Around Azeroth: Grand Theft Azeroth


Murder Finalist: Yoe, of <Havoc> on the Maelstrom server, may be a vengeful gladiator, but that couldn't save him from a grisly stabbing death in the gutters of Ironforge. Even worse, his killer is a mere bank alt! Luckily, with a name like "Suspbank", guards shouldn't have any trouble finding him. Note: If you're going to be a murderer, try not to have a name that sounds like "suspect."

Animal Cruelty Finalist: Who knew that dwarf women could be so cruel? Rosoe of Ysera's alt Safiyya was hanging out in the Deeprun Tram one day when she decided to massacre the innocent rats with her gun. Sure, they're just rats, and I'm frankly surprised that no one sent in a kitty-cat massacre from Silvermoon, but it's still pretty wicked.

Mass Murder Finalist: Unlike GTA, WoW has no helicopters, tanks, or other weapons of mass havoc to crash into innocent population centers. So Nyxilyn of <Departed> on Norgannon did her best with the materials available, namely her bow, a small raid, and a pit lord from Hellfire Peninsula. This monster killed scores of people at the Horde battlemasters and Aldor bank before Nyx and company dragged over a bunch of NPCs to eliminate it. The act of deliberate kiting got them both widespread complaints and a warning from a GM. Well done!

Theft Finalist: Of course, it had to be a rogue. According to Banshih of Steamwheedle Cartel, every week, after respeccing to Shadowstep for PVP, she goes and kills some bankers for luck in what she refers to as bank robbing. One can only presume she takes what's in their pockets, although I doubt the Ironforge banker is corrupt enough to steal from the till. The blood elf bank, though -- definitely.

Child Endangerment Finalist: Sorro of <Panda Attack> on Dark Iron thought to show his orphan the ways of the world. Time-traveling and fighting through waves of enemies to face giant demons alone is all part of growing up, isn't it? But it looks like Archimonde's a softie-woftie, because Salandria lived while Sorro bit it. Hmm ... is part of the strat turning into kids so you'll be unable to be killed?
Well, here we have it. Voting will be finished on Sunday, with results to be announced Monday. Have fun!
| Yoe's murder in the gutters | |
|---|---|
| Rosoe's rat massacre | |
| Nyxilyn's widespread panic in Shattrath City | |
| Banshih's bank robberies | |
| Sorro's child sacrifice |
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
jason May 9th 2008 10:13AM
FIRST
Sirg May 9th 2008 10:28AM
Suspbank "murder" or framing is the best, because it is so suggestive - the murderer leaving the scene :))
2nd would be the Pit Lord chaos.. I love kiting him
MechChef May 9th 2008 10:50AM
I gotta give it to my man, Dancing Rick!...er, I mean Pitlord Kiting
Drago Dracini May 9th 2008 11:12AM
none of them are actually good enough to win anything ^^;
bllaarrgg May 9th 2008 5:13PM
agreed
Jake H May 10th 2008 12:54PM
/agree
Kaylek May 9th 2008 12:49PM
Everybody loves a good kite'n'slaughter.
Yoe May 9th 2008 1:07PM
Wow top 5 yay :D
Kwazimoto May 9th 2008 2:21PM
Re: Kiting the Pit Lord to Shattrath and the GM Warning. That's so typical of Blizzard. If they don't want us kiting the Pit Lords or any other Uber Mobs to highly populated areas, then just make it impossible to Kite them beyond a certain distance from their spawning point. The game just has to check if Mob A has been pulled more than B-clicks from point (X,Y) and if so, turn on Evade mode and it rubber bands back to where it's supposed to be.
Why should we get warnings just because Blizzard's programmers are to lazy to implement this?
If we can do something and it doesn't involve hacks or cheats then Blizzard has already condoned said action, albeit inadvertently. To then turn around and give people warnings for doing something which their own game allows is the height of hypocrisy.
Nyxilyn May 10th 2008 4:15AM
In response to Blizz getting upset about bringing pit lords into shat. I would assume they wouldnt have a problem with it in theory. But they DO have a problem with it when someone purposely gets other people killed by it. Just letting NPC's kill it is one thing.... but positioning the mob ON people where they can get cleaved, multiple times.... is kinda asking for it.
Theserene May 10th 2008 6:44AM
Pit lord kiting :)
Rosoe May 10th 2008 12:36PM
Holy monkeys. I didn't really expect ya'll would like that screenshot. *lol*