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12-06-2007 @ 11:40AM
"However, if some of you are having trouble killing a Lock, you suck"14k hp + soul link + 2.5k healthstone + deathcoil heal + increased resistance. Get a clue......I will just take you down with my frostbolts hitting for 1400 on your 450 resilience reducing my crit chance to about 5%. My mage has 950 spelldmg in s3/s2 set, i must suck because I find that 20k effective hp you have hard to burst down."Our pets don't scale to our gear as well as they should. I've been upgrading all my gear and my poor Felguard hits like a wet noodle against this Season 3 gear."'m jealous of every FelguardUnderneath the sunI don't wish I had a Felguard pet, noI wish that I WAS one.Oh I wish I was a Felguard,with bad teeth and spiky backWith a charge that doesn't missWhenever I attackTo be able to enter combatWith a bar full of blue rageto start shooting off specialsthe very moment I engage!To wield a mighty 2H axewithout worry of the costA felguard isn't 'normalized'so no rage there is lostAnd to fight my foes half nakedwithout a speck of fearOh to be a felguardun-dependent on gear!Sure I'd be a warlocks slavewon't bother me in the leastNo different than things are nowI'm shackled to a priest!So Blizzard if you're listening(Yeah right, we've no such luck)I wish I was a FelguardSo then I could cease to suck.
12-06-2007 @ 12:10PM
Amazing!Literally chuckling all morning with this in my head.
12-06-2007 @ 2:32PM
@12/e lets a tear roll down his face.That is an awesome poem, if you wrote it yourself, keep it up. I especially liked the comment about being shackled to a priest.
12-06-2007 @ 4:31PM
Yes, because every last one of us has perfect gear.../rolleyesStop trying to take down the juggernauts by yourself and you might find the game to be a lot more enjoyable.
12-06-2007 @ 5:14PM
Not sure if this was intended but reading this I had the tune to Sandy Thom's "I wish I was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair" when I was telling my wife she gave me the mental image of a Felguard with flowers in it's hair"Alex... you've given us the power to get through another crappy day!
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