Breakfast Topic: Favorite Boss quotes
by Amanda Dean 
May 2nd 2008 at 8:00AM
Many times we find ourselves too busy as rush through dungeons and raids to truly appreciate the creativity that goes into them. I get a kick out of the amusing, over dramatic, and downright egotistical things that bosses say when facing their demise. Balthazaar of Etrigg began a thread in the official forums on favorite boss quotes.
The original poster mentioned that simply the word, "Die," as articulated by Gruul [in Gruul's Lair] as being a chilling statement. Nobor of Kel'Thuzad added "Anything Prince Malchezaar [in Karazhan] says. Because he's got the smoothest, sexiest voice in the game." There were several other notables.
- Winghong of Scarlet Crusade, [James Vishas inScarlet Monastery], "Naughty Secrets."
- Crits of Magtheridon, Lady Blaumeux (3rd Rider of the Apocalypse) [In Naxxramas], "The first kill goes to me! Anyone care to wager?"
- Anubie of Eonar, Selin Fireheart in Magister's Terrace, "Yes! I am a god!"
- Donvito of Gorgonnash, Shade of Aran [in Karazhan], "Where did you get that?! Did HE send you?"
- Kainas of Stormreaver, [Bill Lumbergh in Office Space] "So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?"
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 10)
Gilius May 2nd 2008 8:08AM
Run away little girl.... run away....
native May 2nd 2008 8:09AM
"Time for FUN!"
my favorite fight by far.
AndiM May 2nd 2008 8:10AM
Well basically the whole dialogue between the "couple" in the Arcatraz. It's simply brilliant.
Vestras May 2nd 2008 8:31AM
Complete agreement.
"have you come to kill Dahlia? EXCELENT! Can I watch?"
"Why, to do your heavy LIFTING of course!"
Best boss fight ever
Avalon May 2nd 2008 8:57AM
Absolutely with you on that one.
For anyone who hasn't seen the whole dialogue, it's priceless.
Soccothrates: "Did you call on me?"
Dalliah: "Why would I call on you?"
Soccothrates: "To do your heavy lifting now, most likely."
Dalliah: "When I need someone to prance around like an overstuffed peacock, I'll call on you."
Soccothrates: "Then I commit myself to ignoring you."
Dalliah: "What do YOU know about commitment, sheet-sah?"
Soccothrates: "You are the one who should be-- Wait, we have company."
Angus May 2nd 2008 9:48AM
Agreed.
We've gone so far as to kill them in different orders to see what they say when we finish the other off.
Other stuff they say:
"At last, a target for my frustrations." Him.
When you have her close to dead:
"Facing Difficulties, Dalliah? How nice." Or he talks about getting reinforcements and then laughs...
When you kill her he tells you "At last! Well done!"
Of course if you go after him first...
"Don't worry about me, kill that worthless dullard first!"
WHen he's almost dead:
"More than you can handle Scryer?"
And when you finish him
"Congratulations. I've wanted to do that for years."
If there was a married demon couple stuck in a room together for a while, I am pretty sure this would be what it would be like...
stunts01 May 2nd 2008 8:10AM
theres a paladin in my guild that loves "on with the show" from opera.
he yells it out every time. its quite annoying :P
Introit May 2nd 2008 9:43AM
WTB sound clip.
Psychosis May 2nd 2008 10:52AM
The "good evening Ladies and gentleman" quote from opera (also part of the wowinsider show's intro)
I just love how it's said :D
Badger May 12th 2008 10:49PM
Every time I think about the Opera event, I want to hear "Ghost Opera" by Kamelot.
Will May 2nd 2008 8:12AM
Grand Warlock Nethekurse in Shattered Halls.
With so many bosses so short-sighted you can clear their whole room without them noticing, it's nice to have one who does notice but doesn't care. :)
Erika May 2nd 2008 8:16AM
Doesn't he kill the last one of you dont?
Mister K May 2nd 2008 2:43PM
Definitely
One fo my favorites, "Yes, kill that one hahaha"
awesome
Bloodieros May 2nd 2008 2:56PM
"Yes, beat him mercilessly! His skull is as thick as an Ogre's," is a favorite as we pull one of his helpless victims. Or "You can have that one!"
Charles May 2nd 2008 8:13AM
Hakkar - Pride heralds the end of your world! Come mortals, and face the wrath of the soulflayer!
C'thun - Your heart will explode.
Khanmora May 2nd 2008 8:13AM
I prefer "My trinkets! rawk!" from King Ikiss in Sethekk Halls. We (several of my friends and myself) are known for doing impressions of him over Vent on occassion.
Zghuk May 2nd 2008 8:14AM
Calling Hatchers: Where ma hatcha? Get to work on dem eggs!
In the German localisation the sentence with the eggs is a little bit more profane... "What's with the eggs"...
a classic quote in my guild... just because of the many wipes ;-)
Shang May 2nd 2008 8:15AM
'Gronn are the real power in Outland!" by High King Maulgar.
&
'You face not Malchazaar alone, but the legions I command!' by Prince
They often get into my head when I'm in other instances...
Jewbanks May 2nd 2008 12:11PM
I dont even like this quote but its really memorable for some reason. It's often in my head as well.
Zghuk May 2nd 2008 8:17AM
Another really good quotes:
All mortals will perish!
The Legion will conquer all!
Your own strength feeds me, !
All life must be eradicated!
"The universe will be remade."
I think EVERY WoW player knows these quotes!