Breakfast Topic: Favorite Boss quotes
Many times we find ourselves too busy as rush through dungeons and raids to truly appreciate the creativity that goes into them. I get a kick out of the amusing, over dramatic, and downright egotistical things that bosses say when facing their demise. Balthazaar of Etrigg began a thread in the official forums on favorite boss quotes.
The original poster mentioned that simply the word, "Die," as articulated by Gruul [in Gruul's Lair] as being a chilling statement. Nobor of Kel'Thuzad added "Anything Prince Malchezaar [in Karazhan] says. Because he's got the smoothest, sexiest voice in the game." There were several other notables.
- Winghong of Scarlet Crusade, [James Vishas inScarlet Monastery], "Naughty Secrets."
- Crits of Magtheridon, Lady Blaumeux (3rd Rider of the Apocalypse) [In Naxxramas], "The first kill goes to me! Anyone care to wager?"
- Anubie of Eonar, Selin Fireheart in Magister's Terrace, "Yes! I am a god!"
- Donvito of Gorgonnash, Shade of Aran [in Karazhan], "Where did you get that?! Did HE send you?"
- Kainas of Stormreaver, [Bill Lumbergh in Office Space] "So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?"
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Reader Comments (Page 7 of 10)
Annilektra May 2nd 2008 11:09AM
I love the two headed ogre in Shattered halls. "what are you doing he was almost dead?" "i was bored" something like that hehe.
Camaris May 3rd 2008 2:46PM
Another vote for the actor doing Nielas Aran. It's perfect insanity.
And "Feed me bruddahs!" is the local silly boss quote to be repeated on Vent.
Marryn May 2nd 2008 11:22AM
"Flee in Terror!!!"
"Arise my Champion!"
"At your side my Lady."
Natoro May 2nd 2008 11:44AM
"BURN! You wretches! BURN!" - Nefarian
Doubleagent May 2nd 2008 11:54AM
Leotheras the Blind - 'Who's the master now?' when someone dies. Classic.
aurorallew May 2nd 2008 12:11PM
I love all the Rajaxx dialogue:
"Fandral! Your time has come! Go and hide in the Emerald Dream and pray we never find you."
ladyshiva May 4th 2008 2:39AM
Fear is for the enemy. Fear, and death!
tyger May 2nd 2008 12:16PM
Arise, my champion...Great quote to use for brezzing :)
4STR4STALeatherBelt May 5th 2008 4:00PM
Well first off anything pre and post TBC that features Troll voices = EPIC Win. The rasta accent just does it for me. Now that aside.....
Naxxramas had some great moments, one of the finer ones from Anub'rakan IMO.
"Yes! Run! It makes the blood pump faster!"
"Little hearts beating. Soon the beating will stop."
Twin Emperors - That fight has always stuck with me for so many reasons. One of them being the excellent lines the Brothers come out with.
Agro: "Join me brother, there is blood to be shed!"
Player death: "Your fate is sealed!"
C'thun gets mention too, brought a very chilling aspect to the dungeon, and a great fight as anyone who's done it knows.
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TBC deserves mention for some great lines too.
bro May 2nd 2008 12:21PM
I can't believe this. 100+ replays and noone even mentinoed Mother Shahraz.
The best ever:
Aggro:
So, business... or pleasure?
Taunt:
You play, you pay.
I'm not impressed.
Enjoying yourselves?
Special:
You seem a little tense.
Don't be shy.
I'm all yours.
Death:
I wasn't finished.
And her seduicing voice .. :)
Mazarin May 2nd 2008 12:24PM
"Gallery rules will be strictly enforced."
I lol'd the first time I did that fight. :B
Jewbanks May 2nd 2008 12:27PM
I do like the announcements style quotes while fighting curator.
Juliah May 2nd 2008 7:14PM
I love Curator! I find it a strangely soothing fight.
Ghilda May 2nd 2008 7:33PM
My favorite from that fight:
"Do not touch the displays."
blitzkrieg999 May 2nd 2008 12:25PM
Ragnaros had some great lines, as did the beginning of the Vael fight. And I'm a little surprised no one has mentioned Illidan's "You are not prepared!" :D
Voldamir May 2nd 2008 12:29PM
Has no one mentioned Curator yet? I can't help but copy everything he says!
This curator is equipped for gallery protection.
Gallery rules will be strictly enforced.
You are not a guest.
Do not touch the displays.
Saelorn May 2nd 2008 12:42PM
"Well, that sucked."
Louis C. May 2nd 2008 3:01PM
I wish they kept that. :(
lilleas May 2nd 2008 5:40PM
what was that from?
idl3mind May 2nd 2008 12:35PM
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