Of all the races in Azeroth, the goblins might have it the best. No allegiances, no wars, no constant attacks by the opposite faction. They're supposedly very rich, although I can't understand why -- they give zeppelin and boat rides for free and no one uses their auction house.

This particular goblin, Grimble, has acquired a local wench for his arm candy. Wait, is she even alive? Oh, man, she's dead. And the goblins are beginning to grin in that weird way. Maybe Peggleleg of Khaz'goroth should just get on the boat to Booty Bay before he becomes part of an engineering recipe.