15 Minutes of Fame: Gurubashing his way to Arena Grand Master

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Meet Venwe of Spinebreaker, Arena Grand Master – nay, not of the Ring of Trials or The Circle of Blood or even the Ruins of Lordaeron. No, Venwe is the master of an arena you may not even have heard of: Stranglethorn Vale's Gurubashi Arena, home of the Gurubashi Arena Booty Run.
Every three hours in the heart of the Stranglethorn jungle, Short John Mithril bellows out the call to arms: "Arrr, Me Hearties! I be havin' some extra Treasure that I be givin' away at the Gurubashi Arena! All ye need do to collect it is open the chest I leave on the arena floor!" His summons sets off a true PvP free-for-all – players of both factions, including your own – in a race to recover and open the pirate's chest dropped at the center of the arena. Players like Venwe scrabble against friend and foe for bragging rights and a shot at the chest's booty -- except unlike Venwe, most players haven't succeeded more than 700 times.

15 Minutes of Fame: The coworker who tipped us off to your Gurubashi fascination referred to you as a ... umm ... /glance ... a "Gurubashi Arena whore." Time to 'fess up, Venwe -- how many times have you done the Gurubashi booty run?
A lot of players are completely unfamiliar with this event. What's the objective? And more to the point -- what's the attraction for you, personally?
It is kind of off the beaten path of things players do, and I too was once completely unaware of it. For players unfamiliar, in Stranglethorn Vale (see: Gankville) there is a lasting arena from the days when the area was fully controlled by the Gurubashi Empire of the trolls. When I say "arena," I don't mean like today's 2v2-, 3v3- or 5v5-ranked PvP arenas, but a free-standing arena zone. Players who step onto the arena floor are immediately flagged for PvP against anyone and everyone -- meaning even if they're of the same faction with you, unless you're grouped with them, they're more than willing to accept your Aimed Shot.
Standing in the bleachers of this arena is a named goblin mob (and a good friend of mine). Once every three hours (12 a.m., 3 a.m., 6 a.m., 9 a.m., 12 p.m. ...) server time, this goblin will make a zone-wide yell that it's time for him and his pirate buddies to have some entertainment. He'll then walk (painfully slow it seems... I'm talking escort quest-slow) around and down the stairs onto the arena floor. When he gets to the center, a chest will spawn. Then it's a game of last man standing to see who gets the chest first.
Within the chest, you'll find some pots and a little cash, possibly some arena braces. Nothing to write home about. However, you'll also find a BoP Arena Master trinket. Get 12 of those and you can get an Grand Arena Master trinket -- essentially a free bit of a bubble, but not as powerful as some others found in game.
What makes it fun is really just the random world PvP you can encounter. I discovered the place and the chest completely by accident. I am a very slow-leveling casual player and as such, when leveling my character, it would seem that once every 15 to 20 levels, I'd just get extremely bored and start running to places I had no business being just to see what was there. So after numerous corpse hops, I landed in the one spot that I wasn't aggroing anything: Gurubashi Arena. And there, sitting in the middle of the floor, was a chest. That first chest, I grabbed and got (what at that level was amazing stuff) "fo' free" and was very curious has to where I was and what had just happened. A little searching on WoWWiki and I found out what I needed to know.
Spinebreaker's a PvP realm. Does that put a different spin on things, since the event is already PvP-oriented?
Yes and no. The main difference is, unlike on PvE servers where players can wait for the chest to spawn then jump on the floor and begin the fight, you're already flagged for PvP in the arena bleachers. What this means is a fight for a chest can start anywhere between 15 and 30 minutes before it'll ever spawn. Usually stealther classes will sneak in and start popping off players as they come in for the extra HKs.
