Breakfast Topic: What drink is your class?
Over at Shadow Gaming, Dahis tackles a simple question: what alcoholic beverage corresponds to each class/spec? Here are some of my favorites that he came up with:- MS Warriors are like Hamms, a dime a dozen. They're also like that 40oz of Old English in your fridge because it's probably better to leave it alone than to try and down it.
- Warlocks (any kind) are like NIGHT TRAIN, kicks your ass almost for free.
- Bear Druids are like Everclear, because you think you can take one but you regret it almost immediately.
- Holy Priests are like Andre Champaign [sic] since everyone's happier when you have one.
- Hunters are like Old Crow because your grandpa (early WoW) liked it but nobody your age does.
P.S. Don't drink if you're underage, etc. You can still play along in the comments though.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
squishy Aug 10th 2007 8:05AM
Slow Friday, eh?
John Aug 10th 2007 8:08AM
Rogues are Jaegermeister: they leave a bad taste in your mouth after they kick your ass
Eckozealot Aug 10th 2007 8:12AM
Ret Pallys are like an Adios (AMF), They go down slow, and can kick your ass if done right!
DarqAngels Aug 10th 2007 8:14AM
shadow priests are like grain alcohol, they melt your face.
DarkStar Aug 10th 2007 8:15AM
A Ret paladin is like a fine wine. As is matures it becomes better.
Lanth Aug 10th 2007 8:16AM
Warlocks are like shots: Hard as hell to get down in the first place, and even then they keep on kicking.
mark Aug 10th 2007 8:17AM
Holy Paladins are like a gallon of milk, it's been tried before, but no one has killed one in under an hour.
blkmasta Aug 10th 2007 8:21AM
Druids ae like Baileys; nearly everyone likes them, and they're for all occasions!
Richard Aug 10th 2007 8:28AM
Warlocks are like tequila mixed with milk: Even if you manage to get it down, it's probably going to pop right back up again
p3ngu11 Aug 10th 2007 8:25AM
Hunters are like Natty Ice.
They get the job done, but no one really wants one...
Balino Aug 10th 2007 8:27AM
Mages are like tequila. We kill you in 5 seconds
Morthagrid Aug 10th 2007 8:36AM
Mages are like moonshine, its hurts like hell but you have to down it in a blink.
Lizardking63 Aug 10th 2007 8:44AM
Dwarf Priests are like Jack Daniels, if you drink enough, you aren't afraid of anything.
Giggleloop Aug 10th 2007 10:41AM
An adventurer is you! :)
CaseyJonesspeeder Aug 10th 2007 8:51AM
Hunters are like Rusty Nails, they sound like they'd be a bad idea, but then you find yourself on the ground, without the ability to stand.
Wasyl Aug 10th 2007 9:21AM
Shamans are like tequila shots, they go down easy but then they come right back up.
freelancerbob Aug 10th 2007 8:53AM
Shamans are alcopops. They come in all sorts of different flavours, they're colourful, and they appeal to youngsters.
jamphat Aug 10th 2007 10:14PM
i'm pretty certain this is the undead rogue's drink of choice:
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Arg Aug 10th 2007 9:11AM
Fury warriors are somewhat like gin and tonic - high quality tastes really great, but the cheap stuff is awful.
Doyce Aug 10th 2007 9:44AM
Beastmaster Hunters = Boilermakers
The beer looks like it'll go down easy, then accompanying shot gets dropped into the mix, and the whole concoction kicks your ass.