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The latest patch 5.4 newsBreakfast Topic: Favorite Boss quotes
by Amanda Dean 
May 2nd 2008 at 8:00AM
Many times we find ourselves too busy as rush through dungeons and raids to truly appreciate the creativity that goes into them. I get a kick out of the amusing, over dramatic, and downright egotistical things that bosses say when facing their demise. Balthazaar of Etrigg began a thread in the official forums on favorite boss quotes.
The original poster mentioned that simply the word, "Die," as articulated by Gruul [in Gruul's Lair] as being a chilling statement. Nobor of Kel'Thuzad added "Anything Prince Malchezaar [in Karazhan] says. Because he's got the smoothest, sexiest voice in the game." There were several other notables.
- Winghong of Scarlet Crusade, [James Vishas inScarlet Monastery], "Naughty Secrets."
- Crits of Magtheridon, Lady Blaumeux (3rd Rider of the Apocalypse) [In Naxxramas], "The first kill goes to me! Anyone care to wager?"
- Anubie of Eonar, Selin Fireheart in Magister's Terrace, "Yes! I am a god!"
- Donvito of Gorgonnash, Shade of Aran [in Karazhan], "Where did you get that?! Did HE send you?"
- Kainas of Stormreaver, [Bill Lumbergh in Office Space] "So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?"
Filed under: Fan stuff, Breakfast Topics, Instances, Bosses, Forums
Reader Comments (Page 3 of 10)
Thrush May 2nd 2008 8:27AM
I can certainly tell you my least favorite .. Doom Lord Kazzak ... anything he says (to the entire zone) is extremely annoying.
jwtouro May 2nd 2008 4:33PM
I'd like to suggest the following addon if you find Kazzak's dialog annoying:
http://www.wowinterface.com/downloads/info8643-STFUKazzak.html
sicis May 2nd 2008 8:30AM
Bloodlord Mandokir: "Ding"
Jin'do the Hexxer: "Grats"
John Allison May 2nd 2008 8:32AM
"Blades of Light!"
I even walk around the house saying that to my wife. It is just so ridiculous and fun to say.
Doffencrag May 2nd 2008 10:43AM
I love this one as well.
It's the first WoW-related phrase our two-year old daughter can mimic.
Lendonal May 2nd 2008 8:31AM
I looove the speech Skyriss gives when he's first released:
It is a small matter to control the mind of the weak... for I bear allegiance to powers untouched by time, unmoved by fate. No force on this world or beyond harbors the strength to bend our knee... not even the mighty Legion
Mirajj May 2nd 2008 8:30AM
Anub'Rekhan: Shh, it'll all be over soon.
Jp May 2nd 2008 8:32AM
Everything O'morogg says. Right up until death.
Left Head: This.. all.. your.. fault...
Right Head: I... Hate... You...
Nethekurse is pretty funny too. "Him? You want him?! He's WEAK!"
blackwolf675 May 2nd 2008 12:43PM
I love that guy - I think I almost wiped our group from laughing the first time we took him down.
"You stay here! I kill someone else!"
"That's not funny!"
Gurran May 2nd 2008 2:50PM
Kael'thas Sunstrider I guess, he has some nice comments :)
gen May 2nd 2008 8:39AM
The delusional Aran's quotes are made better by the voice actor. So melodic.
"Who are you? What do you want? Stay away from me!"
"I want this nightmare to be over!"
"Torment me no more!"
I love this guy.
Jewbanks May 2nd 2008 12:15PM
Your looking for my son? Well I have powers of my own.
dotorion May 2nd 2008 8:40AM
"Come .. and die." Gruul
Magtheridon, freed from the draining: (laughs evilly) "I... am... UNLEASHED!!!"
Aki May 2nd 2008 8:43AM
The real Kael'thas fight (in Tempest Keep) is one of the more dramatic scripted encounters in the game. I love when Grand Astromancer Capernian cries out "The Sin'dorei reign supreme!" I just wish my GM would stop talking during that part....
BillDoor May 2nd 2008 8:45AM
zomg, page two, and nobody has said...
"Cast out your impure thoughts!"
Love that crazy yellow 12' tall chick.
Tryst May 2nd 2008 11:37AM
Totally!
"Cast out your corrupt thoughts" and "Impure thoughts lead to profane actions" while she's stomping on you and you're looking up her dress. Awesome!
Nilrum May 2nd 2008 12:05PM
In my guild one time someone asked if she watched too much "King of the Hill"
"Impure thoughts lead to propane actions." Classes vent hilarity ensued. Much fun was made.
Muse May 2nd 2008 8:47AM
Another vote for "Arise, my champion!" I play a holy resser. We are more awesome than we are credited for.
The solution to all things: "Explosions! MORE explosions! I've got to have more explosions!"
And the motto to live by: "Nothing less than perfection will do."
And poor poor Shade of Aran, "I am not some simple jester! I am Nielas Aran!" There's something in the rhythm of how he says it.
Holly May 2nd 2008 8:49AM
Mr Smite: "Now you're making me angry!"
Also, not a boss quote, but I giggle any time I'm in Stranglethorn and hear Short John Mithril yell, "Arr, me hearties!"
ash May 2nd 2008 3:52PM
or when he says its time for him to improvise, that makes me laugh a bit