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7-01-2008 @ 2:46PM
I'll have to make sure to go collect my Consortium economic-stimulus package.
7-01-2008 @ 3:19PM
Thank you for your interest in [Consortium Stimulus Package].Please note that there are some very strict criteria in place to determine your eligibility for a [Consortium Stimulus Package].For example:- How many Demons have you killed?- Have you killed more Demons than Naga?- Have you killed more Naga than Demons?- Have you killed more Gnomes than Demons or Naga?- Do you currently qualify for Goblin Self-Inflicted Burn Compensation? (If 'Yes,' please disregard this Form; instead, promptly submit Forms GEEK-1050, WHOA-1290, and WSAP-1337. Please contact Gadgetzan Rocket-Propelled Taxation and Amenities Office for further information.)- What class are you? (e.g. 'Hunter' or 'Mage,' not 'Middle' or 'Lower')- What weapons were used at the Time of Brutal Naga, Demon, and/or Mermaid Murder?- How many additional group members accompanied you? Please select from the following Options: (Party 10-Man 20-Man 25-Man 40-Man)- What is your favorite variety of Cake?- Please complete the following sentence: Knowing that I am a Liar makes me feel _____ .No [Consortium Stimulus Package] will be distributed during the Lunar Festival (Observed), Midsummer Fire Festival (Observed), Winter Veil, Tuesday maintenance, Friday peak server traffic time(s), or on any additional day concluding in '____day.'Please note that all denizens of Lower City are automatically disqualified from receiving a Consortium Stimulus Package.The Cosortium is an Equal Opportunity Denier / Supplier.Again: Thank you for your interest in [Consortium Stimulus Package].
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