you're dead?
Hunter: No way? Really?
Trainer: True story.
Ghen Aug 2nd 2007 10:25PM
Level 42 warlock: You know, all this stuff is great. but I've got alot of boogies.
Trainer: Dude, just fling them at your opponent. They'll run in horror for 3 seconds. Heck, it even does damage to them. And if thats not enough you get clean filtered HP back!
Bobby Hansen Aug 2nd 2007 10:33PM
Rogue At level 20: Greetings Instructor, what may I learn from you at this time?
Trainer: Well.. you know.. if you mash up some plants, and put the schaltz on your blade...
Rogue: Yes, yes, it's so simple!
Trainer: Yeah... you also... could... um... sneak up and cut people with your dagger!
Rogue: WoW!
scratcheschinreadsforums Aug 2nd 2007 10:38PM
@14 awesome :D
Evilnerf Aug 3rd 2007 1:01AM
Hunter: Teach me to track giants
Trainer: Ok, It's just like tracking humanoids, except they're much, much easier to find. Being giant and such.
Hunter: Really? That seems pointless.
Trainer: Well, ya know. It's easy to mistake Giant tracks for holes. holes in a pattern. Leading to a giant.
Superbeef Aug 3rd 2007 4:40AM
Paladin Trainer: "Sometimes, when an enemy is hasseling me... i just take my hammer and I just WHIP it at him!"
Paladin: "Wow, that has got to hurt!"
Paladin Trainer: "Only if he's under 20% health. Otherwise it just dazes him."
********************
Rogue Trainer: "You know what's better than one knife?"
Rogue: "...go on..."
Rogue Trainer: "Two knives."
Rogue: "You... just... BLEW... my mind."
Cyber-Blade Aug 3rd 2007 5:12AM
I searched a bit and I think this is the thread. Dont know though. But seems like it.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=712094123&postId=7118505471&sid=1#1