Oh, I've been waiting for this one. Before I post everything, do note that Siggy is my main and Shadypeon and Brothersarno are joke-alts.

Sigmund "Siggy" N. Rothas
"I DO SAY, IS THAT A MAD PALADIN?"

"WHY YES, I DO BELIEVE IT IS."
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the hermit of a town called Plaguewood

In east Lordaeron born and raised
On the House of Nobles where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all throwing pitiful peasants into a pool
When a couple of Scourge said "we’re up in no good" Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one mad escape and I got scared
And said "I'm moving into a shack in the woods"

I ran and hid from them the other day
But they never found me and I made my way
Nobody gave me a kissin’ and I eat from a thicket
I put my armor on and said I might as well kick it

No class, yo this is bad,
Drinking boiled water out of a wooden cup
Is this what the people of the Plaguelands livin’ like,
Hmm this might be Hell!

I whistled for a Paladin and when it came near
the tabard said "Argent Dawn" and shone like a mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Light's Hope!

I pulled up to a chapel about seven or eight
And I yelled to the Paladin "Teech me 2 ues lite"
Looked at my shack I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Madman of Lordaeron

Brother Sarno
"The Greeter"

Greetings, ! Welcome to the Cathedral of Light!

Shadypeon (Future Death Knight)
"A Suspicious Peon"

What you want? Me busy!

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