Breakfast Topic: Emote humor
by Robin Torres 
May 1st 2008 at 8:00AM
Narayan is a Boomkin. So there is no way he should be looting the Seventh Ring of the Tirisfalen. Even if he were a Feral Druid, he still wouldn't need all of that shield stuff. But for a minute, most of the people in Tempest Keep seemed to forget that loot text is green and not orange. To say that the tank was a little miffed would be an understatement. But my guildies have a great sense of humor, so there will be no ensuing drama reported in Guildwatch.
Have you fallen for an emote practical joke? Or are you the emote joke perpetrator? What is your favorite /e humor?
Filed under: Breakfast Topics, Humor
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Angus May 1st 2008 8:24AM
/emote has been kicked out of the guild by .
Guildie 1: WHAT???
Guildie 2: Why'd you kick your hubby?
Guildie 3: Why does he still have the guild tag?
Wife: /emote has kicked Angus in the nuts too.
I've also seen /emote has left the guild.
They're immune to it nowadays though. :/
keith May 1st 2008 8:39AM
our MT has a /me has died macro'd to his Last Stand button.
Milktub May 1st 2008 9:20AM
Oh yeah, I'm throwing on that macro before the weekend. Good stuff.
My usual is /me poops. Not a joke, just what I do.
Silverrealm May 1st 2008 9:42AM
HA! Excellent!
Wormfather May 1st 2008 8:54AM
That's too much for me, now opening a portal to TB after a raid, yep, that's right up my alley.
I used to open them up to Silvermoon becuase I thought more people should see it, but now people just hop a flight to QD.
:(
Kenzi May 1st 2008 12:09PM
I had fun with this one for several days. It got old after a while though.
link shows full pictures of the immatureness (sp)
http://deathknight.info/forum/index.php?topic=601.0
logger? May 1st 2008 12:13PM
that a logger?
Silverrealm May 1st 2008 9:43AM
"turkey fails" ROFL!
h8rain May 1st 2008 9:56AM
Oh that loot one is golden!
I will have to try that one out.
ThorinII May 1st 2008 10:40AM
My rogue has spent too much time in starting areas doing the pick pocket emote. I even have diffent amounts macro'd so I can con lots of n00bs before they catch on.
Santiago May 1st 2008 12:04PM
My favorite /e joke was back in Everquest, when you had to figure out your experience by "bubbles" because there was no exp number to tell you how close u were to leveling.
My favorite one was yelling "You know, you can type /ex to find out how much experience you've earned."
Then watch all the people leave the zone because they've just run the command to "/ex(it)" the game.... ROFL. That really sucked for people when the Everquest game took 10 mins to load in the first place.
Gimmlette May 1st 2008 12:54PM
Back in my way-noobish days, as opposed to my current noobish days, I did my first BG's as a lowly level 19. I struggled and struggled. A "kindly" hunter took me under his (cuz it was a male nelf) wing and told me how the BG was to work. "If you get really frustrated, just type /camp. That temporarily makes you invulnerable to all hits and will give you a chance to breathe. It lasts for 2 minutes and has a 45 minute cooldown." Hey, what a nifty trick. 3/4ths of the way through the BG, getting more and more frustrated with myself, I whisper. "I think I'll camp for a sec and get my bearings." "Okay, sure. See ya."
Um....yeah
Lodz May 1st 2008 3:11PM
My name is Kryptonite.
/me power!
Superman dies. [feign death]
/lol
Warlock May 1st 2008 3:23PM
The best is using an absurd number of spaces to make something appear on the next line.
For example:
[Me]: hmm....
[Someone else]: WTS [some BOP item] PST
And then watch all the people in Trade make fun of the other person for trying to sell a BOP item :) I also once used this to convince people in the Barrens that Arthas was attacking. The responses were quite hilarious.
Kevin May 1st 2008 9:18PM
Not really emote related, but when my raiding guild required everyone had CTRaid, I named my pet after the main tank. CTRaid didn't know the difference between my pet dying and the main tank dying...so I'd run it off into an AOE zone during a boss fight and let it die. CTRaid would immediately announce to the raid "The main tank has died!" Good times...
Shadow946 May 1st 2008 9:57PM
I did one similar to your ninja loot, except I did it in officer chat, which is the same dark green used when looting an item.
Rithik May 2nd 2008 5:30AM
One of my most favorite things to do on a PvP server with my Rogue main is stealth around in lowbie area's with a lot of humanoid targets. Find someone grinding on one of the mobs and Sap one closest to him followed with /y [common] BUR
or for alliance:
/y [orcish] KEK
then watch them run away for fear of imminent ganking.