Phat Loot Phriday: Remote Mail Terminal

Name: Remote Mail Terminal
Type: Engineering Item
Damage/Speed: N/A
Abilities:
- When used, creates a Remote Mail Terminal that can send and receive ingame mail from anywhere.
- Last for five minutes.
- Pretty cool device, because I'm pretty sure the only mailboxes not in towns are in Gnomeregan, right? And just like the Repair Bot, this could be put to good use during raids-- instead of having to make your alt come all the way into the instance to trade with a group member, you could just put this baby down, and both check and receive mail right there in Karazhan.
Sure, all it requires is an Engineering level of 335, an Adamantite Frame, two handfuls of Fel Iron Bolts, a Khorium Power Core, and Fused wiring. But while the plans for this were a world drop in the Burning Crusade beta, they never made it to the live servers. GMs have said that apparently mail was getting lost sometimes in the send. And while sometimes is good enough for Goblin Jumper Cables, it's not good enough for player mail, so the Remote Mail Terminal is MIA for engineers until Blizzard decides to put it back in.
Getting Rid of It: The schematic sells for 1g 25s, or did, when people were selling it. But it was also selling for thousands on the AH during the beta. Blizzard has already promised Engineers are getting some love soon, so maybe the Mail Terminal will make a return with the next expansion, if not before.
Filed under: Engineering, Items, Phat Loot Phriday






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Dave Sep 7th 2007 7:49PM
I dunno, some mail getting lost in the mix sounds about right to me for a gnomish/goblin device.
Just rename it to Goblin Remote Mail Terminal, problem solved. Only the brave will use it...
BartmanDK Sep 7th 2007 8:34PM
Im sry but i gotta say this is pretty useless!! Theres really no point to it.. it takes max. 5 min to get to a mailbox anywhere in the game, and that mats are pretty much too expencive to use!
draeth Sep 7th 2007 9:24PM
this loot is not very phat.
crucifier Sep 7th 2007 10:26PM
The reason this was yanked was because players were using it as an inventory extension (you could mail items to yourself from anywhere with this, and mailed items exist in their own little private limbo inventory inside your mailbox) and that was considered exploitive, I believe. I'm 99% sure it had nothing to do with losing mail, because really, why would this item operate any differently than a city mailbox once its brought into the world? Sounds like clever Blizzard spin doctoring!
Baluki Sep 7th 2007 10:27PM
A lot of people were complaining previously that this column was profiling loot that was pretty much unattainable to most players. Well, it doesn't get much more unattainable than something that's not even in the game. :)
Var Sep 7th 2007 10:59PM
This really would be so freakin useful for me, I use my mailbox as an extended bank pretty much.
If I could mail myself some reagents for every class, extra consumables for me and others, have spare arrows stored and clean the junk out of my bags any time I want, then raids would be so much easier and noone would ever forget anything becasue it'd all be right there, and on top of that a repair bot just because it's the only thing a mailbox can't do (bop items aside).
Armath Sep 7th 2007 11:08PM
Wouldn't it just be easier to add more mailboxes in the old cities, especially Undercity or Thunderbluff? Mailboxes are all over the place in Silvermoon and even Shattrath - would one more in UC be too much to ask?
Obligatory on-topic comment: I'm with #5 - Ultra uber unobtainable loot is one thing, but vapor loot? Aren't there enough posts on this blog already?
xzor Sep 8th 2007 2:17AM
how about a remote auction house, pop one of those babes in shatt.
Klysandral Sep 8th 2007 2:57AM
Another item I believe was in the testing server but never made it to the game was the spybot
I was listed in BC game guide book but has never been seen in the game
Bob Sep 8th 2007 3:20AM
"Blizzard has already promised Engineers are getting some love soon..."
I'm guessing when Warhammer Online comes out. Or never. Probably never.
Todd Sep 10th 2007 9:35AM
Y'know, since Buring Crusade, I haven't seen one engineer use the Repair Bot. I don't think they bother anymore, since most raids/instances are generally short with some form of armorsmith nearby.
Though, I sure would love to see one during Gruul's once in awhile.
Juliah Sep 10th 2007 4:43PM
This would be cool, if they ever added it.