Run over by the Succubus
Ah, to be young again. Arawn of L2Lock pointed out this poor kid on the forums, who got caught by his parents checking out the "you know what" of the Warlock Succubus pet, "and then it made this sound like uhh uhh uuhhhhh whiip whippp" ("I think warlocks will know what I mean"), and now the poor guy's banned from playing WoW.Oh, the post itself is so funny, I don't even know what to add. I haven't heard of it happening in a long time, but way back when the game first came out I remember hearing about kids who rolled female Night Elves just to watch them dance, and I think all of us who played Tomb Raider know exactly what this kid is up to. Yes, I mean you-- Lara Croft didn't have to stand facing the corner for five minutes just so the camera could zoom in that one time. And even Blizzard knows what's going on here.
Still, this seems like a good kid (if nothing else, the experience has gotten him interested in correct pronunciation). You might try telling your parents you're rerolling something like an Orc, buddy-- the uglier the better. Otherwise, wait a few years, and all will become clear. The entire post preserved after the jump.
Here's the original post, by Syphonis of Daggerspine, recorded for posterity:
hey all
i just started Wow like 2 weeks ago and i got to 20 and did this long quest to get a succubus pet. i think it really sucks :( anyway, i was in the living room and i was checking out the pet and zooming in to you know what :) and then it made this sound like
uhh uhh uuhhhhh
whiip whippp
i think warlocks will know what i mean
so then my parents looked at me and the screen and they were like omg!! what are you doing. i guess they thought it was porn or something. it told them it was a succubus, but i pronounced it like
suck -ubes
and i guess that pissed them off even more and told me i couldnt play WoW.
now im stuck and dont know what to do :(
any tipz?
PS: how do you pronounce succubus






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Todd Aug 16th 2007 2:30PM
Oddly enough, and while having no relation to this article, I think the third pic is damn funny.
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/screenshots/images/basics/combatpets/ss03.jpg
John Aug 16th 2007 2:31PM
LOL, suck-ubes. south park taught me how to say succubus.
and the quest CAN be long....he's right....it also can be short but....
Slayblaze Aug 16th 2007 2:37PM
ROFL! Best laugh I've had in a long time - I can JUST imagine it happening!!
Thorhax Aug 16th 2007 3:05PM
Parents that ignorant shouldn't be allowed to procreate.
KateJaneway Aug 16th 2007 3:09PM
lol suck-you-biss
That might be worse!
John Aug 16th 2007 3:10PM
@1
If i had a dollar for every time i was in that situation while leveling through un'guro... I would be retired and playing WoW right now instead of at the office pretending i'm working.
John
roXet Aug 16th 2007 3:23PM
Heh, if this kid can't figure out how to pronounce Succubus maybe he should be banned from playing WoW. Go do your homework sonny!!
TheMinority Aug 16th 2007 3:27PM
Maybe they should make a parental control that turns all the succubi into pokemon and all the females into *questionable* men or 12 year old school-girls.
Americanized Japanime fixes all!
Steve Aug 16th 2007 3:27PM
Ohhh, just read the whole thread - too, too funny...
My gf came in and wondered what was wrong as I'd tears in my eyes, then I had to explain what a succubus was...
Ohhhhhh hohohoho...
Tekkub Aug 16th 2007 3:33PM
Don't recommend they reroll as a Tauren, the parents might thing they're a furry! Same might be assumed with orcs or trolls to a lesser degree. Drawf or gnome, ya got the midget fetish, or the bear fetish with dwarfs. Druids... again, furries. Priests... not going there.
I think the only safe option is an undead warrior.... unless you're in china where skeletons are deemed "too scary"...
Geeze people, it's just a game! Teenagers are horndogs, get used to it!
RogueJedi86 Aug 16th 2007 3:44PM
#@1's picture link:
That makes no sense. He has no talent button, so he's pre-level 10, but he has the Sewer Beast as a pet, a level 50 rare crocolisk found in the Stormwind Canals. Indeed aren't Hunters not allowed to have a pet until level 10? Must be a private server. Making fun of Steve Irwin though, cute.
andregalan Aug 16th 2007 4:04PM
Private server on the blizzard site, riiiight.
It's from an early Beta build or a late alpha build.
ThorinII Aug 16th 2007 4:14PM
ROFLMAO!!!
My 11 yr old has a lock and my wife just about had a cow when she saw the succubus and started to ban him too. It wasn't easy, but I convinced her it would be OK...
/cool_dad FTW!
(side note: Not sure why, but my sons and I call it a "suck-yer-butt." Adolescent humor I guess)
blackwolf675 Aug 16th 2007 4:33PM
Hubby had his succy out in Crossroads one day and she did her little slap'n'waggle.
Hubby /say: "Yes dear, I won't forget the milk."
Apparently someone nearby overheard him and got offended, =\
Sarah Aug 17th 2007 2:36AM
@14 lmao, that's hilarious, don't see how that could offend anyone but..well..you maybe ;)
yotix Aug 20th 2007 9:48AM
So .... it's perfectly okay that the kid can play an undead with his guts hanging out, mass-slaughter innocent little wolves and bears etc ... but OMG! There's half an inch of skin showing! Quick, protect the children! burn the witches!
You Merkins are extremely weird sometimes.
[I worked QA on a game called Hitman. It had a bar level with real topless dancers in it ... the player sneaks in and murders the owner. What did they have to change for the US market? The cold-blooded murder? The excruciatingly painful killing methods? No - they had to paint bras on the dancers for some crazy reason ;/
The parents of this poor little geek are essentially saying - violence is great, as long as you keep chaste. Shouldn't that be enough to classify these degenerates as criminally insane and lock them away somewhere?
Theserene Aug 17th 2007 8:02AM
Remember all the fuss over the 'Hot Coffee' mod for GTA?
All those parents whining about the (really unconvincing) sex, but perfectly happy letting their kids play a game where you mug, steal and murder...
Then again, what can you expect when even the schools are teaching the kids that sex is EVIL.
ben1778 Aug 17th 2007 10:31AM
So i guess he doesn't play Dead or Alive? hahaha
Bjornolfr Aug 21st 2007 2:42PM
The Succubus is a Sluggy reference, eh?
http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=050822
Juliah Aug 18th 2007 12:21AM
@ #16 Yotix - I do hope you mean Americans, and that you're not really calling people merkins:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
Because I'd agree that merkins are wierd. :)