Thank you for your interest in [Consortium Stimulus Package].

Please note that there are some very strict criteria in place to determine your eligibility for a [Consortium Stimulus Package].

For example:

- How many Demons have you killed?

- Have you killed more Demons than Naga?

- Have you killed more Naga than Demons?

- Have you killed more Gnomes than Demons or Naga?

- Do you currently qualify for Goblin Self-Inflicted Burn Compensation? (If 'Yes,' please disregard this Form; instead, promptly submit Forms GEEK-1050, WHOA-1290, and WSAP-1337. Please contact Gadgetzan Rocket-Propelled Taxation and Amenities Office for further information.)

- What class are you? (e.g. 'Hunter' or 'Mage,' not 'Middle' or 'Lower')

- What weapons were used at the Time of Brutal Naga, Demon, and/or Mermaid Murder?

- How many additional group members accompanied you?

Please select from the following Options:
(Party 10-Man 20-Man 25-Man 40-Man)

- What is your favorite variety of Cake?

- Please complete the following sentence:

Knowing that I am a Liar makes me feel _____ .

No [Consortium Stimulus Package] will be distributed during the Lunar Festival (Observed), Midsummer Fire Festival (Observed), Winter Veil, Tuesday maintenance, Friday peak server traffic time(s), or on any additional day concluding in '____day.'

Please note that all denizens of Lower City are automatically disqualified from receiving a Consortium Stimulus Package.

The Cosortium is an Equal Opportunity Denier / Supplier.

Again: Thank you for your interest in [Consortium Stimulus Package].