MD police completes fishing daily IRL
Not everyone enjoys fishing. Even the fishing quests from 2.4 can only do so much to liven it up. Still, I know several folk who put up with the pain of fishing for the chance to capture that most cagey of crocolisks -- Chuck. (And his three closest friends: Muckbreath, Toothy, and Snarly). In honor of those farmers of fish, we bring you the latest in real life imitating WoW (hereafter referred to as the Rocky Files, owing to the previously-covered real life Mechanical Squirrel).
Officer Glenn Johnson from animal control in Maryland has completed his first fishing daily by catching an 18 inch alligator with a fishing pole. Apparantly, the little fella had been cruising a local golf course. After a few days of baiting the gator with dog and cat food, Johnson broke out the big guns. He set up camp by a lake with a fishing pole and fried chicken. By the afternoon, he'd succeeded -- gator in a bucket.
The baby gator is being hosted in a local zoo, but his name hasn't been announced yet. We're all pulling for him to go by Chuck.
Filed under: Items, Odds and ends, News items, Humor






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
native Jun 9th 2008 3:18PM
thats swell.
great warcraft related post.
:thumbsup:
Tristan Jun 9th 2008 3:30PM
Only 18 inches? Pfft. Talk to me when you're messing with alligators that are 10 feet.
Jasperwind Jun 9th 2008 3:35PM
It's obviously a non-combat. :P
Beep Jun 9th 2008 4:20PM
They caught a 13-footer here in Tallahassee last September. Welcome to Florida! :)
vlad Jun 9th 2008 6:08PM
not sure if you know this but maryland is not florida. with freezing lakes and streams its a pretty good feat to live through the winter if your a lil gator from warm climates.
Brendan Jun 9th 2008 3:32PM
Really? Nice job, Michael Gray. You've taken your first steps toward being fired.
Is this guy your dad or something? I'd bet money this is either local news for you or you actually know that man.
Ridiculous.
Scott Jun 9th 2008 3:34PM
In other news: you're a dick, Brendan.
Super Guest Man 9000 Jun 9th 2008 4:13PM
In further news Brendan is a dick.
VSUReaper Jun 9th 2008 4:31PM
Grow up Brendan, some of us want to read about something Wow related that does not involve the new expansion.
Nice change of pace, and it made me LOL! Looking forward to more Rocky Files!
Bynde Jun 9th 2008 4:14PM
So what? It's not like he's wasting paper or anything.
I'm more concerned about this obsession in WoW with "actor", and I do use that term very loosely, Chuck Norris.
Carrie Jun 9th 2008 4:23PM
I like the guy who caught a 7 foot alligator with a fishing pole better.
Soifra Jun 9th 2008 5:15PM
Hahaha, that's excellent.
Sanders Jun 10th 2008 1:54PM
hah I am from MD near where this happened and I actually believe it was on a mini golf course when it was caught.
"Stay away from the water Billy!"
Punky Jun 10th 2008 11:11AM
Woot for my hometown being on WoW insider lmao
Skarlette Jun 10th 2008 2:18PM
Awwww, baby gator! Nice find. I LOL-ed.