With me, when I really started heavy Gurubashing (made that up; spread it around, make it famous), I was around 48th level. I already had my Grand Arena Master trinket, but at this point I was actively playing almost solely for the purpose of the chest run. This was pre-BC, and a lot of 60s would come in and enjoy some PvP. You'd see entire guilds that were about to run ZG come in and PvP sometimes if they were waiting for last-minute players or such. I had to learn how to PvP hard and fast with a huge disadvantage. But I love it. World PvP is really where I get my kicks. All that time being ~10 levels lower than 20 taught me to not care if I got killed, just to have fun and not give up. It's only a game anyways, and having fun is what it's all about.
In the more hardcore PvP world of battlegrounds and ranked arenas I hear people laughing or calling other people out so often on their gear or spec and saying they can't play. I've not once heard another Hordie trying for the chest say such to me. People who do the random things like this or the Fishing Tournament, whose winnings don't really make you "more leet" or "more epic," are usually played by players like me, who don't care about such perceived notions. We're just having fun.
You're also an engineering veteran. Give us your State of the Union: Engineering.I am very much an Engineer. When people ask me what I play I reply a "Level 70 Engineer." I actually refused to level my Engineering all the way to 375 yet because the only thing I wanted from it was my gun and I wanted to make another engineer rich, so I bought it from him. It made me happy. We engineers don't get to sell much, so it's nice to know we can do things like that. Engineering is a very stressful profession but rewarding to the right people.
If you became an engineer either after or in the lead-up to Burning Crusade just for the mount, you are not an engineer. You're not even an engineer's sidekick mechanic buddy who didn't get as good grades in tech school. You're the retarded cousin of an Engineer who accidentally stole his car. I hate you with a passion usually reserved for nerd-rage lore rants on Orc Warlocks still being in the horde and Blood Elves. I hate you like the Westboro Baptist Church hates everything.
We've heard you and your guild have developed a certain notoriety for a certain battlecry in battlegrounds. What gives?
Well, as a legal note before I go furthur, if you were any part of the creative team behind Star Trek 2, stop reading now. Okay, now that we won't get sued, I'll continue. Back in my Thunderlord days before friends somehow convinced me that transferring to a server that crashes daily was a good idea, I was in a very small leveling/casual guild with some players I had leveled alongside of. We were joking one day after reading one of the raiding guilds on the server's "rules for applicants" and seeing its extreme insanity, that we should have rules. We came up with just two. Every member must make the "Khan Macro," a macro that yells "KHAAAN" three times over. The second rule was to overabuse it. We've been overabusing the heck out of it on Spinebreaker and in our battle realm, so much so that we've noted a few others picking up on it. The best, however, has to be when a player from a different realm named "'Khaan" asked what I wanted when I yelled. Fun fact, though: Cussing in a battleground may not get you reports, but "Khanning" will. That was a funny day.
We hear you're also quite the explorer. What notable explorations and cross-faction instances have you dipped into?
As I stated earlier, I had a leveling habit of getting bored and going around to finding places. I did a lot of swimming around entire continents and running from skull-level mobs. Some of the most notable places I found that I have visited since include the abandoned Orc farm that is on the southwestern tip of Kalimdor underneath Silithus. Swim from the turtle-infested beach below Tanaris and you'll get there ... eventually. I really enjoy the not-quite-as-far-out but not-quite-visited (especially by Horde) helicopter landing pad island. The first time we found it, we were convinced it was for rock concerts – and a few Undead later, it was! Being an Engineer, I use my Deepdive Helmet and hang out under the surf in Aquaman's territory a lot. I love some of the designer-left things that aren't often noted, such as a certain designer's name (who I won't say in case he didn't want to get in trouble) written with kelp on the ocean floor.
When it comes to instances, the only real cross-faction ones are of course Orgrimmar's Ragefire Chasm and Stormwind City's The Stockade. I exclusively grind wool cloth for the Auction House from The Stockade. I cleared my way through there before I was 40. It's also extremely fun to bounce in and out of the instances before the billion Allies who followed me through town can kill me each time. For a time, I also had the Sewer Beast from Stormwind's canals trained and in the stable just because I could. I took him for a few strolls in Deeprun Tram to see what kind of looks I'd get.
