HKO to take Paladins away from WoW
In an exclusive interview with HKO lead developer Hey'wod ya' Saiev'mie, it was revealed that because of the extreme ease and uselessness Paladins provide in World of Warcraft, they have been removed from WoW and transfered to HK Online. Those players that have Paladin will no doubt be happy since they'll finally be able to play a useful role in an online game. All accounts with Paladin mains will receive a free copy of HKO, and 3 days of play time.In response to the outcry of support in the Paladin forums, Blizard CM Csyrd said "We are glad Paladins are finally happy. Our goal has always been to make them stop crying." Newly appointed HKO CM Ahol Isk'y said "Hopefully the Paladin community will appreciate their new opportunity to tank mice and the occasional dog. Of course this is nothing like Illidan, but it's a start, right?"
I had a chance to sit down with the HKO lead developer and talk to him about how the Paladins will transfer across. Here are the major bullet points:
- Paladins will no longer be wearing plate gear, only cloth.
- At 1% health the Paladin will automatically bubble, hearth, and return to his home.
- Paladins will no longer be able to heal others, only themselves.
- When tanking mice, the Paladin will look like a kitten, and purr when they do over 10 damage. The proc rate is about once every ten minutes.
- When fighting dogs, the Paladin will rename himself Kyraa and constantly whine that the game is too hard.
- Instead of gold, Paladins will use copper. They cannot have more than 99 copper on them at once.
- Paladins that die, despite having a bubble, will be faced with Permadeath.
- Only the Protection tree will remain. The others will be removed. They will be replaced with a "Whine Less" and "Whine More" tree.
- If the Paladin specs deep into the "Whine More" tree, they will find themselves with an aura that instantly and magically removes the ability for the Paladin to post to official and unofficial HKO forums.
- The Paladins ability to communicate with other players using in-game chat has been removed by default, and is only available if the Paladin specs deep into the "Whine Less" tree.
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Reader Comments (Page 2 of 2)
crapton Apr 1st 2008 11:18AM
all these "kitty" articles are just lol
wow insider has become such a victim of its own success
Unfor Apr 1st 2008 11:47AM
Haha, No reason to be upset with the author..lol. Its just a holiday joke and a very well laid out joke at that. I like it. Now, the fact that it was written by an author who is grossly insecure over the fact that paladins are getting called upon to tank more than his pathetic, can not tank more than two mobs at a time without blowing all CD's and still dieing, warrior....well that only make it even more funny to me.
Zach Apr 1st 2008 11:54AM
*shrug*
I play a Paladin. It's my favorite class. Is it perfect? Far from it. But I love the class anyway. And I laughed at this article. It's funny. Yeah, sure it's a diss. But come on! Our in-game ID color is PINK. Our Tier 5 armor is lavender. Our most famous ability is bubble-hearth.
Learn to laugh at yourselves, people. I think Paladins in HKO is a hilarious concept.
Anyway, if this goes on tomorrow, then flame away. Last I checked, it's April 1.
arcady0 Apr 1st 2008 1:45PM
Zach: Anyway, if this goes on tomorrow, then flame away. Last I checked, it's April 1.
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I dunno, I vote for a humor article as a regular feature. Set aside one one blogger to find silly things to poke fun of about WoW. I'd read it and enjoy it.
Tryst Apr 1st 2008 12:03PM
@Kaphik
I do not play a paladin, but I was wondering if I could get a cookie anyway?
COOKIES!!!
Lysy Apr 2nd 2008 12:15PM
I thought the article was cute and it made me giggle. =D
Unbeliever Apr 1st 2008 12:17PM
I play a prot paladin and i found this mildly amusing.
You can't really blame crap warriors who try to hide their insecurity by belittling druids and paladins. I mean, how would you do if your "secure" raid spot just got so hotly contested that you have to actually be good to keep it?
Keep up the "good" work lil warrior ;)
Adam Holisky Apr 1st 2008 3:09PM
I actually haven't played my warrior in about 2 months. My Death Knight needs too much love for me to play another toon at the moment.
Amanda Miller Apr 1st 2008 4:12PM
If you guys really insult us, we can give out epic [Cinnamorolls]. They are extremely fast nibblers.
If you can figure out the actual joke behind this article, we'll bake you some Kitty Fed Buff cookies.
lamellus Apr 2nd 2008 5:57PM
lol this is great, he is whining about pally's who whine and many of the people who post comments are either whining about the insults he says or whining about pally's, lol prot pally here btw