The real Griftah story

Griftah has now been exiled to the outskirts of Shattrath in Patch 2.2.
Players complained loudly on the forums after realizing they paid over 30 gold for an amulet that allowed them to resurrect when they died and were not mollified when informed that they should have shown a bit more caution before buying items from a character named after another word for con artist. Everyone (including me) assumed that Griftah was being exiled from Shattrath because of these complaints.
His creator, World Designer Kisirani, says otherwise. Though we don't know how the story is going to unfold, Kisirani says that Griftah is kind of a progressive content guinea pig. He explains:
It's a shame you're unwilling to believe what is, in essence, the truth -- that Griftah has been a small foray in progressive content as we gauge certain things.
I'm the person behind making the content. I've no reason to deceive you.
It's one of the goals of my job, at the heart of it, to make the world feel more alive. The larger parts of it primarily contain holiday content and world flavor; this was a small bit of the latter.
Griftah's story is incredibly small in the extensive lore of the Warcraft world, but many of us have grown fond of him and his delightfully redundant amulets. He began by selling his wares unmolested in the crafting area of the Lower City in Shattrath. Then Peacekeeper Jadaar started harrassing him and warning potential buyers of alleged fraudulent claims. And now, in patch 2.2, he is hanging outside of the Lower City, up the hill from where the Darkmoon Faire appears. He sells some of his former wares plus a couple of functionless offhands.I hope to see a lot more significant progressive content in the future to make the world seem less stagnant. I particularly would like to see the older worlds change when expansions come out. I hope the moving of Naxxramas and Dalaran are just two examples of the kind of old world changes we'll see when WotLK is released.
In the meantime, if Griftah is supposed to be progressive content instead of a reaction to people spending a lot of gold on useless amulets, then I hope his story unfolds with each new major patch.
Did you get grifted by Griftah?
Filed under: Patches, Analysis / Opinion, Humor






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Liel Sep 26th 2007 11:10AM
I found the descriptions rather funny and to be honest it's a nice way to teach kids about the importance of reading comprehension.
But then again seeing how horrible the English language gets slaughtered in trade and general I see no hope j/k.
Thunderhide Sep 26th 2007 11:14AM
I agree w/ Liel.
Dewey Sep 26th 2007 11:20AM
People really bought stuff from him? That's hilarious...
sephirah Sep 26th 2007 11:22AM
A title Blizzard could introduce is "dumb", given to people who bought stuff from Griftah...
Syd Sep 26th 2007 11:35AM
Soap on a Rope FTW
Kahja Sep 26th 2007 11:35AM
I bought something off of him once. Soap on a Rope or whatever it was. I laughed. The tried to link something else and ended up with the most expensive item there was... and a new keyboard with a working shift key. lol Good times.
dcmetrocoaster Sep 26th 2007 11:45AM
It would have been nice to request to get rid of Griftah through a petition in game to Peacekeeper Jadaar. Then it would seem more like a story line.
Ryan Sep 26th 2007 11:37AM
@4 'Mark' or 'Sucker' would probably be more apt.
Vestras Sep 26th 2007 11:41AM
I am a big fan of progressive content, and I hope that it is somethign Bliz sticks with. As for the people who got con'ed, sucks t be you. I think it's hillarious.
Golgothen Sep 26th 2007 11:47AM
LOL...When I first arrived to Shat and was a big noob I bought an amulet that stated something like "Wearing this amulet, you will find rare items in the most mundane of places". Me being a noob, I spent 40G on the dang thing and exuipped it while killing things. Of course nothing ever dropped and I soon found out that I had been had. Good one Blizz. Once again you screwed me outta money. Lesson learned I guess.
Ryan Sep 26th 2007 11:47AM
Progressivity should definitely be a part of the world, as it makes it feel like something that lives and breathes, rather than an amusement part ride. Now, how bout some progress on that Lakeshire bridge?
Thunderhide Sep 26th 2007 11:51AM
@11.
Tell me about it! It's been 3 years already! They must have the same construction company that builds most of the bridges here also.
Brasson Sep 26th 2007 11:52AM
I picked up Soap on a Roap for my lowbie alts, but I haven't bought anything else from him. Considered the Tikbalang charm, but it didn't double as protection from Grues. Alas.
Razhlok Sep 26th 2007 11:54AM
@11 ROTFL
...or how about the roof at the inn in Westfall? Those guys have been fixing that damn roof for 3 years now. I hope they are not charging by the hour.
Devilfish Sep 26th 2007 12:18PM
He is like a more expensive version of "Cut Me Own Throat" Dibbler. It's too bad that they didn't make him sell sausages that give you a little boost in statistics but make you randomly sick, instead of expensive crap jewelery.
Hollywood Ron Sep 26th 2007 12:19PM
@14, That's what happens when you hire a union construction crew! VC wasn't hiding out because he's a wanted criminal, VC was just on strike!
Epiny Sep 26th 2007 12:29PM
I almost bought Soap on a Rope just cause.
Ooglie Sep 26th 2007 12:31PM
I hope they do lots more development on this kinda thing. There are SO many more things that could be done to further the notion that it's an alive world. Especially since nothing we do seems to make an impact.
But there are basic things they could do. The NPCs could respond to changes in the happenings of the work. Like the bridge, and roof mentioned earlier. They could finnish those and move on to other jobs.
They could comment more on recent happenings like Boss downings, etc.
The NPCs in the cities could travel to others with perhaps short stops in towns along the way.
Merchants in the Azeroth towns and cities could talk about how slow it is since the portal opened and/or how they may have to move/change to stay in business. They could add, remove, change buildings.
More of these changes scheduled in (so it didn't always have to be done with a patch), just to make the place seem more alive.
Of course the big one would be player/Guild housing. They would probably want to avoid the clutter of the housing situation that occurred in UO, but it doesn't have to be invisible either. And NPCs could talk about it, like "You see that the [Guild Name Here]s have moved in over by the blacksmith" or something like that.
There's lots more they could do to liven up the place and I, for one, hope they invest some of the fortune we are paying them into doing just that and not just build more dungeons and levels to grind.
FutureDanish Sep 26th 2007 12:46PM
Stratholme... still on fire.
Wthermans Sep 26th 2007 2:14PM
@19
So is Centralia, Pennsylvania. :p
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia%2C_Pennsylvania
Maybe Strat is sitting on a coal mine we just don't know about.