Any other WoW fascinations of note?
My current goal is to see how few 70s it will take to come out of the train and blast down the Gnome boss. If it was more lore-oriented, I'm sure I could one-shot the weakling, but Blizz had to buff him to be fair, which I'll understand ... for now. I'm also attempting to take a "tourist shot" pic of my character in front of every single statue in game. I've gotten almost all the ones in Azeroth (short of a couple in-instance ones but I know what they are) and about to start in Outland.
What keeps you busy IRL? Work, family, other games, other hobbies ...?
I stay extremely busy in life. I'm a single father of an infant daughter, work full time at the local Harley-Davidson dealership as a graphic designer and marketing consultant, own my own business that promotes regional musicians (it used to be the name of my guild on Thunderlord, but apparently <HooperBandP Dot Com> was too much advertising and they made me change it), am an officer in the local H.O.G. chapter, and volunteer with our local Labor Day Committee. I've got a tight schedule, but I make sure there is always time for my games, which other than WoW include my group of friends known as the Quilt City O.G.R.E.s, our local town's chapter of the Organization of Gamers & Roleplaying Enthusiasts (see free drunken antics-youtube.com/quiltcityogres) who play Dungeons & Dragons et. al.
It may seem like a lot, but that's not even everything and I'm decently good at scheduling, so I do have more free time than the above wall of text might note. Which could explain my odd playing habits.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
gundamxzero Apr 8th 2008 4:20PM
over 700 wins over a twink chest in the guru arena?
Was he just not able to take real arena?
I would not consider this an accomplishment at all..... Just a total waste of time. But I guess if thats how you make this game fun, grats?
Killer Apr 8th 2008 4:34PM
I'd like to see you loot that chest over 700 time on a PVP realm.
OrkOfYork Apr 8th 2008 4:50PM
I wouldn't be so quick to write it off as a waste of time. Sure, the contents of the chest shouldn't be at all valuable to a level 70. However, the combat is unique in that arena. It's Free for all. Meaning: You have everyone attacking everyone in a chaotic fashion.
You might have two alliance crushing each other, and have a horde rogue come up and kill the both of them. "real" arena isn't even "real" arena. Gurubashi arena was the ORIGINAL arena.
There are two similar places to engage in true FFA combat, but neither of them are used, due to the fact that there's nothing to fight over, like in Gurubashi.
I thought the organized arena concept was cool at first, but it pales in comparison to uniqueness of Gurubashi. There're three scenarios that I typically encounter in organized arenas.
1: Two Stealthers, typically 2 rogues or 1 rogue, 1 druid. There was one instance where my team ALMOST won.
2: A healer and a DPSer. They usually win.
3: Two DPSers. These are the ones that I win most often.
I don't play 3v3 or 5v5, but I can imagine the preset standards for them. But in Gurubashi arena, there're no preset standards as to what to expect to fight. The only thing you can prepare for is 9 classes in any number of combinations, either fighting each other or you, with any number being the amount who showed up.
Gurubashi Arena > Boring 1 minute long organized arenas.
arcgore Apr 8th 2008 4:46PM
Great article. Really shows that there are all types of people out there that enjoy this game in different ways. He has thought outside the box and done things most players probably have never thought of. As for "real arenas" I think the idea of an all out free for all over 5v5 or such is much more appealing cause then your best friends can be your worst enemies and such. Great read.
Hooper Apr 8th 2008 4:53PM
This is totally my 15 minutes of fame.
Oh Hai Kthnx.
No seriously, its how I enjoy the game. I hope however you play makes it worth your 15 a month. I may not be getting 'leet' but I'm getting laughs, and they're far more important.
-Hooper (AKA Venwe)
rgbsb Apr 8th 2008 4:58PM
I commented below and probably sounded like a jerk. I do give you mad props for doing what makes you happy. It's what wow is for after all...
mcdead Apr 12th 2008 12:55AM
Hey you are enjoying the game!
