A night on the town, Karazhan style
We've talked about 2 manning Karazhan, Shaman-tanking Karazhan, and Paladining Karazhan. But just when you thought it was safe to grab a plain old boring 10-man Karazhan group with actual varied classes with decent gear and consumables and stuff, here comes one more permutation, and this one perhaps the most offbeat we've reported on yet.
It all started, Don Claus of the Stormwardens guild on the US Dragonmaw server tells us, with a pretty simple comment: "I'd love to see Tankin tank Prince in a dress." The Stormwardens decided to take it one step further and just slap suits on everyone. What followed is a story of a group revellers seeking to join the fabulous night life of Karazhan.
So apparently the stable staff didn't take kindly to them putting their mounts up, but a talk with Attumen - and a few blows - got them permission and let them move on. When they headed up into the ballroom, even having the proper attire didn't mean they were allowed to join the festivities. After fighting off the bouncers, they managed to get an audience with Moroes, and convince him to let them have seats for dinner. Of course, after dinner, you need a place to stay for the night, so they headed over to the guest quarters, and despite the Maiden of Virtue's distaste for their main tank's crossdressing ways, got themselves a room.
Still, before you turn in, you just have to take in a show, so it was off to the Opera, where they were recruited to act in a the story of Romulo and Julianne. Luckily, they had dressed the part, and were able to fulfill their role magnificently. Not feeling ready to retire, they then decided to tour the Menagerie. Unfortunately, they were not on The Curator's guest list. It was here that they ran into a bit of trouble. Their tank, no matter how fetching his dress, could not stand up to an enraged Curator, and they barely managed to take him down with 3 people standing - a pretty amazing feat, I'd say, considering that their clothing, while stylish, couldn't have been helping their DPS or survivability. However, they took that as an omen of their later chances and ended for the night.
They still wore rings, trinkets, weapons, and the like, but I'd say even getting through the bosses with that little gear must have taken a lot of gumption and strategy. It's definitely a way to give yourself a challenge and have a bit of fun. I'm sort of disappointed that we didn't actually see someone tank Prince Malchezaar with a dress, but then again, I wonder if an under (dress) geared tank could last through phase 2. I suppose it depends on your healers. Hopefully the Stormwardens keep us updated if they decide to try the other half of the dungeon.
This actually reminds me of my guild's old 10-man Scholomance Black Mageweave run back in the day, so I can tell you from personal experience that offbeat runs like this are a lot of fun. We probably had it a bit easier since we didn't have to worry about boss-level mobs or mobs specifically tuned for a 10-man group, but it was still a great challenge, and I tip my hat to my fellow silly-clothing dungeon running comrades.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Don Claus Mar 10th 2008 1:26PM
We completed that instance a few nights later. I hadn't added to the news post, but after Curator, Tankin was one of few that kept a dress on for the rest of the instance. I did tank Prince in a dress while everyone else put on the rest of their gear. Do note that we are only Karazhan and Badge geared for the most part. I lasted until the low 30% range at best before people got tired. It takes some time (and little more repair money) to run that way, so while I did tank in the dress, we opted out on finishing it that way. I'll make sure I do it at a later point.
Dakall Mar 10th 2008 9:04PM
Hehe!
I am amazed we got as far as we did. I was sure Moroes would have got us.
Khodumodurno Mar 10th 2008 1:32PM
Worst article I've seen in a while.
Alchemistmerlin Mar 10th 2008 1:42PM
Why?
Slayblaze Mar 10th 2008 1:33PM
I LOL'd
...but why a dress? Is he a gnomish tranny?
Don Claus Mar 10th 2008 1:45PM
One of the rules in the guild (added by an officer):
- Taunt the guild leader mercilessly; this applies doubly so if he doesn't know where you live.
With the GM in a dress, how can you not have material?
FireStar Mar 10th 2008 1:41PM
Don't forget the boomkin tanking karazhan, which was posted here several months ago.
Arissaris Mar 10th 2008 1:45PM
Actually, it all started when a 'fancy dress' or 'wedding' karazhan was mentioned, and my husband (Aner in the picture) said he wanted to see Tankin in a wedding dress. We then found another gnome (Rathion) to be his groom, and other (mostly willing) members to act as the bridal party. We even had them 'consummate' their strange union in one of the bedrooms of the guest quarters - much to Tankin's dismay.
-Arissaris
Aner Mar 10th 2008 1:55PM
Yes, I'm fully willing to take credit for this event. I must say, it was the most fun I've ever had raiding. And to add, there was only 2 real wipes in the night, one on trash that we accidently pulled too much of, and one on Curator, although there were a few close calls too.
Blanktarget Mar 10th 2008 6:39PM
So as everyone can see, gear helps but even undergeared people with skill can take out these instances, maybe less guilds will be elitist about it? Hmm...probalby not.
Kyver Mar 10th 2008 10:25PM
IMO, quick reflexes + skills.
Nice work guys.
Annoula Mar 10th 2008 2:25PM
Ok, I want into this guild. :)
Troq Mar 13th 2008 11:40PM
You're welcome to apply, but you'll have to be on our server. :P
-Troq
-Warden
-Stormwardens of Dragonmaw
Kryptonls Mar 10th 2008 2:00PM
To curator with 10 men wearing this sort of attire - seems pretty damn impressive. Nice one guys.
And was it only the dresses and suits that people wore - like were trinkets etc worn, or all stripped off from that point of view?
Arissaris Mar 10th 2008 2:19PM
The only requirement we had was that everything had to match and look fancy - So some of the members managed gloves, cause they looked nice, while others didnt. Anything that didnt show, you could get away with (trinkets, rings, helm/cloak on hidden etc).
Aner Mar 10th 2008 2:35PM
Yea, what Arissaris said. I for instance had my a Purple Dinner Suit on, with a Stylin' Purple Hat, which a downgrade from my normal helm (but looked too cool to pass up), no shoulders, no gloves and white cloth boots with no stats. The rest of my gear was the same. Most others were similarly dressed, except for a few that also wore Tuxedo Pants or nothing on their legs along with no bracers or gloves. Most of our healers little to no mana regen and very little +heals, and all of our DPS suffered majorly, but as one person decribed it, it was like our first few attempts at Karazhan with mostly greens and some blues.
Ugkul Mar 10th 2008 2:34PM
Can Naked KZ be far behind?
Milktub Mar 10th 2008 2:41PM
Cute.
But I'll concentrate on finishing Kara before I start thinking about doing it in fancy dress.
Carrie Mar 11th 2008 4:51AM
Just goes to prove the old saying...
Skill > Gear.
Great job, guys!
Carrie Mar 11th 2008 4:51AM
Just goes to prove the old saying...
Skill > Gear.
Great job, guys!