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12-06-2007 @ 11:40AM
alex said...
"However, if some of you are having trouble killing a Lock, you suck"
14k hp + soul link + 2.5k healthstone + deathcoil heal + increased resistance. Get a clue......I will just take you down with my frostbolts hitting for 1400 on your 450 resilience reducing my crit chance to about 5%. My mage has 950 spelldmg in s3/s2 set, i must suck because I find that 20k effective hp you have hard to burst down.
"Our pets don't scale to our gear as well as they should. I've been upgrading all my gear and my poor Felguard hits like a wet noodle against this Season 3 gear."
'm jealous of every Felguard
Underneath the sun
I don't wish I had a Felguard pet, no
I wish that I WAS one.
Oh I wish I was a Felguard,
with bad teeth and spiky back
With a charge that doesn't miss
Whenever I attack
To be able to enter combat
With a bar full of blue rage
to start shooting off specials
the very moment I engage!
To wield a mighty 2H axe
without worry of the cost
A felguard isn't 'normalized'
so no rage there is lost
And to fight my foes half naked
without a speck of fear
Oh to be a felguard
un-dependent on gear!
Sure I'd be a warlocks slave
won't bother me in the least
No different than things are now
I'm shackled to a priest!
So Blizzard if you're listening
(Yeah right, we've no such luck)
I wish I was a Felguard
So then I could cease to suck.
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12-06-2007 @ 12:10PM
starbane said...
Amazing!Literally chuckling all morning with this in my head.
12-06-2007 @ 2:32PM
Unnamed_land said...
@12
/e lets a tear roll down his face.
That is an awesome poem, if you wrote it yourself, keep it up. I especially liked the comment about being shackled to a priest.
12-06-2007 @ 4:31PM
Raaj said...
Yes, because every last one of us has perfect gear...
/rolleyes
Stop trying to take down the juggernauts by yourself and you might find the game to be a lot more enjoyable.
12-06-2007 @ 5:14PM
Boonie said...
Not sure if this was intended but reading this I had the tune to Sandy Thom's "I wish I was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair" when I was telling my wife she gave me the mental image of a Felguard with flowers in it's hair"
Alex... you've given us the power to get through another crappy day!