Around Azeroth: Rules lawyer, rules

Okay, I'll level with you -- this is not an Around Azeroth. This is a picture I made for someone special.
You see, today's my dad's sixtieth birthday. He didn't want us to get him anything. But I wanted to do something for him, even though he's a thousand miles away. So I made him into a tauren. He's all dressed up to defend a client in court, but is also ready to go fishing afterwards. The club with a nail in it represents the fact that you can't get a fishing pole until level 5, so I figured he could use a more primitive form of fly-fishing until then.
My dad was born in a small town in eastern Wisconsin, and was the first person in his family to go to college. He served in the military before going to law school. He's spent most of his life defending people, rich, poor, guilty or innocent. Even if they were guilty, he would say, his job was important, because even guilty people need a good lawyer to keep the system fair and honest. He's been married for over thirty years, raised two daughters, and has traveled everywhere from Argentina to Italy. He also owns a bottle opener with the pope's head on top, which he refers to as the Popener and never fails to bring out at family gatherings.
But what does this have to do with WoW? Well, my dad is the whole reason I'm writing here today. When I was seven, he bought an original Nintendo, ostensibly for the kids but really for him. We used to play Legend of Zelda and Final Fantasy together, with him doing the controller and me "advising" him on where to go next. We even played that horrible game Shadowgate that always ended with a description of your gory death. My dad got me into gaming, and thus is responsible for every article I've written here for the past year and a half. Considering that, one paragraph of reading about his life isn't too much to ask.
Happy birthday, Dad.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Gurluas May 19th 2008 10:08AM
Aww thats so sweet :)
native May 19th 2008 10:14AM
small town wisconsin ftw.
my folks wouldn't get me an NES when they first came out. I was around 7 too.
so i did what any kid would do.
hit up grandpa and grandma. :)
Faldrath May 19th 2008 10:16AM
And Elizabeth once again proves why she's the best writer here (I miss your KYLs!). Happy birthday to your dad :)
joerendous May 19th 2008 10:17AM
Happy birthday to you father :)
presidente May 19th 2008 10:17AM
That's nice, my dad got me into gaming aswell. He helped me trough the scary levels of Quake
Hilus May 19th 2008 10:23AM
Happy birthday to your father...and please thank him for my laughs today (the popener? hahahaha, amazing!)
FireStar May 19th 2008 10:29AM
I liked this article. Nice change of pace.
Buuty May 19th 2008 10:30AM
Phhffbbttt... Shadowgate was awesome.
Buuty May 19th 2008 10:31AM
...and happy birthday to your Dad! how thoughless of me...
g8rCody May 19th 2008 10:33AM
I loved Shadowgate
alex May 19th 2008 10:38AM
thats frickin sweet, and i played Shadowgate and remember it well... ended up getting a walkthru on Gamewinners (precursor of Gamefaqs)
Kyr May 19th 2008 10:44AM
"Even if they were guilty, he would say, his job was important, because even guilty people need a good lawyer to keep the system fair and honest"
Sorry, but your dad is part of the reason the world is in the shape it is today. And "keeping the system fair and honest", do you even WATCH any news except Fox?
Okay, I spewed my bile, back to the game at hand.
Boadie May 19th 2008 10:49AM
Yeah forget that whole silly constitution thing... hang 'em all!
Adam R May 19th 2008 10:54AM
It could also be argued that people who attempt to shit on everything (Even sweet birthday tributes on the internet) are the reason the world is in its current state.
Shaitano May 19th 2008 10:58AM
As a human being, I want to apologize that this person is of the same race as me.
Happy Birthday to your dad and that was a great article.
Gentber May 19th 2008 10:49AM
Post a picture of the popener! And happy birthday to your Dad.
monotoy May 19th 2008 10:53AM
Shadowgate is NOT horrible! One of the first games i played on my MacPlus back in the days! :)
prudychick May 19th 2008 10:52AM
Dads rock!!
Sparuuto May 19th 2008 11:09AM
I want a Popener! :O
Happy birthday Mr. Wachowski (or whatever your name is, if not that) =)
BrianD May 19th 2008 11:09AM
Happy birthday to your father, he sounds like a good man.