Many people forget this in their pursuit of 1337ness.
/salute
MechChef Apr 8th 2008 4:55PM
/y Khaaaan!
rgbsb Apr 9th 2008 8:38AM
Spinebroken is at least 70% horde, making it easier to navigate STV without running into any 'issues'. Many of those chests were uncontested I'm sure. I don't think I have ever seen a major dogfight over that chest on our server. Most of the time if you want world PvP, come to the summoning stone at Karazhan of The Eye.
But Grats anyway, it's still a crazy impressive number.
Hooper Apr 8th 2008 4:58PM
Only the last ~130 or so are Spinebroken (how true, server crashes ftl.). Most were TL. But you'd be surprised, there are others like me out there, even on this server.
bendak Apr 8th 2008 4:59PM
You remind me of me. Doing worthless stuff just for fun... I've been to pretty much every "off limits" and "secret" place in the game. As for the gurubashi arena, that's hardcore.
Mike Schramm Apr 8th 2008 4:59PM
Ohohoho I made it all the way to the last paragraph before realizing that this was Hooper. He's an old, old friend of WoW Insider.
And he's funny, too -- I laughed at the Westboro comment but then felt guilty about it. Those people are nuts.
Sean Riley Apr 8th 2008 5:18PM
What about us engineers who took it up post-BC for the bombs? Are we OK?
Hooper Apr 8th 2008 5:19PM
I like the way you think.
-Hooper
Sean Riley Apr 8th 2008 5:26PM
I have a macro that yells "Tally ho, you bastards!" and the fires off a Goblin Sapper Charge. I tend to use it in Battlegrounds when I'm near death and being ganked by, like, 5 people. To me, this is worth engineering all by itself.
Adaph Apr 8th 2008 5:20PM
You my man....are a hero.
I did my share of fun stuff *some might consider it useless...i agree with them but boy do i have fun :P*
Swimming around continents, discovering a small patch of land near the "invisble wall* that separates the 2main islands of Azeroth,
Props to you and...keep on going!
Adaph Apr 8th 2008 5:52PM
And I also leveld Engineering for explosives and trinkets wich annoy the crap out of everybody.
Ahoni Apr 8th 2008 5:29PM
Great stuff. Thanks for this interview. Its nice to see people enjoying the game in new and different ways.
I love the comments from people who take this game way too seriously and say its a waste of time. Its a bloody video game. Regardless of what you do with it, its a waste of time, thats the whole point.
Slayblaze Apr 8th 2008 6:26PM
I enjoyed seeing this as most have commented here, however I'm a little confused by all the comments about how Venwe is doing something different and outside the intent of the game for his own enjoyment. It's great that he does enjoy it, but it's not doing something in a "new and different way" or going somewhere "off limits" or "unknown by many". He is not thinking "outside the box" by playing in Gurabashi.
What he is doing is using the Gurabashi Arena exactly as Blizzard intended it to BE used. I'm not taking anything away from him by pointing this out, his win totals there are amazing but that is what the arena is there for! To use, not to ignore like most players.
And anyone saying they didn't know it was there must not pay much attention...I mean it's a zone-wide yell every 3 hours and also lies below the flightpath of both Horde and Alliance. It is a 'named' area whose title appears onscreen as it is flown past. It's hard to miss from ground also as you have to veer away from it while taking the north-south road in STV.
I can see where possibly on PVP servers there might be some who avoid STV as much as possible, but those of us on PVE servers have no excuse for not being well aquainted with the original REAL arena in the game: Gurabashi! the new boring 1-minute long organised snore-fests of the current arenas may hold better loot rewards than the original, but they are in no way superior to it. And apparently many agree because GA is almost never empty on my realm, and has been the site of many epic battles even to this day.
And that is exactly what the developers intended it be for!
patrick Apr 8th 2008 7:27PM
We 4 man the gnome king every so often for some gold and fun, over on Mannoroth.. :o
http://mep.twoblock.net/pics/4gnome.jpg