Just in time
to cheer up us diehard Shamans, Halbrium has stepped up to be
our Alamo, and put together
a "Shaman's PvP Guide" just for us totem-droppers. Class by class, he goes over, in hilarious almost English (he's from Quebec, but there's a lot of tongue-in-cheek going on here), just what we need to do to beat everyone else in the game. From Druids ("OH NO WHY IS ANIMALS ON MY FACE?!") to Priest ("If they turn dark, you have made them angry and your brain may start to smell like burning"), he runs down custom strategies, all the while giving out great Shaman tips: "USE EARTHSHOCK CONSERVATIVLEY (like your bush!!) Because when you do that it will be very difficult for them to destory you when you are weaked at the end of the fight."
Use Earthshock conservativley (like your bush!!) indeed. The only thing missing are the hastily Paint-shopped photos of Shaman totems, but otherwise, we've got a Shaman guide for the ages. Great show, and definitely worth a Forum Post of the Day.
Tags: alamo, forum-post-of-the-day, guide, halbrium, like-your-bush, pvp, shaman, shaman-pvp, totem-droppers
Filed under: Shaman, How-tos, Odds and ends, Humor, Guides
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Syung Nov 19th 2007 5:22PM
I swear to God, I'm going to yell that every time I see a druid from now on.
Verses Nov 19th 2007 6:24PM
Hahaha That guy just put Québec on the WoW map :D
Zach Nov 19th 2007 6:50PM
ZOMG. That post is so full of win.
Halbrium Nov 19th 2007 7:06PM
thanks all of you for this excellence and prestigious award.
I am only doing duty of all shamans to help their brothers in the fight against the classes.
Kyr Nov 19th 2007 7:19PM
Sum durid is bare v2.0 ?
Burg Nov 19th 2007 10:16PM
"It is like if you just sat there licking your blood but have arrows shoot in your eyes causing more blood. you will use your mana to get rid of the blood till you have no more mana and the arrows cover your entire body in a coat of pain."
LMAO!
sfross Nov 20th 2007 2:00AM
I am tired of hearing about Shamans. All of these Shaman posts! Enough! Blah!
(Note: some people say that using too many !!! is a sign of craziness...or laziness!)
Mister Moonkin Nov 20th 2007 3:00AM
This guy is funnier than Alamo. Le trolle Canadien pour la victoire.
JALbert Nov 20th 2007 6:38AM
This is far, far funnier than Alamo. It's an injustice to Halbrium to make the comparison.
dsimon Nov 20th 2007 10:06AM
(like your bush!!!) will hopefully enter the internet vernacular. someone please make a lolcat and get the word out.
darian Nov 20th 2007 1:15PM
Personally, I found Wickidi far more entertaining.
For reference, his made this post before 2.3 hits the test realm.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=1134094356&postId=11339724349&sid=1#0