Well Fed Buff: Savory Deviate Delight
Every Thursday, Well Fed Buff will be serving up the tastiest dishes to boost your HP and stats, just in time for your weekend gaming.
Hands down, the best recipe in all of World of Warcraft is Savory Deviate Delight. I will hear no arguments or opinions on this. I decided to try making it for dinner. I don't know what happened. All of a sudden there was a loud "Yaaarrr!" And my friend turned into a pirate in a puff of smoke. It was absolutely incredible. Your results may vary.
Savory Deviate Delight is always in demand. It can turn players into a Human pirate or a ninja for an hour. It doesn't really benefit the player in anyway, but who wouldn't want to be a pirate or a ninja. The Savory Deviate Delight Recipe randomly drops in the Barrens. The materials for the in-game version are Deviate Fish which can be caught in pools in the Barrens Oases and Mild Spices which can be purchased from cooking and trade vendors. Wowhead lists auction house buyout prices of 36 gold for the recipe and 63 silver for the individual consumables.
The real-life version is somewhat more complicated than the in-game rendition. Read on for my Savory Deviate Delight recipe. Get it while it's hot!

While there are many fish that can be considered deviates, none are as delicious as salmon.
Materials:
1 Large Vidalia onion
4 salmon fillets
1/4 cup seafood seasoning
all-purpose flour
2 inches of oil to fry plus 1 tablespoon
1 teaspoon fresh garlic, minced
salt and pepper
Louisiana Red Pepper Sauce (with lemon juice)
- Slice onions as thinly as you can and sprinkle the seafood seasoning over the onions.
- Spread the onions in a single layer on a cookie sheet for about 20 to 30 minutes. Drain off the excess juice.
- Mix onion slices with ample enough flour to keep them from sticking together and forming a big lump.
- Heat about 2 inches of oil to 400 degrees and add the onion slices (a few at a time), frying them until golden.
- Remove the onions and drain on paper towels, repeating until all have been fried; set aside.
- Rub fresh garlic into the salmon fillets.
- Salt and pepper the salmon to taste.
- In a skillet heat about 1 Tablespoon of oil over medium heat and cook the salmon for three minutes on each side (or until the salmon is cooked through).
- Place a bed of crispy onion rings in the middle of each plate.
- Top salmon with red pepper sauce.
- Garnish with lemon.
Serves 4
instead of the salmon for my dinner. It was adequately delicious. The bed of onions is also a perfect addition for dishes like Beer Basted Boar Ribs, Tender Wolf Steak, and Buzzard Bites. Enjoy- Yaaargh!
WTB Someone to clean my kitchen.
Special thanks to my lovely model. Really, the transition was amazing!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
SimpleSurvival Feb 28th 2008 2:07PM
there is nothing deviate about salmon...
Rich Feb 28th 2008 2:15PM
There is nothing savory about Salmon....
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But if I liked salmon that might be a good recipe. I might try it with another fish.
darkmatter Feb 28th 2008 2:10PM
AAAAAH! My eyes! It buuurns! Now I'll need an eyepatch as well. No, make that two eyepatches.
Matthew Rossi Feb 28th 2008 2:50PM
Don't worry, man, it's not like you'll get to look at too many women up close with your attitude.
Arabelli Feb 28th 2008 3:18PM
Mr. Rossi, this is why you are my favorite blogger. You're so not afraid to call out the poopypants.
r.a-c.r. Feb 28th 2008 2:20PM
Veggie chicken patties are more devious than salmon.
Mr. Applebutter Feb 28th 2008 2:23PM
That pic is horrifying. At least it is accurate in the sense that most WoW players are pasty fat and unattractive.
Warcloud Feb 28th 2008 2:55PM
She looks fine. And who said she's a WoW player?
Psychosis Feb 28th 2008 7:08PM
i'm sure we would get the same feeling if YOU posted a picture of yourself on the internet
you lose 0.5 inches of e-peenage
your e-peenage dies
you fail
whats wrong with the woman in the picture?
i guess these 12 year olds who live in their parents basements prefer the women on certain videos on the internet. but i'm not for the finger down throat approach.
on the original subject at hand that looks like an awesome dish, its a shame i suck at cooking :)
draeth Feb 28th 2008 2:25PM
Yea she is rocking them thunder thighs lawl
jamphat Feb 28th 2008 3:53PM
stormchops, if you will
Ilovebeans Feb 28th 2008 2:28PM
She is certainly well fed....
LFD Feb 28th 2008 2:36PM
lol, am I missing something? What's wrong with the girl in the pic? I guess I'm the only one who likes his women to look a bit healthy.
darkmatter Feb 28th 2008 2:38PM
I'm sorry to burst your bubble but she's a bit over the healthy mark :p
Milktub Feb 28th 2008 2:43PM
Am I the only person who really, really hates my groupmates eating Deviate Delight? It's kind of annoying when you're in an instance with skeletons and half your party is also a skeleton.
Manasmith Feb 28th 2008 5:28PM
That is noggenfogger. =\
Diviciaca Feb 29th 2008 9:35AM
I'm with you man.
Xaneth Feb 28th 2008 2:54PM
I guess it's virtual cool to insult someone else's appearance behind the anonymity provided by the intarweb's. I personally find her quite attractive.
Kaylek Mar 2nd 2008 12:48AM
It's a legitimate complaint to say that she doesn't have the figure for that skirt. Maybe some pirate capris next time...
Corbella Feb 29th 2008 9:47AM
Get over yourselves!
Really, are you guys going to give that girl such grief- let's do the math- People who play WOW are generally speaking not the athletic type. I, for one, thinks she looks good!
I am glad to see people having fun in RL and trying to contribute something positive to the WOW community as a opposed to all 'the barrens chat' style responses and other BS. Have some respect for the people whom you play with as well as yourselves!