Finding out your HKO Marriage Index

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4-01-2008 @ 6:03PM

Jaynitan said...

One day Chuck Norris sneezed on some guppies they were forever changed. Murlocs.

Chuck Norris and Jesus are twins. Chuck let Jesus be born 2000 years earlier because he wanted to invent the perfect roundhouse kick before being born.

He did invent the perfect roundhouse kick, after inventing sliced bread, pizza, cars, steam locomotion, atomic power, hair spray, beards, weight lifting, all martial arts, war, pestilence, famine, and Death2.0(since Jesus had outsmarted Death1.0) , money, tacos, and April Fools Day.

I have been trying for a few minutes of semi-wittiness. . .is it funny yet?

No,

Ok,

Wait . . . I have 10 more hours coming *cough*.

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