April Fool's Days of Blizzard's past
Yes, loved by some and hated by others, tomorrow is 4/1, April 1st, known around the world (or at least the Internet) as April Fool's Day, and odds are that you'll have a lot of fools trying to play with your head. As you probably know, our friends at Blizzard love April Fool's, so you can probably expect to see some shenanigans from them tomorrow.Just to get you ready, here's a quick roundup of what they've done in the past few years. It seems like they've been upping the ante for a while now, so be "prepared": you never know what we might hear from them tomorrow.
2004: Blizzard announced that two-headed Ogres would become a playable race... playable by two players, that is. Not many people fell for this one -- MMOs are all about being social, but playing a character with another player? A little too wacky to be legit.
Lots more after the break, including the chaos that went down last year (Tinfoil Hats, anyone?) in the Warcraft community.
2005: Pandaren Xpress. This was the real beginning of Blizzard's silliness -- Sony had just recently announced a (real!) deal with Everquest and Pizza Hut, so the announcement by Blizzard that they'd made the same deal with a Chinese food chain sounded legit to many news outlets (including Slashdot), and got quite a bit of coverage for a joke. Blizzard must have smelled blood in the water, because after this, April Fool's Day was never the same for them.
2006: The first year that others picked up on Blizzard's jokes and started kicking off their own. The official joke was about Wisps as a playable race -- everyone was wondering just who the Alliance race was in the Burning Crusade (later revealed as the Draenei), and a lot of people bought the "Detonate" racial ability, though the "permanent death" feature was really the giveaway here. But the official joke wasn't the only one: Blizzard as a company gave some official credence to the BurgerCraft rumors, and Caydiem posted those (still brilliant) fake patch notes for the upcoming patch 1.11. And thanks to Gamespot, rumors of a "World of Starcraft" (along with a "leaked screenshot") also swirled around.
2007: And last year things went even further over the top. Blizzard announced a "new" RTS called Warcraft: Heroes of Azeroth ("WHOA," for short) "based in the WoW Universe," which was really the old Warcraft RTSes made to look like a WoW tie-in. The forums went a little nuts with "Blue for a Day," as every poster but the CMs got to go blue, also resulting in Tseric's classic "lol wut" remark (and making a few people unhappy). Unofficially, WoWWiki got turned into MeowWiki, Wowhead got sold to Blizzard (providing a weird foreshadowing for later that year), and a number of other Warcraft-related jokes flew around. But the big one was, of course, the Tinfoil Hat -- with the release of the Armory earlier in the year, lots of players were concerned that their gear choices were being shown off, so Blizzard released an engineering item that would supposedly keep your character out of the Armory (as well as dropping Intellect by 10 and preventing mind control... or maybe not). And they also poked fun at all of their attunements, with a hopelessly complicated attunement chart.
What's Blizzard got planned for this year? We haven't heard yet, and they haven't said. But whatever it is, if you're the gullible type, you might want to stay off the Internets tomorrow. Blizzard has a long tradition of pulling our legs right out of their sockets on April 1st. Get those grains of salt (and, please, that sense of humor) ready.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Fan stuff, Blizzard, Humor






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Metaphor Apr 1st 2008 1:15PM
OK so i know your readership is mainly US but over here in the EU its 1/4 and heck the whole world well before the interweb knew it was April Fools.... just google the spaghetti tree.......
doyesac Mar 31st 2008 5:27PM
Whoa... it's only January 4th in Europe? Hey -- wanna bet on the winner of the American Super Bowl?
Tereth Mar 31st 2008 5:50PM
In Europe and many other countries, the date of the month comes before the month number.
imparush Mar 31st 2008 6:01PM
us way don't make sense but eu and other country way does first day because it is smaller then month then month because it is smaller than year, and then year. How does US way work?
Makros Mar 31st 2008 7:36PM
The US way of short-handing the date (Month/Day/Year) is based on how it is written or said.
ie. Tomorrow is April 1, 2008.
(Yes, I know that when speaking people will often say "its the 31st of March," but that was picked up from the UK)
**Disclaimer: I completely made this up, but it sounds good right!**
Aigarius Mar 31st 2008 8:40PM
Most sensible date format is the ISO format: YYYY-MM-DD
If you use dates in this format, then you can sort them alphabetically and they will be in chronological order automatically at all times. This becomes even more important if you use it in file names.
my2cents Mar 31st 2008 11:03PM
I can't believe that none of you realized doyesac was joking =P
Razielwings Apr 1st 2008 4:05AM
In the lore, alliances have always been forged and broken. I'd love to see a Blizz post about how Tauren are now an Alliance race and gnomes are "for the horde!"
Elmo Mar 31st 2008 5:23PM
I'm betting Death Knigh Skills.
Buuty Mar 31st 2008 6:03PM
lol wut?
Makros Mar 31st 2008 5:23PM
They should only announce real changes tomorrow and make everyone think they are a joke!
If Blizzard really wanted to torment people they would make a huge WotLK anouncement tomorrow that was so awe inspiring that people would insist for days that it was only a joke (like a second hero class or something of that magnitude).
Adam Holisky Mar 31st 2008 5:30PM
I wouldn't put this past them. That would completely throw absolutely everyone off base, and is just like Blizzard.
Kothmia Apr 1st 2008 8:47AM
like the bard class?
V Magius Mar 31st 2008 5:45PM
I'm thinking a good one would be a release date for LK. Then, afterwards, there will be another announcement, "no, really, that's the release date."
makishima Mar 31st 2008 5:49PM
Maybe fake lvl 80 skills and talents?
Balasan Mar 31st 2008 5:58PM
I agree, the best april Fool's day joke was Caydiem's 1.11 patch notes.
Though lolwut is now forever etched into internet meme history.
Balasan Mar 31st 2008 6:00PM
Of course, the absolutely best part of any joke is ANYONE (even a single entity) beleiving that that joke is REAL.
JT Mar 31st 2008 6:01PM
New profession: Underwater Basket Weaving!
Krianna Mar 31st 2008 10:08PM
Only for guild officers, though.
Sloegin Mar 31st 2008 6:17PM
Shaman buffs.