L3@rn1ng 1337 Sp3ak
by Adam Holisky 
Apr 1st 2008 at 1:00PM
It is also rumored that Rosetta Stone will be releasing a Leet Speak module soon. Stay tuned to HKO Insider for a review of that in the near future.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Alchemistmerlin Apr 1st 2008 1:05PM
Posting before someone crys about how empty their lives are without WoWInsider for a day.
Alchemistmerlin Apr 1st 2008 1:08PM
0095! 1 f0rg07 2 7@lk l13k 7|-|15!
Netherscourge Apr 1st 2008 1:10PM
Posting to let you know this Hello Kitty stuff is getting REAL OLD, REAL FAST.
We get it -APril Fools. Ok. Ha ha. Nice.
At least change the Website BANNER to Hello Kitty Insider instead of WoW Insider - or would that require some HTML skills? (Like copy-n-paste from the official HKO site?)
Alchemistmerlin Apr 1st 2008 1:16PM
1) It is changed, clear your cache.
2) Oh no, a website is doing something for 1 day that you don't like. Isn't it horrible that our robot overlords force us to read these articles?
Zumacrume Apr 1st 2008 11:37PM
LLOOLLL!!!!111!!!!11!
Mike Schramm Apr 1st 2008 1:08PM
w00t we finally got our new header! HKO Insider 4evar!
God I hate leet speak.
Beta9200 Apr 1st 2008 1:12PM
thxs 4 teIIeng uz dis!1111!
Doez YOOOOdai spek cooont??
Kthxsbai
Asharis Apr 1st 2008 1:10PM
Please, make it stop. For serious.
Narlic Apr 1st 2008 1:15PM
QQ MOAR, UR TEARZ R DELICIOUS
Michael Apr 1st 2008 2:49PM
I'm never going to give you up WoW Insider
/rickroll
Naturii Apr 1st 2008 1:12PM
Um yeah, it wasn't funny after the first post.
Pallywithash Apr 1st 2008 2:37PM
This is by far the most annoying, drawn out April Fool's joke ever...
alrdye Apr 1st 2008 1:13PM
Best april's 1st post so far! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!1111!
Marco Polaris Apr 1st 2008 1:15PM
p00r g@iz |3ee @// p/@y@h h8in
d0nt h8 teh p\@y@h, h8 teh g@em @mirite??????
Blackhorn Apr 1st 2008 1:15PM
Looks like it's time to give up and head to the official forums imo. There's a lot of silliness going on over there i LOL'd irl. HKO Insider ftl lolcats.
lol.
Verses Apr 1st 2008 1:16PM
Oh hai thar, sry ai olny speak teh lolspeak. If u cna no udnerstnad wat ai sez u r no0b. lol imo.
I can has cheezburger kthxbai.
ed Apr 1st 2008 1:18PM
Yeah it was funny, the first couple of posts, but if you wanted to do THIS RIGHT, you would have replaced EVERY wow thing on the sideboard, and changed the header graphics.
Good but I have seen way better with some effort put into it.
Alchemistmerlin Apr 1st 2008 1:22PM
The header graphic is changed, as well as a large portion of the sideboard. Perhaps you need to clear your cache?
Also: It is a new concept that was clearly thrown upon our beloved writers at the last second, give them some time to get everything together. I'm sure HKO Insider will have a great new look tomorrow and tons of original content. I can't wait.
Bones Apr 8th 2008 10:45AM
Apr1l F00lz! Ur Doin it rong!
JMS Apr 1st 2008 1:30PM
Sure, it's a funny idea and a good theme for 4/1, but that's no reason to run it into the ground. I stopped laughing like 10+ posts ago. I guess I'll just remove wowinsider from my RSS feeds until tomorrow.